ITS HURRICANE SEASON

Side blog for all my hockey shit

[caniac-help]

Not sure if you guys have seen, there is officially a petition started by some St. Louis fans to urge them not to sign another one of the Canada 5 to an NHL deal.

https://c.org/nZMbW9PYgY

[camellinia]

just discovered a new hockey hunk, andrei svechnikov. i’m unbelievably OBSESSED… frothing at the mouth rn.

[mysharkiee]

About to add all five of my teams schedules into my google calendar send prayers

[yiieiske]

forgot to mention a few days ago at work i served a guy wearing an avs sweater and in my head i was like "omg hockey fan in my city australia so cool" and i missed the opportunity to give him table number 29 😞😞😞

[lillian-nator001]

someone on twitter noticed that leon and connor have the same wedding band holy shit you genius

ive never been so fed as a edm polycule truther than this past week

[sunshinefleury]

{+} COWBOY FLOWER

[canesbian]

your carolina hurricanes are on the cup!

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Jordan Staal is very valid for this but the answer is Sidney Crosby. Actually the answer to every question ever is Sidney Crosby.

[cynids]

bye goat ur always gonna be a cane in my heart ☹️☹️ oilers nation please treat stanley cup champion frederik andersen well 🥹🥹

[sportsfanfr]

The F1 world saw the drama happening in the nhl/hockey world right now and decided they wanted to participate and have fun with mysterious announcement/follow-up too?! 😭

[somewhatinvested]

one of the most romantic things you could do is file for salary arbitration together. many are saying this

[cynids]

nhl offseason in a nutshell so far

bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS

jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?

ducks: we HATE our group

canes: we LOVE our group

half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?

kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup

kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot

connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF

mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!

panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE

habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).

danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"

everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"

elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations

dylan larkin: hey so about that trade

[washedupkam]

sorry i am in fact a fan of when nhl guys sit down with shorts (that are already probably kindof short) and their massive thighs make them ride up and then they also manspread like crazy so now the shorts seem like micro shorts and thus in their effort to show masculinity they end up whoring themselves out

[etheltempest]

[ashtalkshockey]

canucks: we took our prospects rafting 🥰

sharks: we took our prospects bowling 🥰

oilers: we took our prospects paddle boating 🥰

nashville: we took our prospects in a fire truck 🥰

canes: GET IN THE SPIN CLASS 😤😤 ELBOWS UP AND DOWN 😡😡 ROD BRIND'AMOUR COULD DO IT 🗣🗣🗣🗣 IF YOUR LEGS AINT HURTIN YOU AINT WORKING HARD ENOUGH ❗️❗️❗️

[caniac-help]

So this is the funniest thing they've done all season

[ashtalkshockey]

y did edmonton get another ginger are they doing witchcraft or smth