Protector Of The Bisexuals

Welcome to the inside of my brain! It’s mostly Good Omens and bbc Merlin. Non-binary she/they. 24.

[camelotsbi]

Hii. My name is Simon (she/they) and this is my main blog.

I also run @simonsnow61 for Carry On and Simon Snow related stuff, and I’m trying to keep up @simons-studyblr for Studyblr things (I’m still quite bad at it).

[ashstfu]

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you

[anxeious]

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

[hellenhighwater]

I have made a wall hanger vase... shelf....thing.

[hellenhighwater]

It can actually be filled with water to hold live flowers

[hellenhighwater]

Wheee more wall hangers

[emptyjunior]

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if sword slash to the chest. Also you're on fire.

[debbiedart]

✨ vavoom ✨⛈

• prints!

[starmaker-astral]

BookAziraphael would have let Crowley die in a ditch, SeriesAziraphael cares about Crowley a bit more.

I beg to differ

Book Aziraphale might give bastard-ish vibes, he is still an angel, and he still cares about his (best)friend/unofficial husband

Best exemple I have right now is this moment in the book :

At some point Warlock gets a hold of a gun and Aziraphale's first reaction is to perform a last minute miracle to turns the gun into a harmless water gun

And the water hits Crowley. Warlock was aiming the gun at Crowley, who was distracted with looking for the hellhound.

And then Az is hit by a cream pie

He wasn't even paying attention to his own surroundings, because he had to make sure Crowley didn’t get discorporated FIRST

This is probably the most obvious instinctively attentive and caring thing that Aziraphale did for Crowley in the book

[fossil-creek]

Bildad..

[immortals-malec]

you have just finished heartstopper..... and it's over.

[coffeeandmusic]

[fudgetunblr]

I had a thought

[almost-random-stuff]

I don't feel guilty at sharing the Heated Rivalry sex-scenes, but I do feel guilty with the Heartstopper ones. I saw those boys when they were children, I'm the old granny convinced they are still just playing video games. (No, I'm not, but I feel like I have to pretend.)

[ucanbanything]

Thank you for the wonderful ride, Alice!

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid