The Candyman Can~

Indie Ask/RP blog for Swap!Fell Grillby

[candy-cane-killer]

Had a lovely time at Carmen’s over the weekend. Got reliable transport there and back now too. But alas, duty calls. Definitely going to be visiting often now though.

[candy-cane-killer]

((Open Starter Call))

((Hey I’m real fuckin’ bored and feel like RPing this smug jerk, like if you’re interested.))

[candy-cane-killer]

It’s funny...I’m more than grateful for having been informed of the existence of other timelines and whatnot, but now that I have, my own world seems so much...smaller, in comparison. 

The corruption in the Royal Police, the squabbling crime families scattered about the Underground, whatever vile things Undyne might be up to...it all seems like so much background noise in this new, boundless universe I find myself in. 

And yet, here I sit, running a sweets shop and playing the hitman for a bunch of fat monsters with fatter wallets. Is this all I am? A side-character in the greater story of the universe? It leaves me feeling awfully sour.

[ask-sans]

he fuckin what

🐌 he fucking

🐌 he let us get the soul into a canister to keep it fully stabilized and when i tried to get him to give us the egg to put in there too he got defensive

🐌 and then chance started yelling at him and he just. left. i don’t know where he went

🐌 and then chance and i tried to go back to the house and rawhide chased us out i’m so fucking tired of this already

[candy-cane-killer]

If you need a place to stay, my door's always open, for what that's worth.

[ask-sans]

candy-cane-killer:

ask-sans:

🐌 … yeah, i did.

🐌 but.. pretty much all of his lovers want nothing to do with me, so.

Doesn’t mean I’m on that list, gumdrop. You seem alright to me.

🐌 i have so much LV i made a toriel cry.

[candy-cane-killer]

[Cane smirks so hard you can somehow tell he is through the phone] Really? I'd hate to think what'd happen if she saw mine then.

[ask-sans]

candy-cane-killer:

Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or…?

🐌 again, carmen and i were one person

🐌 i’m literally his clone up until a certain point.

[candy-cane-killer]

Ah, right, of course! How silly of me. Sorry, I just haven’t had to wrap my head around ‘alternate timeline’ stuff in a while. …did you miss me?

[ask-sans]

🐌 … yeah, i did.

🐌 but.. pretty much all of his lovers want nothing to do with me, so.

[candy-cane-killer]

Doesn't mean I'm on that list, gumdrop. You seem alright to me.

[ask-sans]

candy-cane-killer:

Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or…?

🐌 again, carmen and i were one person

🐌 i’m literally his clone up until a certain point.

[candy-cane-killer]

Ah, right, of course! How silly of me. Sorry, I just haven't had to wrap my head around 'alternate timeline' stuff in a while. ...did you miss me?

[ask-sans]

🐌 for anyone concerned though it was a kind of mutual agreement thing

🐌 i know this as fact because we were still one person when the agreement was made

🐌 he just needed some extreme break time

[candy-cane-killer]

So, uh…who are you exactly? I think you, er…‘happened’ while my timeline was out of sync with Carmen’s.

[ask-sans]

🐌 i’m his clone-alt with the parasite that nobody likes

🐌 hi cane

[candy-cane-killer]

Oh. How do you know me? Did Carmen tell you, or...?

[ask-sans]

🐌 for anyone concerned though it was a kind of mutual agreement thing

🐌 i know this as fact because we were still one person when the agreement was made

🐌 he just needed some extreme break time

[candy-cane-killer]

So, uh...who are you exactly? I think you, er...'happened' while my timeline was out of sync with Carmen's.

[spaghettore-returns]

So, uh...

Wowie, it’s been a real long time hasn’t it? I don’t know how many of you will remember me, but I used to go by ‘unparalleled-spaghettore’ on here. Kinda dropped off the face of the Earth for a while since I was going through some stuff that had me in a real dark place. All that’s long past now, and for that reason, among…others, I’ve decided to give this whole blog thing another try. Hello!

Hopefully I can reconnect with some old friends on here. Maybe even make some new ones!

[candy-cane-killer]

Things have been so dull around here lately...

Perhaps I ought to do a bit of ‘moonlighting.’ It has been a while...

[kavtari]

Reblog if you RP using Discord

[idolcravedmoved-deactivated2021]

V Small selective starter call. No cap, but I won’t guarantee you a starter. 

[candy-cane-killer]

((I'd be down. (Sorry to reblog like this, but my rp blog isn't my main these days) ))

[ask-sans]

* my new teeth are very smooth and everyone is invited to gently touch them

[candy-cane-killer]

Unfortunately, I'm not sure I even have 'teeth' per se. Otherwise I'd take you up on that offer.

[ask-sans]

* things are so quiet for me nowadays.. it’s actually kind of distressing.

* then again, it’s not like i know what to do with myself.

[candy-cane-killer]

If it helps, I don’t hate you. Quite the opposite, actually.

[ask-sans]

* gayyy.

* love you too.

[candy-cane-killer]

Guilty as charged. <3

[ask-sans]

* things are so quiet for me nowadays.. it’s actually kind of distressing.

* then again, it’s not like i know what to do with myself.

[candy-cane-killer]

If it helps, I don't hate you. Quite the opposite, actually.

[candy-cane-killer]

ask-sans:

Oh, I did? Sorry, guess I’m still a bit out of it. I assure you, I’m perfectly fine, physically, but…I didn’t mean to be gone so long, you know? I feel a bit guilty now, even if it was beyond my control.

* it happens, man. just gotta get back into the loop, so to speak.

I suppose…do you wanna come visit? I already missed you a bit over the ‘weekend’, so I can’t imagine what my disappearing was like for you. I’d come to your place, but, uh, I don’t remember how to get there. Or anywhere outside my own timeline actually.

[ask-sans]

* i mean.. i kinda thought you ditched, so i mean.. heh.

* would be nice to see you again, though.

[candy-cane-killer]

Ditch you? Never. How could I possibly resist a sweet treat like you? ;) In any case, my door’s open anytime.