shit my step sister has said
this is a sentence meme based upon things my step sister has said while on the phone or just in general, i donât know why i made this
âWhen he gives you the good succ or something.â
âWait, I found a picture of one twig deepthroating another twig.â
âGuy Fieri should start a YouTube account where he does daily vlogs of his life.â
âWhy am I not white today?â
âHave you ever seen a vagina? Theyâre whack.â
âYou mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo.â
âDonât go through my phone, thereâs a lot of sketchy stuff on there.â
âI licked the door at Mount Vernon and it tasted like George Washington.â
âIt tasted the same as the Washington Monument so, I just figured thatâs what he tasted like.â
âHe only answers me when I call him âfamâ.â
âMy room is super gay.â
âIâm the shortest person youâll ever meet.â
âI need some fucking batteries, dude.â
*In a British accent* âWhy is this part of your leg so nice and soft?â
âThe government is finding out that Iâm cheating on the Sims.â
âWhy is your hand through your vagina?â
âYou wanna chat with ____, not Whore #2.â
âI found this on the dark, dark side of Instagram.â
âHe sounds like such a whiny bitch during this song.â
âRemember when I was watching videos of bread falling?â
âI wanna get #NotMyRodrick tattooed.â
âMaui doesnât have any nipples, did you know that?â
âI wanna Lighting McKill Myself.â
âThereâs a bee in my room so, Iâm gonna hide in here.â
âThey say 70% of you is H2O, well the other 30% of me wants to die.â
âDo you remember the âpepperoni nipplesâ song?â
âDonât you just love it when your friend sends you something about erectile dysfunction?â
âI thought the Paris sticker said penis.â