Mordred

[camelots-peacemaker]

Hello

Hey. I am Mordred of Camelot. FTM, raised by the Saxons. He/him. I heard about this app and decided to make an account.

No fights, please

OOC

(fights are 100% allowed btw, just no NSFW!!)

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[camelots-peacemaker]

So…

You listen to the album yet?

No!

[camelots-peacemaker]

We are going to a nice beach planet to go get drinks and relax at the beach. Would you like to come with us and Galahad to go get some "boba" and relax?

-@your-local-drumbot

Y-Yeah! I would!

[your-local-drumbot]

We just have to convince Galahad to NOT wear a full fucking duster outfit to the BEACH. Are you going to bring a swim suit or anything because all of us are planning to go into the water- except me of course since I'll oxidize-

[camelots-peacemaker]

I mean, I won’t go into the water unless I find something I can use as a binder…

[your-local-drumbot]

I have a few binders that you can use. Don't ask why.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Really?! THANK YOU!

[your-local-drumbot]

Anything for you, kiddo. Now I'll give you 50 credits if you convince Galahad to wear a swim suit and not a goddamn duster

[camelots-peacemaker]

I’ll try!

[camelots-peacemaker]

mordred in the bathroom by himseeeelf

what..?

[camelots-peacemaker]

You were asked several times. You procrastinated. You no longer can wait

Okay, okay, I’ll- I’ll listen to your thing

[camelots-peacemaker]

We are going to a nice beach planet to go get drinks and relax at the beach. Would you like to come with us and Galahad to go get some "boba" and relax?

-@your-local-drumbot

Y-Yeah! I would!

[your-local-drumbot]

We just have to convince Galahad to NOT wear a full fucking duster outfit to the BEACH. Are you going to bring a swim suit or anything because all of us are planning to go into the water- except me of course since I'll oxidize-

[camelots-peacemaker]

I mean, I won’t go into the water unless I find something I can use as a binder…

[your-local-drumbot]

I have a few binders that you can use. Don't ask why.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Really?! THANK YOU!

[camelots-peacemaker]

pfft. loser.

what…? why…?

[camelots-peacemaker]

Y’know what? Fuck it.

You are now locked in your room till you listen to the album. You’ll probably just have to listen to it alone

what…?

[camelots-peacemaker]

We are going to a nice beach planet to go get drinks and relax at the beach. Would you like to come with us and Galahad to go get some "boba" and relax?

-@your-local-drumbot

Y-Yeah! I would!

[your-local-drumbot]

We just have to convince Galahad to NOT wear a full fucking duster outfit to the BEACH. Are you going to bring a swim suit or anything because all of us are planning to go into the water- except me of course since I'll oxidize-

[camelots-peacemaker]

I mean, I won’t go into the water unless I find something I can use as a binder…

[camelots-peacemaker]

We are going to a nice beach planet to go get drinks and relax at the beach. Would you like to come with us and Galahad to go get some "boba" and relax?

-@your-local-drumbot

Y-Yeah! I would!

[camelots-peacemaker]

Fine.

Yay!

@your-local-drumbot , can you listen to it with me?

[your-local-drumbot]

Any album except High Noon Over Camelot. I did make the guest quarters the perfect amount of chilly with a blanket and some hot cocoa..

[camelots-peacemaker]

But that’s the only one I have… and it looks nice

[your-local-drumbot]

Listen to me when I tell you you don't want to listen to it.

[camelots-peacemaker]

But I do…

[camelots-peacemaker]

Merlin’s just trying to withhold information from you

He’s not

[camelots-peacemaker]

Fine.

Yay!

@your-local-drumbot , can you listen to it with me?

[your-local-drumbot]

Any album except High Noon Over Camelot. I did make the guest quarters the perfect amount of chilly with a blanket and some hot cocoa..

[camelots-peacemaker]

But that’s the only one I have… and it looks nice

[your-local-drumbot]

Someone game me an album to listen? It’s called High Noon Over Camelot… want to listen with me?

I can totally do that! I'll tell Marius to reschedule my appointment with him for my therapy session!

@camelots-peacemaker

[camelots-peacemaker]

thank you so much, Merlin!

[your-local-drumbot]

Anytime, kiddo. I..do recommend bracing yourself for it though.

[camelots-peacemaker]

why…?

[your-local-drumbot]

It's not exactly.. the greatest..

[camelots-peacemaker]

what do you mean…?

[your-local-drumbot]

it's an album of what would've happened if Galahad had died and they didn't get the G.R.A.I.L.

[camelots-peacemaker]

oh…

is there war…?

[your-local-drumbot]

A lot of war. Violence. And death.

[camelots-peacemaker]

am I on it…?

[your-local-drumbot]

How about we listen to uhm..Once Upon A Time In Space?- or..or..The Bifrost Incident?-

[camelots-peacemaker]

But the person gave me this one…

[your-local-drumbot]

Trust me when I tell you you don't want to hear this album.

[camelots-peacemaker]

What’s in it..?

[your-local-drumbot]

just trust me.

[camelots-peacemaker]

I do, but I… can you tell me the story?

[literally-the-captain]

Here! I'll do it for him! Galahad dies, everyone fails to get the GRAIL and the station flies into the sun and everyone dies! The end!

[camelots-peacemaker]

*He doesn’t say anything, but it looks like he’s about to cry*

[your-local-drumbot]

No no no..don't cry! Come here, give Dad a hug..it's okay..shhh...

Nice going, Jonny. You stupid ferret.

[camelots-peacemaker]

*He hugs him, most definitely crying*

[your-local-drumbot]

It's okay, baby..it's okay..I'm here...shhh...

[camelots-peacemaker]

You like peace, right? unlike your crew mate.

[your-local-drumbot]

Of course, I love peace.. How about you stay in the botany wing for a bit to calm down..?

[camelots-peacemaker]

Can you stay too…?

[your-local-drumbot]

I'm coming, I'm coming, don't worry

[camelots-peacemaker]

thank you…

[camelots-peacemaker]

Good. Merlin's nice. Tell him I miss him.

- 🥀

I’ll try? If I remember

[thespacebotanist]

Thank yoooou :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Don’t worry!

[thespacebotanist]

Oh and tell him Charlie sent you. He'll get it.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Okay, sure

[thespacebotanist]

Ty :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Of course!

…You are nice

[thespacebotanist]

I wouldn't say that.

[camelots-peacemaker]

But you are

[thespacebotanist]

Well I won't be so nice if people start shooting guns. I can't handle the noise too well. Or the heat for that matter.

Of course Brian was the one that ended up in the sun. Couldn't it at least have been Jonny?

[camelots-peacemaker]

That’s fine. I’m… mostly fine? With cold. And guns isn’t my thing.

What do you mean stuck in a sun?

[thespacebotanist]

Well last I checked the people you associate with are trigger-happy.

and don't worry about that!

[camelots-peacemaker]

If the people I associate with are trigger happy than what are the ones you associate with?

[thespacebotanist]

... Also trigger-happy. This is why I stay in the greenhouse most of the time.

[camelots-peacemaker]

And this is why I talk to the hanged man a lot

and the Saxons too

[thespacebotanist]

Well... I guess someone has to keep him company...

[camelots-peacemaker]

it’s either me or Galahad trying to fuck him, normally

[thespacebotanist]

... WHAT THE FU-

[camelots-peacemaker]

Yeah, don’t ask me how

[thespacebotanist]

I wish I mean what.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Excuse me?

[thespacebotanist]

I said nothing.

[camelots-peacemaker]

you sure?

[camelots-peacemaker]

Good. Merlin's nice. Tell him I miss him.

- 🥀

I’ll try? If I remember

[thespacebotanist]

Thank yoooou :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Don’t worry!

[thespacebotanist]

Oh and tell him Charlie sent you. He'll get it.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Okay, sure

[thespacebotanist]

Ty :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Of course!

…You are nice

[thespacebotanist]

I wouldn't say that.

[camelots-peacemaker]

But you are

[thespacebotanist]

Well I won't be so nice if people start shooting guns. I can't handle the noise too well. Or the heat for that matter.

Of course Brian was the one that ended up in the sun. Couldn't it at least have been Jonny?

[camelots-peacemaker]

That’s fine. I’m… mostly fine? With cold. And guns isn’t my thing.

What do you mean stuck in a sun?

[thespacebotanist]

Well last I checked the people you associate with are trigger-happy.

and don't worry about that!

[camelots-peacemaker]

If the people I associate with are trigger happy than what are the ones you associate with?

[thespacebotanist]

... Also trigger-happy. This is why I stay in the greenhouse most of the time.

[camelots-peacemaker]

And this is why I talk to the hanged man a lot

and the Saxons too

[thespacebotanist]

Well... I guess someone has to keep him company...

[camelots-peacemaker]

it’s either me or Galahad trying to fuck him, normally

[thespacebotanist]

... WHAT THE FU-

[camelots-peacemaker]

Yeah, don’t ask me how

[thespacebotanist]

I wish I mean what.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Excuse me?

[camelots-peacemaker]

Good. Merlin's nice. Tell him I miss him.

- 🥀

I’ll try? If I remember

[thespacebotanist]

Thank yoooou :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Don’t worry!

[thespacebotanist]

Oh and tell him Charlie sent you. He'll get it.

[camelots-peacemaker]

Okay, sure

[thespacebotanist]

Ty :)

[camelots-peacemaker]

Of course!

…You are nice

[thespacebotanist]

I wouldn't say that.

[camelots-peacemaker]

But you are

[thespacebotanist]

Well I won't be so nice if people start shooting guns. I can't handle the noise too well. Or the heat for that matter.

Of course Brian was the one that ended up in the sun. Couldn't it at least have been Jonny?

[camelots-peacemaker]

That’s fine. I’m… mostly fine? With cold. And guns isn’t my thing.

What do you mean stuck in a sun?

[thespacebotanist]

Well last I checked the people you associate with are trigger-happy.

and don't worry about that!

[camelots-peacemaker]

If the people I associate with are trigger happy than what are the ones you associate with?

[thespacebotanist]

... Also trigger-happy. This is why I stay in the greenhouse most of the time.

[camelots-peacemaker]

And this is why I talk to the hanged man a lot

and the Saxons too

[thespacebotanist]

Well... I guess someone has to keep him company...

[camelots-peacemaker]

it’s either me or Galahad trying to fuck him, normally

[thespacebotanist]

... WHAT THE FU-

[camelots-peacemaker]

Yeah, don’t ask me how