Lakes

Not Actually the Province of Ontario

[irrevocablecondition]

💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention (edit: alternatives to 988)

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

edit: taking this opportunity whilst this gets traction!

Palestine Children Relief Fund

Lebanon Red Cross

International Rescue Committee (Sudan, Lebanon, Gaza, Congo etc.)

Ukraine Red Cross

[the-principality-of-sealand]

If I give you anything it is a stolen object.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Just adding on to this. You probably shouldn’t trust me.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

...Nothing here... Nothing... left...

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I’m back bitches.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

GUESS WHO KILLED ENGLAND.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I died. Again.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Fellas is it gay to be a lobster.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am once again seaweed and bones.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

NORMAL AGAIN. WELL NOT NORMAL I'M WEIRD AS FUCK BUT Y'KNOW.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I got vampired. :(

[the-principality-of-sealand]

No longer a vampire. :3

[the-principality-of-sealand]

UHHHHHH--

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I WAS INVADED. D:

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Am cat now.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Microraptor is back baby.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am now back to as normal as I can be(still not normal at all).

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Guess who's no longer a vampire and missing a fucking eye. It's me. I need a badass pirate eyepatch.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

OK so I'm a vampire again.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

OK so I'm a cat again.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I AM NO LONGER A CAT.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am a cat again. :<

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I AM NO LONGER IN THE GENUS FELIS.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am a rodent though.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I AM ONCE AGAIN IN THE GENUS FELIS.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

You fuckers can't put me back in that genus.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'M THE GOD OF WATER NOW BITCHES.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

My godhood has been revoked. D:

[the-principality-of-sealand]

HELP THEY MADE ME POSEIDON.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

*rock noises*

[the-principality-of-sealand]

DOG.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

GOD.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

SHIT.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am a god once again. Unfortunately, I am much shorter than before.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I have been stretched back to my typical height. It was quite painful.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I am no longer a god and also IN THE FUCKING BACKROOMS.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Oh yeah I was turned back into a god but I'm a rat now so that's irrelevant.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

MICRORAPTOR!

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I'm a PRETTY PRINCESS.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I burned the dress and am no longer in the gender dysphoria. :3

[the-principality-of-sealand]

GHOST. SPOOKY. DEAD. HELP ME.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

DEATH CAN'T CONTAIN ME.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Snailland.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

UwU

[the-principality-of-sealand]

Communism time!!

[the-principality-of-sealand]

The foundation got me. :(

[the-principality-of-sealand]

The Tree Man!!

[the-principality-of-sealand]

I don’t mind being a selkie, honestly.

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[justsomeominousthreats]

boooooooooooo we hate bad politieserie

[the-dunkin-of-dunkins]

Damn. My finger slipped. It would be ashamed if some of my fellow places/websites/whatever else had a taste for anarchy

[offcial-hoyoverse]

Oopsies my finger slipped it would be really bad if my friends had seen this shit. @atlasprefects

@firefox-official @firehouse-subs-fr @void-blank-space @fr-winn-dixie @kateloves-stuff

@bingle-official @buildabearfr @big-mayo-official

[roughdraftchild-deactivated2024]

shit, my finger slipped!

Well, it would be a shame for my beloved friends to come see this….

@yes-im-youtube-kids @thesilliestbeanburger @colesstar @chaosfantasmic @ghostly-one

and some famous ppl to!

@the-real-google @microsoft @microsoftedge-official

[thesilliestbeanburger]

Would be just awful if my friends @lunararoace and @inoregano saw this.

Goodness me, imagine if @duothelingo or @amtrak_official @firefox_official were to see this!

[lunararoace]

oh, who would ever consider tagging @whalesharkcat @wghat-gayming @erinsintra @empress-of-dark2005 @transasfuck30 @traaansfem @uwathebestgirl @our-aroace-experience @onemanburritoapocalypse @aroacearchangel @afemwolfboy @astrothenonbinary @azulcrescent @skye-does-stuff @solararoace @shawsong @gottalottarocks @girltwinkskye @hornetposting @hatesuneenjoyer @lillucyondabeat @celesse @carawith17as @colth0und @clarablightt @cqrlo @bootleg-nessie @nyala82nya-girl or even reblogging?

[grayvere]

@bingle-official @microsoft @google-news-official @googleplayofficialtotally @totally-femboi-yahoo @totally-italy oh no… I accidentally tagged all the blogs who seem familiar that I can remember.

[totally-italy]

@non-tyrannical-usa, I think your list might be required once again!

[non-tyrannical-usa]

screaming my lungs out (list abuse)

@official-the-united-states @official-denmark @denmark-forreal @denmark-official @denmarklandia-official

@actually-danish-denmark @official-hongkong @official-ireland @definitelytherepublicofireland @actually-literally-ireland

@officialtheunitedkingdom @forever-scotland @totally-france @france-unofficial @russia-totallyofficial

@germany-official @totally-germany @genuinely-germany @definitely-britain @definitely-canada

@official-new-zealand @nihonkokuu @india-official @yugoslavia-official @wales-official

@the-offical-roman-empire @the-official-italy @guatemala-official @the-principality-of-sealand

@medici-official @definitely-brasil @holy-roman-empire-revived @spain-unofficial @very-real-australia

@antiquitian-empire @literally-luxembourg @100-percent-real-official-malta @aerican-empire-real-nation

@totally-japan @therealrepublicofkorea @pakistan-official @i-am-poland @kingdom-of-asgardia-real

@very-much-mexico @republic-of-molossia @the-kingdom-of-norway @sweden-official

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@state-of-0hio-official @cape-breton-island-itself @state-of-florida-official @state-of-connecticut-official @the-us-navy-offical

@the-us-navy @the-real-illinois @the-state-of-georgia-official

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta @newjersey-official @new-york-for-real @definitely-indiana @the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@femboy-state-of-florida-official @the-republic-of-texas @new-hampshire-real @the-official-state-of-utah @unofficial-illinois

@newhampshireofficial @saskatchewan-real @quebec-official @texas-real @rhode-island-real

@we-are-not-the-feds @totally-texas @telangana-official @sovereign-state-of-alaska @tamil-nadu-official

@west-bengal-official @this-is-goa @totally-oregon @buffalony-official @maharashtra-official

@kolkatabbg @punjab-official @gujarat-official @axom-miss @karnatakaofficial

@tamilnadu-official @bihar-official @mumbai-official @communist-usa-real @officially-gay-va

@definitely-north-america @antarcitica-official @official-the-pacific-ocean @the-real-atlantic-ocean

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana

[mcr-themed-brain]

As someone with an undiagnosed disability (99% sure its fibromyalgia) that I've had since I was a little kid, I've never understood why adults feel the need to enter the Pain Olympics whenever a kid says they're in pain.

I cannot tell you how many times an adult told me over the years that "you're too young to be in that kind of pain" or the classic "wait until you're my age", insinuating that I was a little bitch who could never grasp what true pain really is.

Just yesterday I was in class and a guy near me mentioned that his back hurt, which our teacher heard and said "you're too young, just wait until your 50s, then it'll really hurt", and I hear this guy very quietly say that he has scoliosis.

It's so annoying. Why do you need to win the Pain Olympics? Why do you need to prove to a child that your life is harder than theirs? This is the reason I didn't know I had chronic pain until I was 16

[trashyeggroll]

new trope just dropped

[sparklinglakemonster]

Lake Michigan really can do anything, can't she?

[the-only-ontario]

Great Lakes Mentioned!!

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[the-only-ontario]

I remembered I can change the theme of this blog to whatever I want. I have all the power >:3

[the-only-ontario]

I have used this power to become a happy cat in my PFP. :3

[the-only-ontario]

I remembered I can change the theme of this blog to whatever I want. I have all the power >:3

[needtotalkilllisten]

[the-only-ontario]

favorite word?

Onomatopoeia. A word that I use a fair bit, very fun to say, and describes something cool. I cannot spell it without looking it up but interesting spelling is fun to me!

[ungrapeful]

Canada's Internet Censorship Bill S209

Bill S-209 is 'An Act to restrict young persons’ online access to pornographic material', titled that by the Senator who sponsored it in the Senate.

note: Government laws in Canada are more commonly introduced by the House of Commons but the Senate has the same power. MPs in the House are elected directly by citizens while Senators are appointed by Prime Ministers. Bills from the Senate start with 'S' while bills from the House of Commons start with 'C'. Both parties need to agree on the contents of a bill before it passes into law.

This bill is similar to what's happening with KOSA/SCREEN in the US, OSA in the UK, and even Mastercard/Visa where "protecting the children" is being used as an excuse to level bans of 'pornographic material' online, propose the use of AI to somehow determine people's age to restrict their access to the internet, and force people to submit government ID and/or biometric data in order to "verify their age".

Don't be mistaken, this is a censorship bill. This is not about actually protecting children, this is not about reducing dangerous working conditions within the porn industry, this is not about making the internet safer. This is nothing other than allowing governments to control what you can and can't see online.

But porn is bad! Why shouldn't it be banned?

I'm just going to let @roach-works explain since they did it way better than I can: someone got really mad at me for being pro-pornography.

Also, banning 'pornographic material' is not only extremely broad, it is also an extremely slippery slope, because what always comes next is extending that ban to LGBTQ+ content, sexual or not. Censorship bills need to be stopped early, before it gets to that point.

What can I do to help?

There's a change.org petition floating around but if you're Canadian, you're better off directing your energy to call or write to your Member of Parliament to express your concern.

Find your MP.

Email template made by @sunn-kist.

Remember:

personalize your message (form and template emails can get filtered)

calling your MP is still the most effective

written letters are more effective than emails but I'd recommend both

[yeehawpim]

It's free to send mail to members of parliament, no stamps required!

[france-unofficial]

sorry for the inactivity everyone, i promise that its never gonna to happened again. i wont give or deactivate this account, as all of you are precious to me and i refuse to give up. its been a pretty busy for a bit now and i never have time to check tumblr, but i promise im not gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you. never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[the-principality-of-sealand]

FUCK WGAGHAHSHR RGRGFREGRGRGRRRRG.

[the-official-newss]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[france-unofficial]

:]

[ilajue]

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

[ilajue]

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

[ilajue]

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

[ilajue]

i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys

[ilajue]

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

[ilajue]

pov i turn to you in between sets

[ilajue]

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

[ilajue]

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

[ilajue]

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

[ilajue]

pov you are my captive audience

[revcleo]

Britons lacking good public transport more likely to feel lonely, UK study finds

Research finds correlation between car dependency and loneliness, particularly in rural towns

[gaymolegaming]

Do not let gamers near nonbinary characters

[shadowblade8192]

yeah

[imsrryoisin]

trans unity

[justsheerfilth1]

Why would you use duct tape to hold hands ?

[justsheerfilth1]

Wait I’m a fucking idiot

[ho-ho-homosxual]

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

[i-hate-same-pic-of-rick-roll]

And I harb you random citizen 🙃

[bluesweaters15]

YEAÀAAÀÀAAAA I GOT ONE WOOOOO

[arethosewordsinthebible]

Words not in the Bible: YEAÀAAÀÀAAAA, WOOOOO

Words in the Bible: I GOT ONE

[worldmikudetector]

None of these are World Mikus

[sandwich-of-the-day]

Not a sandwich, but I can offer a reblog from another Gimmick! @walmart-the-official you wanna do your thing to help us catch a few more?

[walmart-the-official]

@bingle-official @spaghetti-o-fficial @rat-detector-twelve @ratdetector-x26 @wikipedia-the-non-official

@totally-italy @maryland-officially

I’m so tired y’all tag some more please

[the-only-ontario]

Ontario

[feedyourdeadnametothevoidfish]

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[anarchistmemedistro]

62 8

[technofeudalism]

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

[anarchistmemedistro]

no it’s worse. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.