Ask The Camp Campbell Squad

Camp Campbell's wildest gang of camper are here. (We'd have normal swears, but we were tagged censors. For the most part.)

[camp-campbell-squad]

Avery: *puts her hand on her face* Okay, let's back up.

*everyone else in the camp takes a step back (including Max)*

Avery: *still has her hand on her face* Not literally!

[camp-campbell-squad]

Preston: With me is my friend Harrison, the cheese. Who among him could possibly best that? Nerris, the crust. And lastly, there's me. Preston, the sausage.

Harrison: *tries to stifle his laughter*

Nerris: *tries to stifle her laughter, only to spit on Preston's face and put her head to the table*

Preston: *wipes off the spit on his face* The spit was not required on that one.

[teainthesnow]

“Haha, that’s you!”

[swaparonicampcampau]

swap nerris is cannon yall

[gigikiwiandco]

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

[camp-campbell-squad]

Heh. :3

[moonboundedsnake]

SPACE KID WHAT THE FUCK ?!??

[camp-campbell-squad]

Oh, my god. She went there. He went THERE. They both went somewhere.

[camp-campbell-squad]

Space Kid, you're never really displeased with anyone. (Well, at least it seems to look like that. o_o)

Space Kid: Well that is changing, Max is an example of that.

/Um... :I

[camp-campbell-squad]

What does everybody think of Avery?

Max: She’s hot, but not my type.

Nikki: She’s so strong, and nice, and great!

Neil: She likes it whenever I do chemistry.

Ered: I think she’s pretty cool.

Dolph: I adore her personality.

Nurf: I’m strong but she is stronger, I respect her for that.

Harrison: She loves my tricks.

Nerris: It’s fun teaching her roleplay.

Preston: ...Well, she shows me, uh, affection, and she absolutely adores musicals... [Harrison and Nerris notice something’s off]

Space Kid: Ugh, I don’t like her. She impresses everyone else, not even her liking space changes my mind.

[camp-campbell-squad]

Relationships ARE about love, you can't keep your bad relationship up. If you don't tell your parents, he might put you in a hospital bed or kill you.

Avery: It’s so f*cking stupid, I just wanna do something right for my parents for once… And Preston doesn’t care what I say to him, anyway…

[Preston’s been hearing this whole time without her noticing, he doesn’t like what he hears.]

[camp-campbell-squad]

Want me to kill your boyfriend, Blondie?

Avery: W-W-Wait, Anon! You don’t need to do that!

[camp-campbell-squad]

Whoa! Avery, what's wrong with you boyfriend, and why flirt with Preston if you have him?

Avery: First time we met, we loved each other. Or at least, he said he loved me. Then when he found out I’m Swedish, he just completely hated me. My parents want us to keep dating because if we marry eight years later, his inheritance will become mine. They saw us dating happily, so they let us keep it up because they also love me. I try to use my looks and charm to find another boyfriend, even though Preston’s not really interested in me like I am in him. But relationships aren’t about love and all that sh*t, I guess. My BF’s name is Gibson, BTW.

[camp-campbell-squad]

Avery has a boyfriend, but he’s horrible...

[camp-campbell-squad]

It’s the Draconequus variation of Avery that keeps coming on @campcampmonsters.

[camp-campbell-squad]

She is now there for Darcy...

[swaparonicampcampau]

Guest art by: @skittlesandluce

Max and Gwen hug!

[camp-campbell-squad]

Swapped MomGwen!

[camp-campbell-squad]

Why not let others ask me somethings, huh David?

[camp-campbell-squad]

David: They never really ask you anything often, Gwen.

[camp-campbell-squad]

Why not let others ask me somethings, huh David?

[camp-campbell-squad]

Hey, Dolph. I ship you and Ered, can you confess to her?

Dolph: I can’t do zhat, I zon’t even have zhe courage! You should vote on it. (I vill not be ready if zhe most votes say yes.)

/Right here, vote on it:

http://www.polljunkie.com/poll/xmynox/confession

[camp-campbell-squad]

WTFH, DID THEY JUST KISS?!

Daniel: Whoa, there’s some drama happening here! I heard there’s a Flowerscout who likes Neil, wait until she hears this from Avery.

Jen: [Chuckles] Well, we’ll just have to wait and see if she breaks!

/BOOM, there it is!

[camp-campbell-squad]

Nikki, how have you been since Avery showed up?

[Nikki’s in a tool shed.]

Nikki: The camp got crazier, which I like! But she started coughing flowers and petals earlier on, I can’t help but worry about her. She says it’ll probably go away soon, but it’s not just her I’m… thinking… about… [She smiles before Neil walks in on the answer] Oh my God, I didn’t lock the door?!

Neil: Lock’s busted. Anyways, I need to tell you something. Ever since our Flowerscouts adventure, I’ve always secretly… liked you. And I mean much more than a friend.I just didn’t r-realize it ‘til now [Blushes briefly] I… I-I… I LOVE you, alright?!

Nikki: [Blushes briefly, smiles] Neil, I… I feel the same. Ever since we first met, I can’t stop thinking about you. [Neil smiles and chuckles before intertwining his hand with hers] *gasp* Hey…

[The two kiss each other on the lips, but Avery slides her head in witnessing the affair and quickly slides back out.]