Honk honk motherfucker

Fear me // Sometimes a gimmick, sometimes posting low effort art

[the-province-of-nova-scotia-real]

you're disgusting. an utter failure. fuck you. go kill yourself. we all hate you here. stop pretending like it'll get better. pull the trigger

I like dinosaurs. :3

[canadian-hellbird]

there's been like 5 people i know/follow that have gotten this EXACT anon what-

[the-official-goose-god]

......hey y'all

I'm back :)

mentally not fine but that's besides the point! I'm just happy to be on Tumblr again and chilling with my moots :D

[canadian-hellbird]

Welcome back!

[actually-alberta]

News on the anti trans legislation

Unfortunately (and i hate to say this, unsurprisingly) it’s more likely that it will pass than not

I haven’t seen too much mention of it out of the province but yes, Danielle Smith and the UCP party are trying to put some very transphobic and likely dangerous laws in place such as

-for a student under the age of 16 to change their name or pronouns at school, they will need parental consent

-for any students 16-17, they won’t need consent but their parents will be told

-any material about sexual education, gender identity and sexuality have to be approved by the government and parents have to opt in for their kids (its already available for parents to opt out)

-Trans women and girls will be banned from competing any women’s sports (both professional and not)

-doctors will be unable to give HRT or puberty blockers to those under the age of 16

-Performing any sort of top or bottom surgery on anyone under the age of 18 will be illegal

I honestly have no idea how to describe how upset and scared this has made me or even explain how bad and harmful this bill will be

If I missed anything or was unclear anywhere, please let me know

if you can, please sign one of the several petitions, such as this one here

If you’re albertan, support your trans friends and family as much as possible

If you’re trans just please, please stay safe

Reblogs are extremely encouraged

[canadian-hellbird]

i heard about this in the news recently and was honestly disgusted

[mevil]

[canadian-hellbird]

TOO MUCH FEET FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

[the-official-goose-god]

Dear Goose God,

What is your favorite type of goose?

Also ty for making canadian geese so silly

either Canadian geese or Greylag geese (Greylag goose is the goose in untitled goose game)

:D

[canadian-hellbird]

you are so kind,

[canadian-hellbird]

I recently received some alcohol markers, so of course I had to test them out, featuring a Green Woodhoopoe!

(Also featuring tumblr's inability to show high quality photos)

[canadian-hellbird]

URGENT HELP🚨🚨🚨🍉🇵🇸

Hello,

How do you do ? I hop to be in a good condition.

This is my special campaign

We hope to help us by donating or sharing to others.

Every donation makes a different even if it a small.

As you know, the war began on October 7 and lasted ten months. During this period, we were unable to obtain food, drink, or treatment because we did not have money.

There is no source of income for the family at the present time, so we are unable to buy food, clean water, and medicine, especially after we are afflicted with the ongoing infectious diseases spread in the north like Hepatitis C disease.

Our house has been damaged a lot since the beginning of the war. We are from the north of Gaza and we are still in the north and have not displaced to the south. We displaced 10 times from place to another seeking to safety .

We hope for your help and support, even if only a little.🙏🙏

Vetted by Femme intifada on telegram.

Also, vetted by gazavetters on tumbler and my number is #60

My campaign was recently vetted by butterfly effect group on Instagram and my number is #964

This is the link if you would to read our story well 👇👇

https://gofund.me/4e896ac1

Thank you all

.

[actually-alberta]

*Throws the Canadian geese at you*

Hello what if I stab- CRAP

ANON WHYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE BEASTS ARE AFTER ME

[canadian-hellbird]

HONHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

[actually-alberta]

...

*starts to cry*

[canadian-hellbird]

...honk?

[actually-alberta]

IM FINE I SWEAR JUST STRESSED DAMMIT WHY AM I CRYING I HATE THIS

[canadian-hellbird]

*awkward pats*

[actually-alberta]

*Throws the Canadian geese at you*

Hello what if I stab- CRAP

ANON WHYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE BEASTS ARE AFTER ME

[canadian-hellbird]

HONHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

[actually-alberta]

...

*starts to cry*

[canadian-hellbird]

...honk?

[actually-alberta]

*Throws the Canadian geese at you*

Hello what if I stab- CRAP

ANON WHYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE BEASTS ARE AFTER ME

[canadian-hellbird]

HONHONKHONKHONKHONKHONKHONK

[couldseethebestinme]

Tumblr Election Day poll to bring a smile on a stressful day.

animal race

🐜

🦕

🦇

🐥

🦀

🦧

🦨

🦦

🦔

🦚

🦒

🦐

Voting ended onNov 6, 2024

[bored-dromaeosaur]

SAUROPOD SPOTTED. VOTE FOR SAUROPOD.

[the-official-goose-god]

goose was not an option

very upset

[canadian-hellbird]

[eggwug]

Horse pussylegs

[canadian-hellbird]

i'm sorry but what the fuck is this

[pennyroyald]

Almond

[hawaii-official]

almon

[long-form-contentment]

almo

[canadian-hellbird]

alm

[homocidalpotat]

Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

My tags: @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @saintperseus-deactivated2024082 (does anyone know their new blog? idk y they have been deactivated) @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theetherealraphael @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg @26mayflowers :33

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@the-real-apple-mail @the-real-gmail @the-official-news @secretly-a-goose @same-pic-of-a-goose-everyday @the-official-goose-god @fake-microsoft-outlook @mozilla-thunderbird @the-official-church-of-satan

No pressure and sorry if I @ someone twice

[the-official-goose-god]

fun fact! goose love little geese and takes care of them

@100percent-shell-oil @definitely-waste-management @the-gimmick-doctor @the-official-gemini @that-0ne-sam

@the-gimmick-plague-doctor

[canadian-hellbird]

honk

[homocidalpotat]

Picrew chain!!!

Make your blogsona* as a duck! Here's mine!

Link: https://picrew.me/share?cd=rf4PJJeLBP

Tag as many people as you like!

*How your blog would look as a x (in this case a duck). Include your online personality and the content you reblog, for example!

My tags: @almosthumanjessi @animal-lover-forever @anglptera @anything-for-my-moony-1971 @bleep-bloop-boo @bored-dromaeosaur @calypso10191 @chaoticgremlin-1 @cheekyboybeth @dandelionflowery @dracosleftarsecheek @erimeows @green-001 @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @i-eat-so-much-grass @klondyke-the-bear @legaltrashgoblin @lemmeeatacrylicpaint @littlegayduck @maryland-officially @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @mushroom-music @nanochittle @names-confuse-me @nyx-taylors-version @onceinalifetimexperiencebuttwice @osmoticneuron @potato276 @ravenwordss @saintperseus-deactivated2024082 (does anyone know their new blog? idk y they have been deactivated) @savj2003 @schistostegapennata @sentientballofpeas @servinny @silentprincessofhyrule @someone-kill-the-ej @that-dam-heartstopper-fan @touslin @thecrazyalchemist @theetherealraphael @unstableunicornsofasgard @uhmmmmaixllezhere @yourlocalbadgerscales @2xhbergggg @26mayflowers :33

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@the-real-apple-mail @the-real-gmail @the-official-news @secretly-a-goose @same-pic-of-a-goose-everyday @the-official-goose-god @fake-microsoft-outlook @mozilla-thunderbird @the-official-church-of-satan

No pressure and sorry if I @ someone twice

[the-official-goose-god]

fun fact! goose love little geese and takes care of them

@100percent-shell-oil @definitely-waste-management @the-gimmick-doctor @the-official-gemini @that-0ne-sam

@the-gimmick-plague-doctor

[canadian-hellbird]

honk

[the-only-ontario]

Y’ALL I LOVE BOOPING PEOPLE! EVERYONE I SEE IS GETTING BOOPED

[canadian-hellbird]

i have vanquished many in hand-to-hand combat

[the-only-ontario]

I never thought I’d boop the scariest animal on the planet but I am very brave

[canadian-hellbird]

boopboopboopboopboopboopboop

[the-only-ontario]

I regret challenging a goose, you’re so fast at booping

[canadian-hellbird]

be afraid

[the-only-ontario]

The lesson here is to always be afraid of geese. If you ever think you outsmarted one or can win against one, you can’t.

[canadian-hellbird]

correct.

[the-only-ontario]

Y’ALL I LOVE BOOPING PEOPLE! EVERYONE I SEE IS GETTING BOOPED

[canadian-hellbird]

i have vanquished many in hand-to-hand combat

[the-only-ontario]

I never thought I’d boop the scariest animal on the planet but I am very brave

[canadian-hellbird]

boopboopboopboopboopboopboop

[the-only-ontario]

I regret challenging a goose, you’re so fast at booping

[canadian-hellbird]

be afraid