Cuz you're representin' California~

Summer camp is gay. The names Clyde and I'm a counselor here. Now get out of my face unless you're a hot chick or a pizza delivery guy. Tag my shit #campswagger or #clydet

[campswagger-blog]

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO GROSS

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH ME!?

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So exactly how much trouble can I get in for taking a shit in the counselors cabin? Because in retrospect I probably should have just held it in but I was locked in there for thirty minutes and when you gotta go you gotta go.

[campswagger-blog]

Uhhh…. for? It ain’t for anything. It’s just a camp with some stupid kids and a stupid lake and we do stupid activities in nature. Seriously dude, it kinda sucks.

[punkcamper]

-shoulders drops- You got to be fucking kidding me…   What are you doing here then? You don’t really seem to be a total loser. 

[campswagger-blog]

I told my mom I wanted to go to space camp and I ended up here. It's not so bad now that I'm a counselor though. I got a free ticket to do whatever the fuck I want. Plus unlimited hot dogs. Why're you here?

[punkcamper]

You’re a counselor? -snicker- Yeah right, okay, uh, I did, but this place is a fucking desert. As said, didn’t get a cabin. Since you’re a counselor, you should be able to help, right? 

[campswagger-blog]

They should put you somewhere and if they don’t right away then you can always just find a cabin with an empty bed. I can keep an ear out for ya. Or you can sleep on the floor in here. -shrugs-

[punkcamper]

-looks around in the cabin- ……. Well, that’d be cool. -puts down amplifier- they better not take too long. What is this camp for anyway? It looks fucking boring. 

[campswagger-blog]

Uhhh.... for? It ain't for anything. It's just a camp with some stupid kids and a stupid lake and we do stupid activities in nature. Seriously dude, it kinda sucks.

[punkcamper]

Woah..Chill the fuh, I-……

……… -leans against doorframe-

hah… Cute t-shirt, dude..

Is there a counselor or lead.. something? I didn’t get a cabin.

[campswagger-blog]

Yeah ME. I’m the Counselor of this cabin. But only this one. If you wanna be assigned a cabin ya gotta go to the main hall and give ‘em your information and shit.

[punkcamper]

You’re a counselor? -snicker- Yeah right, okay, uh, I did, but this place is a fucking desert. As said, didn’t get a cabin. Since you’re a counselor, you should be able to help, right? 

[campswagger-blog]

They should put you somewhere and if they don't right away then you can always just find a cabin with an empty bed. I can keep an ear out for ya. Or you can sleep on the floor in here. -shrugs-

[campswagger-blog]

HEY! I was fucking changing my clothes. Whaddya want?

[punkcamper]

Woah..Chill the fuh, I-……

……… -leans against doorframe-

hah… Cute t-shirt, dude..

Is there a counselor or lead.. something? I didn’t get a cabin.

[campswagger-blog]

Yeah ME. I'm the Counselor of this cabin. But only this one. If you wanna be assigned a cabin ya gotta go to the main hall and give 'em your information and shit.

[punkcamper]

…………. Hm.. Voices..  There’s actually life in this camp… Cabin 7..? 

…. Anyone in here? 

[campswagger-blog]

HEY! I was fucking changing my clothes. Whaddya want?

[campswagger-blog]

why get new pants? you're just gonna burn them too! just light it up baby! I wanna see PROOF.

I AIN'T GONNA BURN MY BOXERS THESE ONES ARE MY FAVORITE!

[campswagger-blog]

did you get a picture or video?! IT DOESN'T COUNT IF THERE'S NO PICTURE. ahahahahahahaha did you burn your ass?

SHIT I DIDN'T GET A VIDEO!

I need to find a new pair of pants so I can do that....

[campswagger-blog]

why do i find you attractive?

Because you aren’t blind deaf or dumb, that’s why.

[campswagger-blog]

STOP DROP AND ROLL HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

HAHAHAHa I did but now I have a giant ass hole in my pants...

a...

giant asshole HAHAHhHAHaha

I got myself two assholes now!

[campswagger-blog]

I may or may not have burned a hole in the back of my pants.

[campswagger-blog]

I wonder what would happen if I tried to light a fart on fire..

[campswagger-blog]

..........

ABORT ABORT

[campswagger-blog]

bet you can burp the alphabet, too. bet you can't do it backwards

Of course I can burp the alphabet. But I ain't gonna do it backwards. That sounds like a lot of thinking and everyone knows thinkin' and burpin' don't go together.

[campswagger-blog]

what do you see yourself doing in 10 years?

Your mom. I mean she might be a little dried up but we can slap some lube on her and she’ll be good to go.

[campswagger-blog]

so u can fart at will

Yeah I’m gonna put it on my resume some day in the future. I’m pretty sure that’s up there with being bilingual.

[campswagger-blog]

sweggscellent replied to your post: I wonder what would happen if I tried to light a fart on fire..

youre gonna burn ur ass hair

I'd leave my pants on, sloppytits. Unless this is your sick ass way of hitting on me.

In which case my pants'll be off right after I light this fart on fire. Them's true words of love. Cherish 'em.