just a small town tomato

I'm Toby Toby Toby! I'd love to be friends n'stuff! #camptomato #deecabin20

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Are you really a tomato what's up with that?

I'm not a REAL tomato silly! I'm just a Toby. I'm a tomato farmer, though, I spent so much time around those things that I might as well be one, heh!

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Toby is the most Manly camper I know. 

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*Chuckles and offers Toby a flower crown* For the Pretty lady!

I'm not a pretty lady, I am a pretty man.

I am a man.

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Hey, I said sorry *huffy breath* Well I think I like you and want to be your friend. Boy or girl. But if you don't Like me...

*sticks tongue out* Fine. I guess a guy can never have too many friends. Heh.......Emphasis on guy.

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Humph. Well Zel, I'm fourteen. But you're not very nice and I don't think I like you at all, so you don't deserve to know that. Oh, wait. Ugh!

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You're A boy? *looks at him* ... *starts giggling uncontrallably* Sorry- I thought- I thought- *keeps giggling*

Sticks and stones make break my bones, but words will never hurt me! Or, you know, uncontrollable laughing......Hey stop it! I don't look that girly! :(

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Oh come on! this is the 1st century Girls can do anything boys can, and they're usually better, too. *pauses* What was your name again?

I'm Toby, and I'm a BOY, doofus! What's yours?

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No, it's lots of fun! I've already made friends with the camp bear and learned how to make stinkbombs and everything!

Well, being a girl and all, I don't do that kind of stuff.

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campingbytheriverrrr:

All right squirts, y’all up for a overnight kayak trip?

Sounds awesome!

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Hi! You're so pretty! Are you a girl?

I changed my mind summer camp sucks

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Hmm, well I'm sure they have some in the mess hall. You know where that is?

Uh.....no actually.......

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Acquaintances, Buddies, Brothers-from-another-mothers, friends, amigos, pals,chums... um just whatever you'd like to call it I guess?

Cohorts, mates, comrades, compadres....?

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River's fine, squirt. What kinda farm was it? Just a tomato farm?

Alright...River! Hehe!

Oh, no, we grew all kinds of vegetables! The tomatoes were the best though. They were the reddest and roundest around. You know, I could go for one right about now....

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Hey nice hat little dude. I'm River, cabin counselor for you and the other runts, so just let me know if you need anythin', all right?

Sure thing, River! Uh, Miss River?

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Hey! Looks like your in the cabin next to mine! Uh, do you want to be like... friends? Or something...?

...Or something? You mean like acquaintances? Or buddies? Or brothers-from-another-mothers?

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WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Did you know that China is the world's biggest tomato producer?

I bet 'cha didn't! I'd wanna visit there. Plus, Chinese food is pretty darn yummy.