FIXER OFFICE PREZ OF THE YEAR

CANE OFFICE PRESIDENT I love my subordinates and my subordinates love me. platonically probably he/him ohhyes [more "relatively in character shitposting" than rp blog but fuck it we ball]

[caneofficeprez]

OK PEOPLE. FROM THE TOP.

HELLO PEOPLE OF TUMBLR. you likely know who I am. if you don't I am NEMO!! number ONE.! PRESIDENT.!!!! of the CANE OFFICE.!!!!!! self proclaimed NUMBER ONE FIXER OFFICE PREZ. ohhyes. I love my subordinates (don't tell them I said that) and they love me.

HERE ARE THE IMPORTANT THINGS NOW.

The Blue Reverberation and everyone in his evil blue ensemble is on THIN FUCKING ICE. interact but i WILL laugh. unless youre philip i fuck with him i guess*

WE ALL HAVE OUR SECRETS.. DONT COME TRYING TO PRY THEM OUT OF ME OR I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF

if I don't like you I block you it's as simple as that

I love my #fullbodyprosthetics. my knuckles are the size of god. be there or be non quadrilateral

oh yeah Bada and Martina are also here. Say hello you two {Hello.} (hello......)

he/him. yeah

This post was brought to you by the Cane Office. Remember, Nemo is a dashing president~

*this is a joke. every rp blog oc, au or canon or whatever feel free to interact but Argalia will just piss nemo off lmao. Lore accuracy!

HELLO HI. CLOUDY INCOMPETENTCLOUDKINGDOM BACK ON THE GRINDSET. Nemoposting. This blog is more "shitposting in character" than "rp blog" but bro whatever

No dni btw fuck it we ball

uhhhh nemo is just a really . Funny character to me. I bave some lore for him but feel free to fuck around and find out because I don't feel like explaining it . rule 1 of the city all fullbody prosthetics users are gay and trans/ref

also if you wanna ship any1 with nemo feel free to . as long as I fw it . No dark/comships I beg. I am a bigfan of the cane office ships....

Also I fw magic anons just don't get too out of hand or i might not answer it

uhhh tag system

#prezposting - nemo shitposting

#the clientele - asks

Those are the. Important ones

[caneofficeprez]

FIVE HUNDRED CIGARETTES

WHY ARE YOU GIVING THESE TO ME. DO YOU WANT THE OTHER TWO TO SMOKE THEM. im gonna tape one to my screen actually hold on gimme a moment

[caneofficeprez]

TO THOSE PEOPLE OF NAGEL UN HAMMER:

GET OFF MY ASS OR I WILL ENERGY BEAM YOUR ASS BACK TO YOUR HOME DISTRICT. thank you wingbless

[caneofficeprez]

message to my wonderful subordinates if you see a bitch with a square head but NOOOO trademark smile as their default face that is NOT ME. GO THE OTHER WAY

[caneofficeprez]

we at the CANE OFFICE wish you a HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!

ALLL homosexuals AND bisexuals AND asexuals AND aros AND transgender AND ANYTHING people get a bit of a deal on select services. courtesy of your dashing president

[caneofficeprez]

square

So Close! rectangl

[caneofficeprez]

Bada is trying to make jokes and it's not working white boy id tell you to go home but your home at the moment is this office with ME.

[caneofficeprez]

( prez found the yuri...... )

[threedollarsdotcom]

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

[caneofficeprez]

[Hoard of sparkle plushes upon ye!]

WHO IS THIS AND WHY DID THEY MAKE HER MARKETABLE

[ sound of keys clicking on a computer]

What is honkai star rail.

[caneofficeprez]

I JUST HIT THE JACKPOOOOOOTTTTTT

[caneofficeprez]

martina: have you considered lesbianism

(A bit... just a bit.... If a girl ever asked me out, I'd probably agree...)

[caneofficeprez]

meow

[caneofficeprez]

[Downloads all the touhou project games on your system]

hey wai

...........i think i need to get some q corp talismans as spell cards now

[caneofficeprez]

why don't you install a consumption port somewhere? surely the most successful in the city can afford prosthetics that provide all the sensory luxuries of the human body, perhaps even more than the base senses... or is your office simply not of that caliber?

One must act poor to stay rich. Its that and also the fact that I was getting tired of having to deal with doing things like that every single hour of every single day!

[caneofficeprez]

[M!a Bonzi buddy is installed on your body]

...... fuuuuckkk

hah. that monkey looks fhnny. it's making .y head bhrt

[ sound of thudding metal ]

[caneofficeprez]

"why do they call it an oven when you in of the cold food and out the hot food" is what my client just said to me. what are you fucking talking about

[thewitnessingscythe]

They have a point, why do they call it an oven, rhombus brain?

[caneofficeprez]

YOU- Wait a minute. you're NOT the one I know. who the fuck