Candied Meats Art

Shitposting and art account, Commission always open and tips welcome $candiedmeat 25yo Lesboy (xe/they,pup) I’m your least favorite disaster boy :3

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[tbdagent]

yeah i just love it when a character is in an inescapable torment nexus for a huge portion of their life and it defines every aspect of their existence forever. also whats cptsd

[thefugitivesaint]

Rockwell Kent (1882-1971), 'The Weather Eye', 1938

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[rogdona]

[athena5898]

(Tabz)

Israel is funding a $46.5 million campaign, led by former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale, to influence how AI chatbots discuss Israel by publishing hundreds of pro-Israel articles across a network of websites designed largely for AI systems, not human readers, according to Drop Site News.

The campaign explicitly targets “GPT conversations,” with AI tools already citing these sites, including Perplexity, Copilot, Gemini, and sometimes ChatGPT and Claude, in responses about Gaza and U.S.-Israel relations.

[anarchistmemedistro]

Israel Is Paying Millions to Train AI Chatbots How to Talk About Gaza. It's Working.

Former Trump campaign manager Brad Parscale is overseeing an operation posting hundreds of blog posts on behalf of Israel, with the goal of

[processes]

[the-quasar-hero]

“Why does this character have to be Black?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be a woman?”

Why shouldn’t she be?

“Why does this character have to be gay?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be trans?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be disabled?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

“Why does this character have to be fat?”

Why shouldn’t they be?

[radicalgraff]

Anti-Car sticker spotted in Buxton, UK

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[squidinu]

[lore dump under the cut]

This hollow suit of armor carries the spirit of a vengeful ghost feigning the valor of a holy knight.

In life this knight served under the great king Elkhorn, acting as a simple cupbearer. It was simple yet nerve wracking work. Over time the cupbearer grew to be the king's most trusted advisors. Which was simple, he knew how to make the king laugh. Years passed, and civil unrest stirred through Elkhorn's kingdom. The cupbearer caught wind of a brewing coup d'état against the king. Assassination was coming fast. The knight grew fearful of the king's drink. His hesitance shown through his nervous laughter and that reluctance angered the king.

Elkhorn forced the cupbearer into the royal cellars and pushed him to sample every barrel, every trough and water bucket. Day after day. Time began to melt into a blurry slog of drunken sickness. Until, finally, the cupbearer snapped. He would bring about Elkhorn's end.

That supper, the cupbearer feigned a drink. He passed the goblet of wine to the king, and watched King Elkhorn die.

This tickled the bleary-eyed cupbearer. It was finally over! He couldn't help but laugh and laugh. Until he slipped and fell down the servant stairs.

None but the cupbearer were able to relish in Elkhorn's demise before the castle was besieged by all manner of fiends. An army of monsters ravaged the city, driving its people out and slaying most. Witches, devils and warlords all fought for the throne, but none prevailed.

Not that it mattered to the cupbearer. He was dead. And whatever pride he felt upon killing the king quickly faded.

Now he wanders the countryside traveling alongside a plucky mage and their owl familiar.

[dubiousdisco]

[stratusgio]

Little Violeta Ref Sheet for my beloved rat wifey,,

[lastoneout]

turns out "everything you have ever wanted is on the other side of this fear" is a great trans mantra but also a good mantra if you have OCD

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[weaseltotheface]

Actually let's get specific with it

*checks wiki*

Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato

[dobism]

[doublooons]

It’d be easier to trust trans men if it wasn’t a complete toss up whether they actually consider me to be more of a woman than them. You’re a man! I’m not!!!