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Should I get a mask that says “I hate school”?

Socially distanced cars. That’s what I want.

reblog with a word you regularly overuse

#ostensibly #except he doesn’t overuse it because he believes it is the essential word

i am also a witness of canadian mans heinous crimes (including his Verbal Keyboard Smash, and his Unrealistic Expectation of the Modern Teenager’s Classroom Participation and Work Ethic in General) and can attest to the fact that he must be protected at all costs.

Canadian Man Protection Force 👉👉

#ask

You don’t have to say it’s nice to meet me if it’s not true.

#🥺🥺🥺#you ok canadian man

Nothing I would rather do than a poll.

I noticed you can call me into breakout groups now. That’s a cool feature.

#what a nice way to say annoying #or should i say what a canadian way

Whine, whine, whine.

The last month before summer vacation, I’m a twelve-year-old boy again. Totally useless.

*sees “Cardi B” written in google meet chat*

*verbal keyboard smash*

#he actually broke

I could grade papers... OR I could read shakespeare fanfiction and discuss it with the rest of the English Department.

#he reads shakespeare fanfiction #HE READS SHAKESPEARE FANFICTION

Another body paragraph, another body paragraph, just a second body paragraph.

#just another body paragraph 🤷‍♂️#body paragraph number two #body paragraph: the sequel

My family sounds so Canadian, it’s embarrassing.

#wonder why

Thanksgiving break isn’t a break for most people. It’s out of the frying pan into the fire; it’s just a different kind of stress.

#periodt

This is nothing.

“Mr. Spirit of the Forest.” That’s not it, but it is a nice name to call the Spirit of the Forest. Very respectful.

Love the positivity, very nice. Well it’s either positivity or hostility. Unclear.

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