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archaeologicals-deactivated2016

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other.

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

obviousplant

I left some fake in-store coupons at the grocery store

lastdjnosaurs

tell me this isn’t the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

peachyfrostslave

I just… That’s the Egyptian Prince from Night At The Museum and Jasper from Twilight and its a little gay and I just ugh I love it

nayan1

Who needs expensive equipment, when you have good friends

ethiopienne

yoooooo

misandry-mermaid

Here’s some more:

You interrupted me, I’m not finished talking

You’re making me uncomfortable

Leave me alone

Don’t talk to me like that

blackfemalescientist

1. You repeated my idea 2. You’re in my space 4. No, I won’t do that for you 5. I am aware of that

fag

Stop this is so funny

fuckyeahhistorycrushes

My history crush is Charles Sumner. During the Civil War he was a radical Republican (which is really the 1800s version of a very left wing democrat) who worked with Lincoln and, famously, got the crap beat out of him for calling out racist slaveowners. He was also likely gay, and had a relationship with Samuel Howe. He was known to have a deep and moving voice, and spoke passionately about his causes. All in all a babe.

cactuseeds

U can really tell who’s been on tumblr more than four years because we all give up on networks and promos and our blogs become bizarre collections of obscure art and documentation of bad life choices

slothwrestling-deactivated20130

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.