Greetings, mortals.
I see that you have found our blog. You may come to regret this day. We are we don’t fucking know uhh more than one that uses system and plural to refer to our chaotic mess. We are collectively apothiaroace and bodily a minor. We have autism, ADHD, OCD, and we struggle with anxiety. All of us a more nonhuman. Aspen's epic QPP is @analog-autistic. Please indicate tone when speaking to us, whether through tone tags or something else. We tend to struggle with it. We are endo-safe. DON'T SEND US CHAIN ASKS OR DONATION ASKS, IT TRIGGERS OUR OCD. We're also highly emotionally weak(we will cry and sometimes spiral very easily). Mutuals please don't block us without saying why we don't want to lose more friends.
Please tag anything that features kissing(even mentions), gendered compliments, anything sexual, anything romantic, anything with mentions of luxdraconia, anything with mentions of Vivziepop, anything with mentions of vanillaextract3 and anything with someone calling someone girlfriend or boyfriend as"#min begone".
Tagging system + fun facts:
#aspen 🌙 [pronouns] is almost always there.
#aledevil ✨ they/them helps with our anxiety.
#ice ❄️ she/they is gender apathetic.
#glitch 👾 it/its is greyplatonic.
#jasper 🍃 they/them is a child that will annoy you.
#void 🕳️ they/it loves aggressive positivity.
#zylum 🌌 any is a big godly cat.
#nene 🐾 it/its may or may not still exist(we don't know what happened).
#deimos 🔭 they/he/it is our first known gimmick fictive.
#ceres ☄️ he/it is a sneaky little creature.
#sealand 🗡️ it/its like to bite people and stabby stabby.
#zoozve ⭐️ they/it knows to much.
#wheatley 🌐 he/him is constantly being insulted by GlaDOS.
#glados 🔸 she/it is constantly insulting Wheatley.
#hermes 🪽 he/him is a certified goofy goober.
#cyst 🥩 they/it/he is the main reason for the many songs about cannibalism on our playlist.
#miku 🎤 she/her is the only one who isn't sex repulsed(she's aegosexual).
#jonathan sims 📼 he/him is shorter than Miku.
#shadow milk cookie 🃏 he/xe/it was summoned by our so shiny so strong vocal stim. /j
#elder faerie cookie 🧚🏾♂️ he/any is always arguing with Shadow Milk and we wish for escape.
#candy apple cookie 🍎 she/xe/they acts as Shadow Milk's child.
#two ✌️ they/them screams a lot.
#agar agar cookie 🪞 she/it wants to eat dirt and we agree.
#1x1x1x1 🍋🟩 it/any comes to front whenever we play CREATION OF HATRED and starts jamming.
#golden cheese cookie 🧀 she/her calls us her treasures sometimes.
#candy 🍬 they/xem is sillies!!
#taph 💣 he/they/xe/boom is the first of us to use xenopronouns!
#c00lkidd 🔥 he/him t4lk5 l1k3 th15!! [Plaintext: talks like this!!]
#two time 🔪 they/them roams around headspace with their dagger like the lovely freak they are.
#rivulet 🌧️ xe/fae/it is a silly billy.
#noli 🎭 he/it/glitch 4ls0 t4lk5 l1k3 th15. [Plaintext: Also talks like this.]
#rouxl kaard 🧩 he/they/thon is "the bestest ever" in his own words.
#azurewrath 🪻 he/they needs to forgive Two Time already.
#shedletsky 🍗 he/him is who 1x dreaded introjecting.
#007n7 🍔 he/him is gay gay homosexual gay.
#mafioso 🎩 he/him is also fine with going by boss.
#yi xi 🫀 she/cleave is upset that Cyst introjected first and thus gets the meat emoji.
#builderman 🔨 he/they is the first willo headmate
#slight 👁️🗨️ it/stare is niceys don't worry.
#john ✝️ e/sin/any is just a bit christian.
#kookoo 💻 it/bug is our sign that we may be splitting a bunch lately from stress.
#taph 🧨 any/explosion neos is OH MY IRIS THERE’S TWO OF THEM!
#john doe ❗️ he/it is doeing it.
#don quixote ⭐️ she/they is LIMBUS COMPANYYYYY!!
#subspace 🎆 he/it/any is OH GOD OH FUCK THE EVIL WILLOMANCER SUCCEEDED-
#darkheart 🌑 it/any is the adopter of Aspen apparently??
#z 🤖 any/all types in all caps.
#ban hammer ⚒️ he/she/any terrifies Subspace.
#coil 🐺 [pronouns] annoys Subspace.
#grav 🪸 she/he took forever to pick his emoji.
#broker 🪙 they/any is The Broekn.
#medkit 🏥 he/they/any hates being called Meddy which only motivates Subspace to do it more.
#scythe 🌾 she/any is a bitch ass motherphucker(Subspace wrote this).
#baal 🌊 hx/it/void is rather chill.
#pal 🐐 he/it/xe/any took a couple days to form.
#sword ⚔️ he/blade/feather/any is a bir soupy.
#subspace 🧫 it/any is gay.
#the king in yelllow 👑 it/he/any is in fact the Minecraft one.
#no one ❓ [pronouns] is for when we feel blurry.
Gimmick blogs we run:
@actual-aspec-military
@truly-jcjenson
@cape-breton-island-itself
@certainly-mojang
@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real
@the-principality-of-sealand
@tomboy-uno-official-unofficial
@deimos-moon-of-terror
@man-i-miss-sumer
@no-frills-fr
@dave-and-steve-like-cheese
@50percent-shell-oil
@the-official-god-of-chaos
@ursa-major-actually
@mercury-the-swift
@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres
@i-defy-the-laws-of-physics-daily
@the-real-atlantic-ocean
@the-agender-archipelago
@canadian-aspec-forces
@i-country-ball-posts
@hellsite-hall-of-magnus
@the-palaeonerd
@btw-creature
@the-figure-in-the-dark
@green-water-anon
@the-gimmick-scientist
@the-microraptors
@i-am-the-long-finned-pilot-whale
@x3-inc
@mercury-updates
@the-moon-called-cyst
@earth-updates-today
@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
@triumphant-we-are
@real-zoozve
@is-this-reblog-bait
@the-j1407b
@rosette-nebula-real
@orca-detector-detector
@primum-the-planet
@genuinely-tres-2b
@oort-cloud-official
@the-trappist-1-h
@the-most-official-news
@the-dinohaj
@philophrosyne-at-your-service
@slugifier
@yourfave-has-ocd
Our art blog:
@doodling-in-dromaeosauridae
Our blog for pictures:
@creature-takes-pictures
The cults we're in:
@the-cult-of-the-neurodiverse
@the-jamie-cult
@cult-of-gangle-tadc
Our rp/ask blogs:
@a-strange-thing
@definitely-not-a-woodcrawler
@p1ut0-th3-sc13nt15t
@turret-trio
@the-unfathomable-one
@fleshboy-fr
@voidlands-has-been-forsakened
@heart-of-flames-running-on-ashes
@future-blackrock-scientist
Aspen's kin blog(now retired):
@chaotic-thing
Our culture is blog:
@cryptidkin-culture-is
Petre blog for Aspen:
@blehhb
Our other blogs:
@voidlands-has-been-forsakened
DNI: Anti-xenogender, anti-neopronouns, anti-alterhuman, zionists, radfems, radqueers, exclusionists, pro-contact paras, nsfw blogs, romance heavy blogs, proshippers, anti-endos, those who use the terms tma and tme, fakeclaimers, officialverse/officalverse, RCTA.
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