‘ I haven’t found the right time to tell her. ’
‘ thank you, i love you, i’ll see you in a little bit. ’
‘ (name) doesn’t have to care, (name) has a trust fund. ’
‘ I don’t want space, I just want you. ’
‘ he put peanut butter on his junk and let his dog lick it off. ’
‘ I don’t expect you to understand. I’m an adrenaline junkie, you like to stay within your comfort zone, that’s fine. ’
‘ what about that pole dancing class we took ? ’
‘ why are you attacking her ? ’
‘ life is passing you by, you need to learn to take a few risks every once in a while. ’
‘ alright, you’ve been dared. do you accept your dare, (name) ? ’
‘ nah, she’s not my type. ’
‘ you are not nearly as hot as you think you are. ’
‘ look I spend a lot of time on the dark web, okay ? ’
‘ kiss a stranger for five seconds ? ’
‘ make a choice, the clock is ticking. ’
‘ – and I’m sorry that I’m totally geeking out and ruining the story. ’
‘ does he always tell you what to do ? ’
‘ I’m gonna be outside, if you change your mind. ’
‘ you know, Charles Manson was a singer too ! ’
‘ I was hoping you’d come. ’
‘ I’m just warning you, I don’t think I’d make a very good partner. ’
‘ I’m not the daredevil type. ’
‘ the second I feel uncomfortable, I’m out. ’
‘ please let me fart on you ! ’
‘ hey, what’s your email number – I mean your, uh, what’s your info ? ’
‘ alright, how about my first born son too ? ’
‘ dolla dolla bill yo ! ’
‘ have you ever parallel parked a car in your life ? ’
‘ she’s doing what she apparently thinks is best for herself. ’
‘ I don’t think that (name) can handle this, I’m actually really worried about her. ’
‘ get your ass to this party and help me okay ? ’
‘ okay, just, please no fire-breathing dragons, or knives. No clowns, no snakes, no skeletons. ’
‘ what about this: just a tattoo of my dad ? he’s gorgeous, honestly, he’s a nice looking guy. ’
‘ I’m laughing ‘cause it’s good. ’
‘ hey you have to trust us. ’
‘ hold on I’m just doing the Y in ‘daddy’. ’
‘ hey, hey, stay with me, stay with me. ’
‘ he would laugh so hard if he saw me getting a tattoo right now. ’
‘ boom ! I am done. you go to that mirror and you celebrate my work. ’
‘ well did you try google ? ’
‘ I’m not gonna buy guns or something. ’
‘ (name) ! no ! not happening ! ’
‘ they’re asking if I can trust you. can I ? ’
‘ I have the perfect tattoo picked out for you ! ’
‘ don’t do anything dumb, dummy. ’
‘ oh god, I love the internet. ’
‘ there is no way in hell I am doing that ! ’
‘ say yes, just say yes. ’
‘ just keep your eyes open. ’
‘ hey, I know you’re scared but you’ve gotta talk to me, (name). ’
‘ that is the craziest thing I have ever done ! you are incredible ! ’
‘ you guys don’t need to be afraid, because I’m not afraid. ’
‘ just give me a real dare. ’
‘ maybe we could … team up ? ’
‘ how would I know if I’m being hacked ? ’
‘ (name), what are you not telling me ? ’
‘ some things happened that I wish turned out differently. ’
‘ this is just kinda something I need to do. ’
‘ if you want to talk about it, i’m here. happy to listen. ’
‘ I’m just tired of being her sidekick all the time. ’
‘ she’s at this party, mostly likely drunk and needs me to hold her hair back. ’
‘ stop yelling at me ! stop ! ’
‘ you guys are SO famous right now ! ’
‘ oh, come on, (name), you never even spoke to him. ’
‘ it’s fine. certainly no surprise. ’
‘ you know what’s not fine ? I almost died tonight, (name), and you were nowhere to be found. ’
‘ I’m sorry, when you said I should live my life did you mean I should live it in your shadow ? ’
‘ it is time to get over her, clearly she has traded up. ’
‘ why do you have to be such a bitch ? ’
‘ oh, look at that! little (name) finally speaking her mind ! ’
‘ you’re one of those girls who peaks in high school. ’
‘ we control your life. we control your family. we control your future. ’
‘ they’re onto us ! ’
‘ do you really want one of us to die tonight ? ’
‘ you are now an accessory to murder. ’
‘ she’s a badass. take care of her. ’
