everytime i need a confidence boost i put on my big girl pants, change my tumblr layout, try to learn how to do a backflip, eat a sweet treat before inevitably searching "wikihow how to talk to a guy"
I fear if any of the redacted speaker cast were women I would’ve folded immediately. DOOOON’T matter what they did why do you hate to see a woman winning at life☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
fem david lord i think id be on hands and knees begging for her hand in marriage and mercy at the first meeting. JAMES??? SMART WOMEN OHH MY GOSH ID FOLD SO BAD
idk if this counts but one time at a party i was making out w this girl and randomly she's like i have a secret to tell you my bf has been watching this entire time im like WOAAAAHHH WHAAAAT i thoigjt I was gonna have to fight a dude idek cus she didn't tell me shit and then the dude came over and was very clearly on drugs and was like oh dw we're in an open relationshio i find this sexy imlike ouh... 😁 urmmm i don't wanna be in this so i told them i needed to pee and found my griends and then later on like over an hour later they found me again and asked if they upset me and i was drunk and honest and was like uhh well it was js awkward im not into that and they asked if they can make it up to me and i said they can give me a cigarette if they meant it and they did
lesbian witch tries to save werewolf best friend who doesn't want her and ends up with a man, backfires when her emotions manifest an even gayer demon who wants her soul to finally meet and probably have a freak off with some god due to a grudge or decade long sexual tension idfk
headcanon that darlins body is sooo tea. like insanely tea. teeny waist huge hips jacked as hell. like the proportions of a greek statue. and they are completely unaware of it. they take off their oversized hoodies and audible gasps are heard through the room. every single pack member has to (either begrudgingly or not) admit how absolutely FINE darlin is. david finds this incredibly annoying. even while lecturing them. he can’t help but think. body tea tho
rewatched eeaao and multiverse theory + avior x starlight is ruining my life cause imagine this scene in an au where starlight never came back and moved on
" in another life, i would have really liked living in a dreamwalkers hell with you." Get out of my face.
"but the vamps-" uv lamp. "hush-" befriend doc. "the wolves-" get those animal bullets that make em sleep. "vega-" show him lunas posts I WILL USE COMMON SENSE AND KNOWLEDGE
Hoping Blake never gets a gameboi audio like Ollie just did, because Blake plays Fortnite, and from personal experience nothing good comes out of laying on the lap of someone playing Fortnite who is also very prone to emotional outbursts
• Sasha is a gender-neutral name of Slavic origin, meaning “defender” and “helper of mankind”. It’s often a nickname for Alexander (their deadname) or Alexandra.
• Mother is Russian, father is Irish
• Their past colleagues have playfully nicknamed them as Donnie in college and it just stuck, as the last name Donovan, an Irish name meaning “dark”… Donnie… Donnie Darko… do you see where I’m going with this
• 6’ beanpole so they’re taller then Mile Low’s 5’9 self <3
• Professional little spoon
• Came out as nonbinary at 17. Their parents didn’t take it very well, but their mom came around eventually
• Lives up to the noir film aesthetic with their classy style, preferring deep palettes with black and rich browns
• Eventually quit smoking cigarettes with Milo’s encouragement
• Vegetarian icon
• Loner kid in their schooling years. Their type A personality was often misunderstood and came across as “too bossy”
• Loved the Goosebumps books growing up
• They need their morning coffee or else they will actually fucking kill you
• They snort when they laugh really hard and only Milo and their older brother, Nikolai, can get them to that point
• Mimosa brunches with Marie 😌
• Always humming to themself
• Favorite place to kiss Milo is his jawline because they get to nuzzle their nose into him a bit. They like it when he kisses their knuckles and up their arm
• They’re ALWAYS running their fingers through their mate’s hair. Milo melts every time bc head scratches are supreme. He wouldn’t let anyone else dare touch his hair
• I can’t explain exactly why but they give me bergamot chai cologne vibes and I’m so here for it
• Can’t have any piercings visible due to work policy? No problem. Downstairs piercings are a good compromise (frenum, if you’re wondering)
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