matt*

he/him | 19 | kinda nsfw | below 16 dni

[samfucker]

get 2 know me 🤟🏻

name: matt

age: 19

pronouns: he/him

polish but live in uk

DNI IF: anti lgbtq+, racist, zionist, misogynists, weirdos etc. if you sexualise caelum u can stay away from here too

i luv darlin and sam!! i mean read my blog name it's mostly s&d content with the occasional non-redacted post under the #matt yaps tag. — will tag hc posts soon

other favs r aaron, guy, hush, yandere caller

i luv rare pairs.. any rare pair including darlin i will eat up. (david/darlin or darlin/anywolfboy WHO SAID RHAT)

i hate angel and i hate dasher. ok that's it

please feel free to send any hcs to me - i will eat them up. widawee.

other likes/interests: brokeback mountain, bully (2006), red dead redemption 2 (arthur morgan 🤤), the walking dead, sinjin drowning, kubz scouts, caseoh, donnie darko, dexter, call me by your name, heated rivalry, bubble boy, terrifier movies, tomodatchi life and more that i forgot

random facts ab me :

i have heterochromia! (blue and brown)

fav animals — bears, hyenas, big cats, boars and seals

i loaf my bf 🤍 we been tgth for 5 years

uhh will maybe add more later

thx for reading 😛

[samfucker]

pfp change to ilya rozanov because he’s slavic and bisexual just like me😊😊😊😊😊😊

[callumdeficiency]

Tank Headcanon!

People tend to forget how tall Tank actually is. They look shorter most of the time, but then they actually straighten their posture and theyre almost as tall as David

[samfucker]

ywssss tall darlin spread the word

[sniffleee]

Seen this on a video talking about the “Paris Duh” situation. Come on bro 🫩 how are you grown asf and still putting a group of people in the same bubble?? There’s no excuse for biphobia or ANY type of homophobia. IN OUR OWN COMMUNITY??

I’m still figuring out my own sexuality right now, but this is just baffling me. Paris made the bi community look SO bad.

Regardless it shouldn’t take a rocket scientist to understand that just because you had a negative experience or heard about a negative experience doesn’t mean that EVERYONE who is that sexuality, race, religion, WHATEVER, is the same as a whole.

Am I saying don’t share your negative experience? No. What I’m saying is that you shouldn’t then go on to advocate for everyone else to put that community of people in a box too. “Don’t date/involve ___ because I had this experience with one.” I understand someone hurt you, yes. But that doesn’t mean you should spread the idea that that WHOLE community of people are the same and will do the same.

It does damage to that community, no matter how little. This whole “Paris Duh” bs is giving a lot of people an excuse to be biphobic, and it’s really disappointing. I’m not even old enough to drive and I understand how childish it is to act like this, so I’m sure they can too. Please stop doing this bro 😭

[samfucker]

ppl stay shit talking bisexuals like there’s alwaysssss sum 😭 leave me alone brah

[rainon88]

I know Milo has such full and beautiful lashes it makes me sick.

That guy gets everything smh.

[samfucker]

and a slutty little waist

[mythallia]

David when early Darlin’ was ghosting him.

[smaldevilman]

more redacted sketches from yesterday :P

yes my freelancer and darlin designs are similar, sue me (i have a type)

also freelancer totally has tattoos but 1) i don’t feel like drawing them, and 2) i am not digging through old sketchbooks to try and find references

[samfucker]

i wont them

[shawpack]

it never ceases to amaze me that somehow homophobic people find their way into redacted fandom .. like who do you think is driving the bus

[lanes09]

Im breaking my silence this is my Damien

[samfucker]

HURSON WILLAIANSNSSSS

[idchewonyou]

Tank still does the “gen Z stare” and purposely uses it when David is talking to them because he genuinely hates it so much

[samfucker]

imagine teen darlin at work bruh

[idchewonyou]

“It said it was out of stock online.. and you’re asking me if it’s.. out of stock?”

[samfucker]

“it didn’t scan… must be for free! 🤣🤣”

darlin:

[idchewonyou]

“Ma’am, get the fuck out the establishment.”

[samfucker]

their manager getting called down every shift bruh look at my employee i’m getting 2 stars on yelp💔💔💔

[idchewonyou]

Tank still does the “gen Z stare” and purposely uses it when David is talking to them because he genuinely hates it so much

[samfucker]

imagine teen darlin at work bruh

[idchewonyou]

“It said it was out of stock online.. and you’re asking me if it’s.. out of stock?”

[samfucker]

“it didn’t scan… must be for free! 🤣🤣”

darlin:

[idchewonyou]

Tank still does the “gen Z stare” and purposely uses it when David is talking to them because he genuinely hates it so much

[samfucker]

imagine teen darlin at work bruh

[callumdeficiency]

Darlin'll be all cocky smartass and shit visiting someone house 'till that someone says "make yourself at home" and they just stand there like🧍

[samfucker]

now that darlin is close w the pack, they’ll text david everytime they cook. which i doubt is often

“is this chicken raw?”

“why is it this colour?”

“how long to cook this for?”

“expiry date says 3 days ago, can i still eat it?”

[escapisttt-deactivated20260429]

this plague of cringe ass david posts needs to end fr yall im ab to delete my fckn account😭😭 same old recycled shit over and over like how do you guys not get tired of eating the same bland meal every day i’m going CRAZY

[samfucker]

ss

[samfucker]

do yall remember the ‘my name is carmen winston’ voice message chain mail ???? asher sent that to milo and milo shit himself

[finnxxtt]

“I think Milo is actually 6 foot and the rest is just really tall-“

NO.

Milo is SHORT. stop trying to push your tall people agenda on my man bro.

Cus guess what? It’s okay to be short as a man. A big part of him is the fact that he was bullied because he is somewhat smaller than the rest. By saying he’s not YOURE TAKING AWAY THE WHOLE POINT.

You can headcannon literally ANY of the characters as 6 foot and above but Milo is just not it for you if that’s such a dealbreaker for you.

Let this man be short in peace bro. 🫩✌️