Stray Kids Incorrect Quotes

got me trippin’ like ✨

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: I like u

Minho: I like u too

Jisung: Wow we like the same alphabet

Minho: WTH

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: What should I be for Halloween?

Seungmin: A decent person, if you ask me

[isaloveskz]

3k followerss POGG also skz bonsang how we feeling stays

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: hey Chan

Chan: yes?

Jisung: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Chan:

Chan: where’s jeongin?

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: Just saw two elementary schoolkids in a fistfight, so as an adult, i had to step in.

Chan: Oh, good for y-

Jisung: They didn’t stand a chance.

[isaloveskz]

Minho: Name one thing you want to try in the bedroom

Felix: Seeing Chan get a full eight hours of sleep

[isaloveskz]

Changbin: You know... I’ve never heard a pun from you before

Seungmin: Ok fine. You say yours first

Changbin: Are you a loan cause you’re gaining my interest

Seungmin: Wow you killed it. My turn

Seungmin: Are you a banker because leave me the fuck a loan

[isaloveskz]

Hyunjin: How do i say “go fuck yourself” politely

Seungmin: With all due respect, intercourse yourself

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: If i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i’d only have one dollar because you’re all i think about

Seungmin: Have fun being broke, idiot

[isaloveskz]

Website: Choose your password

Stay: Stray Kids

Website: Password is too short

Stay: I know...

[isaloveskz]

Changbin: Everything you’ve been through... it must have been terrible. Not being able to laugh-

Seungmin: I can laugh

Changbin: I’ve never heard you laugh?

Seungmin: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

[isaloveskz]

Chan: Minho, how is our friendship?

Minho: It’s like counting stars in the sky

Chan: That means that it’s infinite, right?

Minho: No, it’s a waste of time

[isaloveskz]

lmao i’m not too sure whether i wanna laugh or cry rn- my friend sent one of my post to me and i’ve been trying to give her hints that i wrote it but she told me that there is no way i’m the owner of this acct- 🥴

(if you’re reading this, i don’t know you anymore lol)

[isaloveskz]

Jisung: If i were the last man on Earth, would you date me?

Minho: If you were the last man on Earth, then i wouldn’t exist.

Jisung:

Jisung: Fuck, you’re right

[isaloveskz]

Changbin: I am never playing Sims with you after you made an underground torture chamber

Minho: But what else would you do on the Sims?

Changbin: Take care of them!

Minho: Unrealistic.

[isaloveskz]

hey, i just want to drop by here to tell you that it’s okay to take breaks from social media. it’s overwhelming i know but we can get through this together 💪

stay safe and be well everyone ❣️

[isaloveskz]

minho: so, what have you been into recently?

chan: bdsm

minho: do you even know that means-

chan: ahahahahah yeah i love Breaking Down Secretly at Midnight