CANDY LOVE

indie. sel. priv. / / penned by rye / / homeless since 10/2017

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@blue-gloomverse liked for a small starter

“ Hey ! Blue lady ! I think you dropped this ! ”    Hobo ran up to Blue, a wallet in his hands which he waved in the air.     “ Pretty sure i saw you drop this ! Is it yours ? ”

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Trick or treat! {xetermination. If you want to. ^.^}

Send Trick or Treat! to my inbox and I’ll give you a treat! - selectively accepting , @xetermination

( there are like 4 different versions of it here, as well as this one but probs better quality cus tumblr loves fukin shit up, cus idk what worked best for you , hmu if anything should be fixed or changed ! )

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Trick or treat! ((I'm the mun of @blue-gloomverse))

Send ‘Trick or Treat! 🎃  to my inbox and I’ll give you a treat! - selectively accepting , @blue-gloomverse​

( link to this in imgur in case quality sucks to much , if there’s any problems hmu ! )

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Ask Box Trick-or-Treat

Send ‘Trick or Treat!  🎃’ to my inbox and I’ll give you a treat! This could be: a promo graphic, icons, an aesthetic graphic of your muse, a drabble, a photoset of our muses together, a moodboard based on one of our threads, or some other goodie! Happy Halloween!  Let’s celebrate!

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‘  i’m what the kids call full of anxiety  ’ ‘  life has truly been meaningless without vine. nothing’s funny anymore. i haven’t laughed in months, not even a chuckle.  ’ ‘  no offense but….. release your inhibitions, feel the rain on you skin  ’ ‘  people are always like ‘are you a morning person or a night person’ and i’m just like buddy i’m barely even a person  ’ ‘  i’m such a fall bitch i wish it was october  ’ ‘  i might be a bit fucked up but i swear i have a good heart  ’ ‘  nothing will ruin your 20′s more than thinking you should have your life together  ’ ‘  not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least  ’ ‘  nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing  ’ ‘  it makes my whole day better to see you  ’ ‘  do u ever get those days where u actually look kinda ok and u take 400 selfies bc this day may never come again  ’ ‘  uhh!! i need a gif, a vacation, a bowl of fruit, and $40,000  ’ ‘  i just want my heart to stop hurting  ’ ‘  how do you get undepressed  ’ ‘  yeah i be sad sometimes, but don’t get it twisted i ain’t weak, bitch  ’ ‘  how do i become easier to love  ’ ‘  (not so) Breaking News: i’m sad again and everyone’s tired of hearing about it  ’ ‘  self care is rolling over and going back to sleep  ’ ‘  plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over. now that sounds lit.  ’ ‘  i’m gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words  ’ ‘  i’m fluent in talking shit  ’ ‘  is ‘no’ an emotion because i feel it  ’ ‘  why doesn’t anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do  ’ ‘  who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying  ’ ‘  i wanna be in love but also yikes  ’ ‘  i thought the stars were beautiful, but then i looked into your eyes  ’ ‘  i love people who get excited about stars  ’ ‘  i wonder if someone has ever thought of me so much at night that they couldn’t sleep  ’ ‘  i feel at home when i look at you  ’ ‘  i want to be kind and gentle and loving and i want people to see me and smile and i just want to make people happy  ’ ‘  grandad built this house with his bare hands, kids. most people use bricks but not grandad. he thought hands were bricks.  ’ ‘  the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal  ’ ‘  i break my heart three times per day  ’ ‘  i’m tired, but i’m not sure what i’m tired of yet  ’ ‘  making me laugh is the key to my heart  ’ ‘  i stay alive for like 3 people lol  ’ ‘  sometimes u just wanna bash your fucking head in  ’ ‘  highest form of art: girls  ’ ‘  i don’t want to look ‘pretty’ i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening  ’ ‘  the best kind of alcohol is a lot  ’ ‘  yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU???? REAL FUCKING CUTE, RIGHT???? i think so too  ’ ‘  and when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, because you’re evil and you smiling like that generally doesn’t indicate anything good. i wouldn’t even call that smiling, it’s more like smirking.  ’ ‘  i love drunk me but i don’t trust her  ’ ‘  mood: i’ll wait in the car  ’ ‘  napping together is an important part of a relationship  ’ ‘  write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave both as a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back  ’ ‘  if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk  ’ ‘  current mood: angrily bisexual  ’ ‘  have you ever just stopped and realized if you haven’t met a certain person in your life, your life would be completely different  ’ ‘  are those feelings??? get them away from me  ’ ‘  i hope that i’m ok in a few years  ’ ‘  what a beautiful day to mind ya damn business  ’ ‘  i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside i’m actually angrier  ’ ‘  my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background  ’ ‘  you can’t spell school without ‘i want to stab myself’  ’ ‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go through  ’ ‘  the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’ ‘  do i like him or is he just tall  ’ ‘  i hate perfect people… which is why i hate myself  ’ ‘  becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what i planned to do with my life but here i am  ’ ‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’ ‘  oh sorry i was thinking about myself. did you want something?  ’ ‘  how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you  ’ ‘  i’m not even sassy i’m just an asshole  ’ ‘  i use hun not hon because you are not my honey, you are my fierce warrior  ’ ‘  no mom i already have a job it’s called being hardcore  ’ ‘  the best revenge is to look good  ’ ‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’ ‘  there’s always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder  ’ ‘  sometimes being a person is very overwhelming  ’ ‘  i came out to attack people and i’m honestly having such a good time right now  ’ ‘  imagine a bag of trash with the words ‘handle with care’ and ‘fragile’ written on it. that would be me.  ’ ‘  the first step to murder is to have fun and be yourself  ’ ‘  i always wear black just to remind you that i’m always ready for your funeral  ’ ‘  i’m single by choice. it’s just not my choice.  ’ ‘  wanna know how punk i am?????? *punches a wall* drive me to the hospital  ’ ‘  idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong  ’ ‘  and on your left, you can see me, ruining everything  ’ ‘  i know i have friends but i feel like i have no one to talk to about the shit that goes on in my head  ’ ‘  do you ever just realize how lucky you are that you did the weird thing that led to you being friends with the people are friends with?  ’ ‘  holding hands is so nice and should be done more  ’ ‘  things i don’t have time for: this shit  ’ ‘  i swear if one more adult asks me what i’m going to do with the rest of my life i’m going to fly into the sun  ’ ‘  my whole life consists of wondering whether or not to make the bitchy comment  ’ ‘  i live in a constant state of feminist rage  ’ ‘  i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, i have no idea what the hell i’m doing  ’ ‘  just straight things #16: not me  ’ ‘  why do ppl get so mad when girls like themselves  ’ ‘  girls get made of fun of for everything. might as well do what you want lol  ’ ‘  i wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation  ’ ‘  i stopped caring when i was like 3  ’ ‘  say no to kids, drugs  ’ ‘  i’m not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye  ’ ‘  i live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird  ’ ‘  if i go to hell i’m gonna torture everyone by continuously asking if it’s hot in here or if it’s just me  ’ ‘  drug dealer? no man. hug dealer. come here  ’ ‘  i’ll kiss you so hard don’t fuck w me  ’ ‘  hi good morning touch me inappropriately  ’ ‘  are we gonna fuckin hold hands tonight or what bitch  ’ ‘  yeah i think u cute.. so what?? wanna kiss about it??  ’ ‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there’s a lot of it  ’ ‘  why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive?  ’ ‘  i wish i could download clothes  ’ ‘  i don’t like your clothes take them off  ’ ‘  my favorite flavor of cake is more  ’ ‘  is that dick gluten free  ’ ‘  lactose and no tolerance for yo bitch ass  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’ ‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’ ‘  napping together is an important part of a relationship  ’ ‘  pros and cons of being my friend – cons: i’m an asshole, pros: i’m your asshole  ’ ‘  do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say ‘let’s go check out that dumpster’ and you’d be like ‘i’m in’  ’ ‘  what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck  ’ ‘  if u listen closely u can hear me not caring  ’ ‘  no logical decisions. we die like horror movie protagonists  ’ ‘  whenever you’re feeling suddenly calm it’s because i took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill  ’ ‘  90% of my day is being nervous  ’ ‘  50% idk 50% idc  ’ ‘  who wants to roadtrip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots  ’ ‘  will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful  ’ ‘  just rolled my eyes so hard they fell off my head and now they’re rolling down the street  ’ ‘  houston i have so many problems  ’ ‘  today i’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic  ’ ‘  imho = in my hoe opinion  ’

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*slides in* henlo mah pallio

“ Whaddup my bro ”     who are you again

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H-hewwo?

“ HELLO ! ”

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     As the idiot i am and always forgetting at least one thing i left the askbox closed, which is now open thank you the-roleplay-assistant for brining this to my attention!      Also i kindly ask for personal blogs not to reblog my promo, sorry!

    Seeing that i’m here and now have a few mutuals LIKE this for a small starter to get things rolling

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     tag dump

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Quotes from horror films

“What I thought was our spiritual connection was actually evil”

“Maybe it’s creepy Kenny, the all singing, all dancing, all sleepwalking coma-killing vegetable.

“Stoning people who piss you off is perfectly okay, they do it in the bible don’t they, and I’ve got lots of peas”

“Welcome to sesame street, today’s word? Expiation.”

“Is all this legal?” “Sure…in Somalia.”

“Please, listen to the raving lunatic killer rabbit”

“It is not meteors that killed the dinosaurs, they all turned gay.”

“Funny now that everyone has a camera-phone bigfoot fucking disappears”

“The bunny Blitzkrieg is upon us”

“Obviously there’s no giant rabbit from hell roaming the woods, and if you believe that you’ve been smoking better shit than I have…can I have your phone number?”

“Demons are people too”

“Congratulations you just entered the wonderful world of homicide”

“I don’t give a country fuck what her name is”

“I’ll drop you like a rabid fucking weasel”

“Now that I bought you a cheeseburger I own your soul”

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     Ever wanted to talk with a very well aged man who has a bit of an obsession for dem good old candy ? An optimistic fellow who despite living on the streets stays positive and sweet instead of bitter ? Whos lingo’s has one too many ‘ bro ’ in it ?      No ? Well if i were you i’d give it a try anyway tbh,  Yes ? Well i got you just the guy !

     Like or Reblog if you’d like to interact with an indie, priv. and sel. blog of Mooching Hobo from the webcomic GLOOMVERSE ! Penned by Rye

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            ❝  I ｌｏｖｅ the streets !        I get to meet so many               ｃｏｏｌ people ! ❞

indie Hobo from Gloomverse / penned by rye