Werewolf! Fem! Reader who’s panting heavily, most of her clothes are torn to shreds from halfway transforming, her jaw aches from her fangs growing out, blood is on her and her claws, her eyes are a piercing yellow and crazed from bloodlust, staring at Dex and freaking out like “oh fuck oh no he saw me transform he thinks I’m a freak he’s going to run away and he’s going to—“
Dex with a reader whose teeth are too sharp. Eyes seem to glow in the nighttime and in pictures. When she's angry, her growls and snarls of anger are indistinguishable from that of an animal's. Her senses are much too refined for a human and she's—yep, that's a werewolf! Dex would def be into it.
Me thinks there should be more addition of Dex’s skills in fics being used in the most unnecessary ways possible. Just because he can.
You go to grab your purse as you’re about to leave for a last minute hangout. Just as you’re about to grab the strap, it gets pinned down by quarter. You turn and Dex is standing there with an intense, blank expression because where are you going without telling him?
Guy at the coffee shop who’s bothering you and reaches for your hand on the table. Oh, now there’s a butter knife stabbed between his fingers and Dex is standing over you both with a blank look and that dry, gravelly tone, “My hand slipped.”
Guy at the bar who won’t stop leering at you and Dex is that partner that notices everything. It’s almost annoying but helpful. Sometimes. When you’re swaying and tipsy as you lean against him, he only quirks his lips up in that way only reserved for you as he grabs a pretzel from a plate and trick shots that thing from the wall, the floor, and right into the guy’s forehead. All while keeping eye contact with you.
The potential of taking him to a carnival and having him play those stupid rigged games for you!
i just love all the stories about production on project hail mary. they didn't use a single green/blue screen in the whole film. they built the whole interior of the hail mary. the petrova line scene was done practically by putting infrared lights on a chicken wire cage. rocky's voice was one of the puppeteers because he did such a good job during filming that they couldn't imagine anyone else voicing him. and rocky was a practical puppet/animatronic! sandra huller picked sign of the times as her karaoke song and she asked her daughter if it was still a cool song. i just feel like there was so much love making this film and im obsessed
Mutant! Fem! Reader with a TERRIBLE dating history it’s its own Guinness world record. Highkey connects with my AU of my previous post…
The one guy who turned out to be a serial killer. The other guy that was secretly a bounty hunter and was getting ready to kidnap her to take her to Madripoor turn her in for a pretty penny. That hot British woman that actually kidnapped her. Also there was that one guy who turned out to be a Hydra agent. And ALSO there was a super powered villainess—
No one is THAT surprised she entertains Dex. Matt, Foggy, and Karen are D1 Dex haters. Even those in her circle that don’t know him are IMMEDIATELY suspicious despite his ‘clean’ background (FBI, veteran). His masking to make him appear like this normal, charming, capable person? Just barely working.
It lowkey makes him spiral because he feels like he’s losing control and wants to be a good guy™️ so bad. All because Mutant! Fem! Reader has a pattern of horrible decisions 💔
AU where we see more of Nelson & Murdock in action and Karen is their contact at the Bulletin. Dex is still very much unhinged in the FBI as Special Agent Poindexter but without Fisk’s influence. Something something all roads lead to vigilantism so Dex was always going to become Bullseye one way or another.
I NEED to see them go head to head. Dex ‘solves’ a high profile case for the FBI by catching a serial killer.
Then Matt and Foggy come as the defense team ‘actually this evidence that was totally legitimately gathered shows he was manipulated so he’s cleared of his charges and the real culprit is still at large :)’
Dex would be SO PISSED for weeks. It keeps happening cuz of Matt’s insistence of taking on difficult, complicated cases.
Shenanigans ensue. Matt discovers Dex is Bullseye and vice versa. But they won’t reveal each other’s identity. Every interaction from then on is thinly disguised with even more hatred.
Reader is the middleman between all parties. They gather intel from Dex to give to Karen or Matt and Foggy in exchange for suffering under Dex’s obsession. “No that’s not my boyfriend that’s just my info guy who won’t stop staring at me and stalking me.”
Yall should totally definitely comment/reblog how your self inserts would be in this situation because I cannot be the only who has to insert themselves in every piece of media they consume!!
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Harry Potter is trending at #1 on tumblr so I thought I’d take the opportunity to say fuck JKR, fuck transphobes, fuck her stupid books, her theme park, her endless landfill fodder merch slop, and her fucking castle on a hill. Read another book yall!! Read another book!!!!!!!
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Yeah I said something similar yesterday but we can NOT let what happened to Renee Good cloud what happened to everyone else at the hands of these SS Demons!!!
Because we can’t disregard one person if we’re for human rights!
In case people don't realize the full extent of what's going on, we are under siege in Minnesota. I live in an affluent, majority white suburb of Minneapolis, and ICE is all over the place terrorizing people. They showed up at the library, kitted out in their Temu tactical gear, and stormed it.
The library. Please let that sink in.
They've pulled weapons on legal observers and physically attacked them. They're threatening teenagers and children with death. One woman told a story at my, again, affluent, majority white suburban town's city council meeting this week of being shoved from behind so hard that she fell down by an ICE agent, who then said to her, "Stop touching me." A man, in tears and begging for our city government to do something to help our neighbors, described having a baton pulled on him. They're luring people out of their workplaces with lies about "hitting someone's car in the parking lot" and then abducting them. Citizens and legal residents are being detained. People are being racially profiled and snatched. A teenager (a US citizen) working at Target got dragged out and shoved in a car, then dumped a mile away in a Wal-mart parking lot, beaten up and crying. And all of this is after they murdered Renee Good.
I don't emphasize the demographics of my particular suburb to say "but this shouldn't be happening here, we have money!" but to illustrate that the Trump administration has declared war on a US state. Even if you stick your head in the sand because you're white and won't be directly targeted, ICE is running traffic lights, speeding, tearing the wrong way on one way streets, and causing nasty accidents because they think they're above the law. They think it doesn't matter who they hurt or kill, because they're being told straight from the top that they can do whatever they want to whoever they want.
We are all under attack, and this is coming to a city near you if we don't stand up to it. Please stand with Minnesota, as well as LA, Portland, Chicago, and every other place DHS has sent their COD cosplay gestapo. I don't know what that looks like for you but please, please, don't ignore this.
I'm sorry, the charlie kirk situation just keeps getting funnier.
- gun nut insists 6 year olds getting shot in elementary school are a necessary sacrifice so that we can all have the 2nd amendment *gets shot at a school
- gun nut literally advocated for public executions to make kids stronger *gets shot in public in front of a bunch of students
- gun nut was an open racist, who constantly tried to incite race wars *got shot by a white guy in the whitest state in america
- gun nut insists empathy is fake *no empathy for him online, except from the same people who gleefully mock the deaths of trans people and Democrat politicians and anyone they don't like on a daily basis
- GUN. NUT. *gets shot and killed instantly by a gun.