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<sms: Jensen, Jake> yes that's good. you really don't know how hot you are do you? <sms: Jensen, Jake>I did spend a lot of time playing between your legs on the couch with your arms around me... or just reading while you played. Mostly cause I did my homework and some of yours. <sms: Jensen, Jake> we never dated because you never asked. I was asked by plenty of guys and I never said yes once did you not think maybe I was waiting for someone I wanted to ask me. <sms: Jensen, Jake> You can pick a guest room. They are all very nice and probably bigger than your apartment when we were younger. <sms: Jensen, Jake> You were but sweetheart when the Avengers wanted me to learn to defend myself they put Captain America and Black Widow to work. Do you think I had it easy either? And you never broke anything of mine. That toe break, which I did on accident was something Natasha does all the time."

<sms: Stark, Kara> no one has ever told me i'm hot. i guess i'm ok tho. <sms: Stark, Kara> yeah. that was always the most comfortable and uncomfortable position to be in with you. <sms: Stark, Kara> i know if you did my homework i'd get an A. i could've done it but you're faster. <sms: Stark, Kara> i don't care how big the room is as long as it has a playstation, xbox, and a decent gaming computer. <sms: Stark, Kara> maybe a fully stocked fridge of red bull?? is that asking too much?? <sms: Stark, Kara> you're so tiny tho I might just pick you up and throw you over my shoulder and call it a day. there's probably more fun things we could do that spar anyway!

soluksuret-deactivated20260516

#kara x jake:: ship #amarvelousmencgerie

@camellbeard

<sms: Jensen, Jake> You wouldn't do that anyway because you know it would hurt my feelings if you were kissing other girls. <sms: Jensen, Jake> And you're right, they might punch you if you don't ask first but if you're going to wear your workout cloths. Better odds. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Your arms, your abs, your thick thighs. There was nothing better than your arms wrapped around my waist when you would stay at my house and we'd fall asleep. 100% recommend. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Do you think being around me would fuck our friendship up, what's going on Jake? <sms: Jensen, Jake> You can stay as long as you want to. I do have my own penthouse that isn't open to everyone. And you can have your own suite it's a few floors down though. There's my spare rooms. <sms: Jensen, Jake> I'm 120lbs thank you and you didn't break anything in Tehran because you were on comms you weren't in the middle of hand to hand combat. Plus I'm a badass.

<sms: Stark, Kara> i have thick thighs? that's good? <sms: Stark, Kara> yeah or my arms around you when we played COD or halo together. that was nice <sms: Stark, Kara> i mean, it would wouldn't it? <sms: Stark, Kara> that's why we never dated, right? because if we did then i'd do something dumbass and i'd lose you. i don't want that to happen. <sms: Stark, Kara> i would be happy to stay anywhere at your place. anything beats the lloyd's closet ... well not his actual closet. you know what i mean! <sms: Stark, Kara> oh????? i see how it is! you think just because i ran comms that i had it easy. excuse me but i was a captain the army before getting picked up for special forces.

<sms: Jensen, Jake> Those are thoughts I'm only going to tell you if you're standing in front of me. <sms: Jensen, Jake> You could come close to me and see if I like kissing any guy around. See it's only when I'm in the mood to kiss someone and you don't have to worry about lloyd. been there not returning to the action. <sms: Jensen, Jake>Hey are you jealous that I said he was hot without the stash? I think you're hot too. Did you think I'd want to spar with you if I didn't think you looked sexy in a tight white shirt. <sms: Jensen, Jake> I would never stop talking to you. You're my person. You have been forever. You're the only person that knows who I really am. <sms: Jensen, Jake> He won't say anything to you and I'll even give you your own glassed in office while you're here. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Don't be a baby and do better. Maybe you should stop looking at my ass in my skin tight shorts and then I wouldn't be able to pin you as well.

<sms: Stark, Kara> maybe i should start kissing every girl i come close to. <sms: Stark, Kara> never mind. i know they'd straight up punch me. <sms: Stark, Kara> you think i look good in a t-shirt? you like how it shows off my arms, don't you? <sms: Stark, Kara> you're my person too. that's why i don't want to fuck our friendship up. <sms: Stark, Kara> i'll see if i can come out on friday for a few days or however long you can actually stand to have me around. or how long the rest of your team can handle me. <sms: Stark, Kara> i'm sure cranky old bucky will love to see me again. <sms: Stark, Kara> i do 'do better' i stil don't understand how like a 95 pound woman broke my toe. i didn't even break any bones when i was in tehran.

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<sms: Jensen, Jake> why is it the thought of you working out does things to me. Good things. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Ewww... no. I don't really like older men. I sometimes just like kissing guys. Whatever guy is here will do. That time he was here, so that was why I kissed him. ONE TIME JACOB. Not like it was all the time. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Maybe not but you know he has money and power and that's really all it takes for some women to drop to their knees. Which, you know he might be someone woman's prince charming. <sms: Jensen, Jake> what happened. Why didn't you tell me that something happened and that's why you left. Maybe I could have helped you. I miss you. <sms: Jensen, Jake> What are you going to do that you haven't done? Date my best friend? No luck there she's taken. Date my other best friend. Nope she's with another friend of mine. Hack into my system and defeat me... that would piss me off but that's not gonna happen. <sms: Jensen, Jake> I do actually have work for you and just fucking come. What's gonna do.. boohoo at you. I'll protect you from his nasty words. He likes me and knows you're my oldest friend. He isn't gonna say shit. Besides, like I said I need a sparring partner and pinning you to the ground was always so much fun.

<sms: Stark, Kara> good thing? care to go into detail??? <sms: Stark, Kara> you like kissing any guy you're near? like any of them? <sms: Stark, Kara> obviously, right?? since you kissed Lloyd. i don't see why he's attractive. and i know you don't care about his money. <sms: Stark, Kara> it's nothing. really nothing. i miss you too. <sms: Stark, Kara> oh idk mess up our friendship somehow and then you won't wanna talk to me anymore. <sms: Stark, Kara> that would suck <sms: Stark, Kara> would you really want me to come? i could probably get away for a bit and do remote work for Lloyd. he's there tho? he might get pissed. <sms: Stark, Kara> last time we sparred you broke my big toe.

<sms: Jensen, Jake> 14hours!!!! boy you need to sleep when do you find time to work out. I hope you're still working out. Ignore I just commented on your body. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Jesus yes like 5 years ago. And he didn't have the stash then. He's hot without it but now he's got it in his head it looks good. UGH! <sms: Jensen, Jake> Is there anything wrong with that? I don't think he does though he likes pussy too much. Ask he'll tell you about how he goes after the ones that will be easy and give him what he wants. Its a fun conversation really it is. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Why couldn't you focus. You used to work around me all the time. We used to be always together but you left me. <tearsfalling> <sms: Jensen, Jake> I don't know if you were here now I might think about letting you get further. Would you want that? I thought you just liked us being friends? <sms: Jensen, Jake> See again if you were here we could go to the gym together work some of that energy off sparring.

<sms: Stark, Kara> i don't need sleep! you know that. it's not like 14 hours every day. i do work out a bit still. maybe should a little more often tho. <sms: Stark, Kara> oh he's hot without it? so if he lost the stache things might be different between the two of you 🥺 <sms: Stark, Kara> no, i'm just saying if that was his account, he shouldn't hide it. be proud man! <sms: Stark, Kara> yeah he likes it but i don't think he's gettin it as much as he says he does. <sms: Stark, Kara> it was easy to work together when we were just friends, but i had to go and do something stupid and if i stayed i was gonna mess things up. <sms: Stark, Kara> I do like us being friends. i would be so pissed if i did something to screw that up. <sms: Stark, Kara> maybe trashstache_daddy (his account btw) will let me come out to the tower and help you with something? <sms: Stark, Kara> you got any work for me???

weheartchrisevans

Chris Evans as Jake Jensen in THE LOSERS (2010) dir. Sylvain White

#jensen (visage)

<sms: Jensen, Jake> it's always a promise. I don't need to use it as a threat cause you'd like it too much. <sms: Jensen, Jake> You could have told me. Lloyd doesn't care if I know. He did seem a little off though when I said I knew you but he said he keeps you in a closet. <sms: Jensen, Jake> It better be a metophorical closet or I'm going to kick his ass for being a jerk. <sms: Jensen, Jake> do I hear a bit of jealousy in those messages? But to answer, Yes I've kissed him, yes I told him I wouldn't have sex with him. I'm still a virgin dork and he always makes it seem like we are more but as he said tonight. he'd rather have my guns instead of my pussy. <sms: Jensen, Jake> god he can be crass. <sms:Jensen, Jake> I'll get him to bring you here while he's here. I don't know I can make up something maybe I'll tell him since he can't afford the best hacker there is... I'll train his to be better.

<sms:Jensen, Jake> would you love me if I was nice? I thought you like me cause I was just a bit mean. Hey you can brag to Lloyd you've been more intimate with me than he has. At least you got your hand up my skirt in my bedroom. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Look I'm nice I gave you something to think about when you're going to bed tonight.

<sms: Stark, Kara> i mean it's not technically a closet more like a tiny room. that's where i stay 14 hours a day. it's not too bad. <sms: Stark, Kara> you kissed him?? you can't tell me that you like that nose caterpillar he has. <sms: Stark, Kara> do you think he's hot? <sms: Stark, Kara> you know i think he has a secret grindr account. <sms: Stark, Kara> he might not let me come work with you. he'll probably think i won't be able to focus. <sms: Stark, Kara> yeah but you only let me touch outside your panties. <sms: Stark, Kara> i think i'm too wound up now for sleep. <sms: Stark, Kara> the 3 red bulls didn't help either.

captslock

Chris Evans as Jake Jensen The Losers (2010) Petunias vs Marigolds Part Two You don’t deserve to wear those stripes!

#jensen:: muse

<sms: Jensen, Jake> You always feel like you're in trouble. That's cause you are trouble. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Oooo you sure you don't want me to be mad at you. Maybe I should spank you. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Cause you used to tell me everything, dork. <sms: Jensen, Jake> You sir, have never "let" me win. You just can't take it that you taught me how to play and I was that much better than my sensei <sms: Jensen, Jake> We have a complicated flirting relationship. He wants to fuck me and I like to fuck with him. But too old. I don't like older guys. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Hey I know I can pay better then he does. You don't think it would nice to see me more than like three times a year. You hurt me Jacob. So hurt right now. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Ohhhh now I can lord this over your head like an evil Mistress. HAHAHAHAHAAH

#amarvelousmencgerie #verse tbd

<sms: stark, kara> trying to be better 😇 <sms: stark, kara> is that a threat or a promise? <sms: stark, kara> i know but i had to sign an nda and now i can't tell you everything ☹️ <sms: stark, kara> i demand a rematch!! <sms: stark, kara> did you tell him you don't want to fuck him? have you kissed him before? <sms: stark, kara> he made it seem like you two were idk physical in some ways. <sms: stark, kara> well i have to finish out my contract with lloyd and then i'm freeeeee!! seriously, i got like three more months with him. <sms: stark, kara> hahaha. maybe i'll come and see you if you promise to be nice.

#jensen x kara:: ship #amarvelousmencgerie #(early days)

@amarvelousmencgerie

c-est-comme-ca

CHRIS EVANS as Jake Jensen in The Losers (2010)

#jensen (visage)

@camellbeard- text night

<sms: Jensen, Jake> So when were you going to tell me that you worked for Hansen? <sms: Jensen, Jake> And what made you think you could possibly get past my security. You've been trying that for years. <sms: Jensen, Jake> Don't make me come over and kick your ass again at COD. All your little boyfriends that you work with might not like it. <sms: Jensen, Jake> But seriously, why Hansen? I know you're always working for someone cause you won't come work for me but he does bad things. You know that right? I'm worried.