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headcanons/rp of Viktor Nikiforov’s Parents: Sergei Nikiforov and Snezhana Vashchenko. Title translate:One more try, I can make it right. Icon by Hackedmotionsensors.tumblr.com

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

“this fic portrays problematic ship” then don’t read it

“this fic romanticizes bad things” then don’t read it

“this fic makes me uncomfortable and angry” then don’t read it

“this fic about my favorite fictional character goes against everything the character believes in in canon” then don’t read it

all of the problems you have with somebody else’s fanfic can be very easily solved by the act of Not Reading It

scroll past a fic if it’s something you don’t like, filter out tags about things you don’t want to see

no one forces you to read a fic that upsets you. also you can stop reading any fic at any time you want.

harassing real people over fiction will not make you morally superior. it just makes you a bully

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Congrats to this post for hitting 100 notes, only 9,900 to go

[big-tiddy-mcgee]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Please know I say this with all the love in my heart, but you are certifiably insane. Godspeed

[shyguywrites]

Yes. I too, completely unrelated from asked, made a side blog for nothing more than reblogging this to get it to 10k. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

[oh-no-its-bird]

They're fucking multiplying

[oh-no-its-bird]

Well. Somehow you fucking maniacs have gotten halfway there in a matter of days. And I told @bigboobymcgee that I'd give them some crumbs at 5k, so. Time to hold up yk my word, I guess. Because I am nothing if not willing to stick to the bit, for good or for worse

(non explicit but suggestive) nsfw below the cut, minors please do not interact or I WILL delete my entire blog and life forever

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Congrats to this post for hitting 100 notes, only 9,900 to go

[big-tiddy-mcgee]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Please know I say this with all the love in my heart, but you are certifiably insane. Godspeed

[shyguywrites]

Yes. I too, completely unrelated from asked, made a side blog for nothing more than reblogging this to get it to 10k. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

[oh-no-its-bird]

They're fucking multiplying

[oh-no-its-bird]

Well. Somehow you fucking maniacs have gotten halfway there in a matter of days. And I told @bigboobymcgee that I'd give them some crumbs at 5k, so. Time to hold up yk my word, I guess. Because I am nothing if not willing to stick to the bit, for good or for worse

(non explicit but suggestive) nsfw below the cut, minors please do not interact or I WILL delete my entire blog and life forever

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Congrats to this post for hitting 100 notes, only 9,900 to go

[big-tiddy-mcgee]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Please know I say this with all the love in my heart, but you are certifiably insane. Godspeed

[shyguywrites]

Yes. I too, completely unrelated from asked, made a side blog for nothing more than reblogging this to get it to 10k. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

[oh-no-its-bird]

They're fucking multiplying

[oh-no-its-bird]

Well. Somehow you fucking maniacs have gotten halfway there in a matter of days. And I told @bigboobymcgee that I'd give them some crumbs at 5k, so. Time to hold up yk my word, I guess. Because I am nothing if not willing to stick to the bit, for good or for worse

(non explicit but suggestive) nsfw below the cut, minors please do not interact or I WILL delete my entire blog and life forever

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

Congrats to this post for hitting 100 notes, only 9,900 to go

[big-tiddy-mcgee]

[oh-no-its-bird]

Please know I say this with all the love in my heart, but you are certifiably insane. Godspeed

[shyguywrites]

Yes. I too, completely unrelated from asked, made a side blog for nothing more than reblogging this to get it to 10k. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO.

[oh-no-its-bird]

They're fucking multiplying

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[oh-no-its-bird]

about your post about Big Tits McGee swim underwear, bottoms or whatever they're called

it says in the corner "No free dick pics" sooo

ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᵉˀ ᵃˢᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵘʳˢᵉ

One million dollars but also you have to ask Tsuki for them, not Tetsuo himself.

[oh-no-its-bird]

10k notes and I'll release the Tetsuo nudes 👍

[bonesbonecollection]

You promise?

[oh-no-its-bird]

If you somehow manage to scrounge up 10 fucking thousand notes on an ask calling my oc big tits mcgee and asking about the price of his dick pics I will personally fully line, color and render any and all the Tetsuo nudes u could ask for

Cross my heart and hope to die.

[dailycolorfulgifs]

THE LURE (2015)

[nagoo]

iTS MY BIRTHDAY!!! time for naughty Naga Sephiroth Arts ft. his 3 snoodling remnants - its still mermay after all! but alas, this is tumblr so you get a little Snood sticker censor - so no snoochie for you! (the full version is available on my twitter!) Did i ever explain to you guys about the Snood? its what i call Sephiroth in my Naga Seph AU, in case anyone was confused! 

[vkusno-viktor]

Sergei opened the door for Lev when he arrived that evening. “Hello! It’s so good to see you again, please come in. Dinner is almost ready-oh tell me how was the dessert from last week? I didn’t make anything today, I wasn’t sure how you liked the cookies.” -Sergei

“It was good,” Lev replied awkwardly. The man stepped inside, stiff but seeming less on edge than he had been the previous week. “Valya said you were cooking one of her recipes tonight.”

There were a few — coq au vin with gratin Dauphinois and a winter vegetable ragout soup. Apparently, the way to Lev’s heart was through his stomach and French cuisine.

Lev breathed in, and Sergei could visibly see him relax at the clearly familiar smells.

“…Thank you for having me over, Sergei.”

[can-we-start-again]

“Of course, I’m happy to have you here. Well, not just me. Valentina and Viktor are always happy to have you around.” He said smiling as he closed the door behind him. “I can’t promise my food will be as good as Valentina’s or her grandmothers but I did my best. With Valentina’s guidance.” He added leading Lev into the kitchen.

“What can I get you to drink?” He asked heading into the kitchen. “Milk, juice, water?”

[vkusno-viktor]

“Water is fine.”

Lev was a little relieved that they had dropped Viktor off with a friend for the night… he didn’t particularly want to explain himself to his son just yet. Especially if this went nowhere.

“Sergoya’s sauce tastes better than mine. It isn’t fair.”

“I don’t know if anyone is a better cook than you, Valya.”

“Flatterer…. But thank you. Sergei definitely makes some things better though.”

[can-we-start-again]

“I think Mr Lev here will be the judge.” Sergei said smiling as he grabbed a glass of water for their guest. “Here you are, everything is just about finished.” He made sure to set the table first, it was so much easier out of the chair. “Lev, may I kiss your cheek?” Sergei asked, a light blush to his face.

[vkusno-viktor]

“I…. What?” Lev stared at Sergei in clear surprise, face turning crimson. Call him a prude — but a kiss on what was only very technically a second date? More like a first even!

“It’s just a kiss on the cheek, Lyova,” Valentina pointed out. “What do you have to lose?”

“I….” Lev glanced between the two, before sighing and running his fingers through his dark hair. “Oh, very well…”

[can-we-start-again]

Sergei smiled. Leaning up and kissed Lev’s cheek, just a soft peck. “Thank you for allowing me that.” He said sitting himself back down into his chair.

“Let me go check on the food.” He said wheeling himself into the kitchen. “Maybe you should give Lev a welcome kiss.” He teased Valentina.

[vkusno-viktor]

Sergei opened the door for Lev when he arrived that evening. “Hello! It’s so good to see you again, please come in. Dinner is almost ready-oh tell me how was the dessert from last week? I didn’t make anything today, I wasn’t sure how you liked the cookies.” -Sergei

“It was good,” Lev replied awkwardly. The man stepped inside, stiff but seeming less on edge than he had been the previous week. “Valya said you were cooking one of her recipes tonight.”

There were a few — coq au vin with gratin Dauphinois and a winter vegetable ragout soup. Apparently, the way to Lev’s heart was through his stomach and French cuisine.

Lev breathed in, and Sergei could visibly see him relax at the clearly familiar smells.

“…Thank you for having me over, Sergei.”

[can-we-start-again]

“Of course, I’m happy to have you here. Well, not just me. Valentina and Viktor are always happy to have you around.” He said smiling as he closed the door behind him. “I can’t promise my food will be as good as Valentina’s or her grandmothers but I did my best. With Valentina’s guidance.” He added leading Lev into the kitchen.

“What can I get you to drink?” He asked heading into the kitchen. “Milk, juice, water?”

[vkusno-viktor]

“Water is fine.”

Lev was a little relieved that they had dropped Viktor off with a friend for the night… he didn’t particularly want to explain himself to his son just yet. Especially if this went nowhere.

“Sergoya’s sauce tastes better than mine. It isn’t fair.”

“I don’t know if anyone is a better cook than you, Valya.”

“Flatterer…. But thank you. Sergei definitely makes some things better though.”

[can-we-start-again]

“I think Mr Lev here will be the judge.” Sergei said smiling as he grabbed a glass of water for their guest. “Here you are, everything is just about finished.” He made sure to set the table first, it was so much easier out of the chair. “Lev, may I kiss your cheek?” Sergei asked, a light blush to his face.

[vkusno-viktor]

Sergei opened the door for Lev when he arrived that evening. “Hello! It’s so good to see you again, please come in. Dinner is almost ready-oh tell me how was the dessert from last week? I didn’t make anything today, I wasn’t sure how you liked the cookies.” -Sergei

“It was good,” Lev replied awkwardly. The man stepped inside, stiff but seeming less on edge than he had been the previous week. “Valya said you were cooking one of her recipes tonight.”

There were a few — coq au vin with gratin Dauphinois and a winter vegetable ragout soup. Apparently, the way to Lev’s heart was through his stomach and French cuisine.

Lev breathed in, and Sergei could visibly see him relax at the clearly familiar smells.

“…Thank you for having me over, Sergei.”

[can-we-start-again]

“Of course, I’m happy to have you here. Well, not just me. Valentina and Viktor are always happy to have you around.” He said smiling as he closed the door behind him. “I can’t promise my food will be as good as Valentina’s or her grandmothers but I did my best. With Valentina’s guidance.” He added leading Lev into the kitchen.

“What can I get you to drink?” He asked heading into the kitchen. “Milk, juice, water?”

[vkusno-viktor]

“Lev, we, Valentina and I would you like to join us for dinner? Whenever works best for you around your work schedule.” -Sergei //monster au

“….Dinner?” he asked suspiciously. “Why? Is everything all right with Viktor?” He couldn’t think of a reason that they could want him over for dinner otherwise… Valentina wouldn’t be the type to gloat about her new beau.

@can-we-start-again

[can-we-start-again]

Valentina smiled, and gave Sergei a little kiss. “…For Lev, that was really good, actually,” she agreed. “What do you think about him, now that you had a little conversation?”

——

“I think he’s a sweet man. He’s someone I can see myself caring for deeply. I’m only worried about having to lie to him …” he said frowning. “I understand why we have to but it doesn’t make it less hard.”

[vkusno-viktor]

“…it does,” she agreed, reaching out for his hand. “But…. we need to be careful. I want him to trust you…. because I know he would get protective. Of both me and Viten’ka. And I don’t want you to feel like you’re a danger…”

[can-we-start-again]

“I know you’re right, I just hate it.” He sighed shifting to pull his body straight and his tail uncurled. “Plus it’s uncomfortable to be like that.” He said rubbing along her tail. “I love you.” He said leaning up to kiss her. “Let’s go check on the baby, they must have tired themselves out.”

[vkusno-viktor]

“Lev, we, Valentina and I would you like to join us for dinner? Whenever works best for you around your work schedule.” -Sergei //monster au

“….Dinner?” he asked suspiciously. “Why? Is everything all right with Viktor?” He couldn’t think of a reason that they could want him over for dinner otherwise… Valentina wouldn’t be the type to gloat about her new beau.

@can-we-start-again

[can-we-start-again]

Valentina smiled, and gave Sergei a little kiss. “…For Lev, that was really good, actually,” she agreed. “What do you think about him, now that you had a little conversation?”

——

“I think he’s a sweet man. He’s someone I can see myself caring for deeply. I’m only worried about having to lie to him …” he said frowning. “I understand why we have to but it doesn’t make it less hard.”