Hi, I'm Joe

I like food, cigarettes, vodka, and men, In that order.

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[striveforgreatnessss]

lets see if this works

[candlehands-blog]

I’ve been playing the lottery. Can’t hurt.

[vvhack]

[gypsymagicandtea]

This dog is the best news of my life

[gameraboy]

[kelsium]

#this is the weirdest year

[candlehands-blog]

It might be fiction but that doesn't mean certain subjects oitnb decide to bring into their writing isn’t important to some people on a personal level. "It's fiction" isn't a valid reason as to why people shouldn’t be passionate about subjects that are close to their heart (should people not be disgusted that Pennsatucky was raped because it "wasn't real"?) especially when people feel the subject they care about has been handled poorly by people who are in a position to get a real message out.

That’s definitely not the point. But I’ve read other people’s comments and thought about some things I didn’t quite realize the importance of. Such as the highly politicized season, sometimes blatant, sometimes subtle, but I was talking about the total rage reaction people had when P died, specifically. They went way overboard with it

[suckonmynick]

[isnt]

[poisonarchives]

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

white people

[recoup-deactivated20180222]

When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry

[soysauceb0y]

*cums* *begins to think rationally*

[sleepyhead95]

Damn i got expensive taste for someone with only $4

[tittytron]

family: *says something incredibly racist*

me: thats racist

family: wow that is really offensive calm down and stop attacking people please your radical liberal beliefs are tearing this family apart

[candlehands-blog]

#OITNB is not racist or homophobic, you cunts

Really, people, why are we politicizing Poussey's death in ‪#‎OITNB‬? It's not political. It's part of the story. These people are writers. It's their job. And they're good at it!! They killed her character off because we loved her. It was to break our hearts, and make us way more involved in the story than we already were. Not piss us off.

Remember people; it's fiction.

[blackberryshawty]

me watching other people’s drama

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

Americans watching the UK crumble 

[psimagnet]

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

[candlehands-blog]

Folk Uke - "Mother F***er Got F***ed Up" (warning:adult language)

HOLY SHIT I HEARD THIS AT THE END OF OITNB SE.4EP1. I LOVE IT IT’S MY JAM

[gooodtimejimmy]

[crab-rangucci]

she like “I sure the fuck did”

[candlehands-blog]

me

[candlehands-blog]

britain: anything you can do i can do better

usa: *fucks up entire nation* no you can't

britain: *fucks up entire world* yes i can

[kumagawa]

[candlehands-blog]

Slay