I'm just a kid trying to survive out here.

|| Indie || || Selective || || Max from Camp Camp ||

[previouscamper-deactivated20170]

❛ Yep! We’d go up to the convenient store and purchase some, then come back here to set up the prank. Everyone is asleep by now or at least laying in their tents, no one would notice we’re gone. How do you think fun stuff like pizza and ice cream are brought here? The quartermaster leaves to pick it up and then brings it back here. ❜

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ I don’t know. I never thought about it much. I just thought that Quarter Master had some secret stash in the kitchen or something. Dude it is like the most unsaid but enforced rule to NOT go into QM’s territory. That shit is scary... ❞ Don’t get Max started on that. It was a bad time.

[bracedkid-blog]

   “But that was supposed to be for someone you reeaaally like.”

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ ........ You know I don’t really care about that shit right? ❞

[angelstarr-trashed]

Both looked at each other and sighed. “So basically, if we try to kill each other, you could end up with one of us being dominant. So if innocent Angel won, you’d have an annoyingly nice Angel.” Angel 1 said. 

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ Touche... fuck. Can you guys like merge together like they do in Dragon Ball Z or something and get back to normal? ❞ There goes doing it the Neil way. He was tired of it already.

[angelstarr-trashed]

“I figured you were. “ She stopped what she was doing, walking over. “Essh, stalker type. He’s been stalking someone it seems…” She pulled out the pictures, flipping through them. “Well then…Seems like a creep…seriously.” 

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ Couldn’t that be the motive right there? Someone didn’t like creepy mr stalker to take pictures of him... Maybe it’s like those crime shows when they took a picture of a drug deal or something. ❞

[bracedkid-blog]

{ @campmax  Yeah, so here’s the random ass doodle I did in the car yesterday on our way to go see Ghostbusters   First time drawing both of these nerds so I’m pretty happy with how it turned out!  If you can’t read it ( pic is lighter than what it really is ) it says –  Mabel: Max ! Look!   Max : That’s the stupidest sweater yet. }  

[bracedkid-blog]

– Wow , you have no idea how surprised I am with the fact that you guys have stayed around for me to reach this milestone. I’ve been fighting back Mabel’s muse since I finished Gravity Falls ( which wasn’t too long ago ) considering I had too many blogs already. But one of my friends peer pressured me into doing it… so that’s how this little blog was born.   But I really have to thank you guys for being here … now for my little love shout outs.

Keep reading

[campmax-blog]

S T A R T E R  C A L L

//might as well??

[delightfully-british-hero-blog]

Well wasn’t he just a ray of sunshine? Vav rolled his eyes. “If this is just a mix up then you can tell me where your counselor is and I’ll be on my way.”

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ If this is all a mistake then why would I tell you where my counselor is. Look man I’ll give you a warning, he’ll sue anyone who comes onto the property. Or worse... He’ll talk your ear off. You don’t wanna meet him man, trust me. ❞ He tried to reassure the other, and just get him the heck out of here. He didn’t want ANOTHER kind of camp to deal with.

[campmax-blog]

//im alive, and here. And i got 2 of my really good friends into camp camp and they all agree i am max. best day. other than almost getting into a wreck but whatever I’m going to get to work on the bajillion drafts and asks I owe, and probably queue them up. if you wanna talk, just come @ me bro.

[welcometoyouredoom]

[archiveoff4e]

This show is cute. 

[kakin-my-spaffs]

[alittlecurse-deactivated2016110]

I look young But inside I am old And filled with the deaths Of other people.

Terry Moore (via alittlecurse)

[bracedkid-blog]

   “How sweet of you , Max~      But I showed those unicorns not to mess with me. Unicorn blood is really hard to get out of clothes, f.y.i.”

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ That is so terrifying that you literally got your hero’s blood on your fucking sweater. ❞

[yellowcrayonwillow-archive]

ur dumb and i need u to stop

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Little Shop of Horrors” soundtrack sentence meme

❝ What a creepy thing to be happening! ❞

❝ It’s nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours! ❞

❝ You have a talent for causing things pain! ❞

❝ Don’t feed the plants! ❞

❝ I’m willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things! ❞

❝ What do you want from me — blood? ❞

❝ The rainbow’s just a no-show. ❞

❝ Does this look inanimate to you, punk? ❞

❝ You’re a monster and so am I! ❞

❝ Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings? ❞

❝ Take a breath and look around: a lot of folks deserve to die! ❞

❝ Three words with the ring of fate. ❞

❝ Do you mind if I call you a genius? ❞

❝ Downtown: where depression’s just status quo. ❞

❝ Stop right where you are, don’t you move a thing! ❞

❝ Looks like you’re not happy, unless I open a vein. ❞

❝ Feed me! ❞

❝ You’re lookin’ cute as can be! ❞

❝ Bear in mind, I’m not immortal. ❞

❝ I have so, so many strong reservations. ❞

❝ Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor. ❞

❝ I’ll gladly treat you like my blood, and my own flesh. ❞

❝ Thanks a million for making the magic you do. ❞

❝ Who cares if I’ve been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks?  ❞

❝ You’ve given me nothing, but heartache and hurt. ❞

❝ The bosses take your money and they break your hearts. ❞

❝ Nobody ever treated me kindly. ❞

❝ They’re gonna put you in jail! ❞

❝ You got no place to hide, you got nowhere to run. ❞

❝ Must be blood! Must be fresh! ❞

❝ I’ve got no choice — I’m much too poor! ❞

❝ Relationships are no-go. ❞

❝ You’re barely alive. ❞

❝ Officially, I’m your brat! ❞

❝ He’ll never ever ever be any good! ❞

❝ Feed me all night long! ❞

❝ Tell your mama something’s gonna get her — she better beware! ❞

❝ All of a sudden success coming out of the blue! ❞

❝ When he’s gone, the world will be yours. ❞

❝ What we have here is an ethical dilemma. ❞

❝ Please understand, it’s still strange and frightening. ❞

❝ Someday, you’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay. ❞

❝ You cater to a million jerks. ❞

❝ I dream of a place where we could be together at last. ❞

❝ You need blood and he’s got more than enough! ❞

❝ Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? ❞

❝ Someone show me a way to get outta here. ❞

❝ I know things were bad, but now they’re okay. ❞

❝ Don’t let my mirth deceive you! ❞

❝ I’m dating a semi-sadist… ❞

❝ I keep asking God what I’m for, and he tells me ‘gee, I’m not sure!’ ❞

❝ Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut’s! ❞

❝ I’m begging you sweetly, I’m down on my knees! ❞

❝ People will pay you to be inhumane. ❞

❝ Stand aside watch that motha’ blow! Explosion! Bang! Kerboom! ❞

❝ I’d poison guppies, and when I was done, I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head. ❞

❝ Someone gimme my shot or I’ll rot here. ❞

❝ I get off on the pain I inflict! ❞

❝ Lady luck came and found me. ❞

❝ It really is a rotten way to go! ❞

❝ They say the meek gonna get it — and you’re a meek little guy. ❞

❝ I dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green. ❞

❝ Stop and think it over, pal… that guy sure looks like plant food to me. ❞

[angelstarr-trashed]

“Any clues.” She mentioned. “Possible motive for crime.” She checked his pockets. Id, cards, but nothing seemingly important. She looked at the wound. stabbing. “Yeah. Single white male. No gal pals either..” She treated him like an adult…most of the time, she tried to make sure he was treated like one. 

[campmax-blog]

           ❝ I was kidding Angel. I know what to look for. ❞ He grumbled, looking through the drawer he had opened. He could barely see into it, but that meant that if something caught his eye, there was usually a reason.  ❝ Uhhh... then why does he have a bunch of pictures of this one lady? ❞ He questioned, stepping back with a long distance photo of a woman.