Homestuck Trash In Their Natural Habitat, a Memoir

SURPRISE I decided to move!! You can still find me over at Candy suits, just pardon my dust while I resettle in :)

[candysuitsarchival]

Hey yo pineapple ! Moved to @Candysuits Please refollow me over there if you’d like ;v; I’m hoping to run this better

[candysuitsarchival]

Hey yo pineapple ! Moved to @Candysuits Please refollow me over there if you’d like ;v; I’m hoping to run this better

[candysuitsarchival]

Hey yo pineapple ! Moved to @Candysuits Please refollow me over there if you'd like ;v; I'm hoping to run this better

[candysuitsarchival]

Surprise! I decided to move, but I'm keeping the same URL, so pardon the dust ;uuu

[candysuitsarchival]

I'm thinking about remaking my Tumblr, like literally just archiving this one and keeping essentially the same URL but like. New blog. New start. Etc. I just feel like alot of the blogs I follow/follow me are dead in the water I've had this blog for years..

[candysuitsarchival]

@brothandruin u sure

[klanced]

(Some point pre-canon, at the Garrison)

Lance: (lounging upside-down on a couch) Hey… Dude, what if that Keith guy was the Zodiac Killer?

Hunk: (snorts) There’s no way bro.

Lance: I know, I know, I’m just kidding. But could you imagine?

Hunk: Pfft, yeah right…

(ten minutes later)

Lance: (pacing the room) Okay but like- Everyone says he’s an orphan. But no one’s ever said how he became one. So do you think- Could he have-

Hunk: (frantically putting together a conspiracy board) Lance slow down, I’m still waiting for Keith’s birth certificate to be faxed in-

Lance: I CAN’T SLOW DOWN, HUNK. THERE’S A SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE!

Hunk:

I KNOW.

[yeomk2]

女体化 click to see more doodles

Seguir leyendo

[dustedbooksandreadingnooks]

@perpetuallyawesome @candysuits

[shelgon]

When the buddy Pokémon update is released later this fall, small Pokémon like Eevee will travel in the shoulders of their trainers while big Pokémon like Snorlax will walk next to you.

Source: pk-mn.com

[entertainmenttonight]

Oh, WOW. Dustin from Stranger Things has the most beautiful singing voice!

Gaten Matarazzo nails “Bring Him Home” from Les Miserables.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

there’s a reason he “nails it”, and it’s great

[thatsthat24]

Yes!! And Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas) was Young Simba in The Lion King! Love them both!!

[gayboomhauer]

Hasn’t Mark Hamill been playing The Joker for 20 shitzillion years? How come he never got “consumed” by the role?

[girlnextvore]

cause hes not an ass

[thepalatine-deactivated20241107]

seriously–that’s one of my favorite things. while jared leto is over there talking about how playing a PG-13 Joker has irreparably turned him into a dark and twisted psychopath, mark hamill, who has played the meanest and scariest versions of the joker for years, is running around being an actual ray of human sunshine.

[roachpatrol]

nothing makes you be a dick. you decide to be a dick, then find an excuse. 

[nolvini]

pearl you useless lesbian

[candysuitsarchival]

@wroth-and-ruin

[moopleaf]

In case you guys didn’t know who my favorite Game Grump to draw was: here’s a hint

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[heychessikuh]

no you are a saint for making this thank you

[pinotgoth]

this is golden

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[angelicky]

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀

[infamoustypos]

Let me tell you guys about my new boyfriend

So it all started out with my friends and I playing a good ol’ game of Overwatch last night. There we were in Eichenwalde, defending the payload. 

There was a Genji on the enemy team who would not get off the payload. He was really good at evading all our hits—I think he only died like twice—and in the end we were surprised he didn’t get a card for having gold objective time because hot damn, son, he was contesting the payload the whole match.

We fought against him for a few rounds and every time we were surprised he didn’t get a highlight. I put in the match chat that I wanted to vote for Genji because he was honestly really good. 

We lost him after that match. A few matches later, one of my friends screamed over the Discord chat that he was back on the enemy team. 

“wynnedotte!” the Genji said; he remembered me (this is where I started to loose my shit) I yelled in the match chat (I don’t have any screenshots of this, sorry :v) “GENJI WE MEET AGAIN” and he actually said “hi” back I couldn’t believe it

He got potg, we all rejoiced; I didn’t care that he was on the enemy team. After that match we all friend requested him, he joined our group, and this is where shit got real

We sat all over Eichenwalde together.

We told him we’d never found a Genji who wasn’t allergic to the payload; what kind of allergy meds did he take to be not-allergic to the payload? He was kinda confused but he replied:

We had several dinner dates in which @dddragoni tried to wait on us and @silverbearclaws got insanely tired of our sappy romance

We even had A Moment by the flaming sword where he revealed he’s as much Gency trash as I am:

I was crying. I’d found my Genji. 

From that point on we were always together.

There was a skirmish round where someone else on our team picked Genji before he could so he went McCree and threw his flashbang in the air to create fireworks for our date by the bikes.

look at this beautiful nerd

He would constantly defend me against Hanzos

dddragoni was our Dad™ for a bit

We had the whole family together at one point. Grandma Ana made sure we took our vitamins.

This was the most beautiful thing that’s ever happened to me. Whoever up at Blizzard said “Hey let’s make sitting emotes” deserves a raise for all the good they’re doing in the world.

[queenwhiskey]

I hate that people are saying the reasons people make fun of dash con is because they like making fun of awkward teenagers. It’s because it was a well documented scam of a con that got lots of coverage by people at the event and online. Compared to shitty brony cons nobody cares about. Dashcon was a disaster everyone saw compared to one nobody’s even heard of. It has nothing to do with the people who attended. I’ll make fun of bronies all damn day if you show me shitty things they’ve done.

[moontouched-moogle]

If people were making fun of awkward teenagers and not the abysmal management of the convention itself, we’d probably be passing around pictures of the attendees rather than photos of an empty ballroom with a single ballpit.