just rpf-ing out ig

kam, she/her, 20s. sometimes i word vomit! take some grains of salt (yes, i used to be washedupswammer)

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hi i’m kam

tag info:

rambles: literal word vomit about anything

attempt at organizational tags: tzpost, jdpost, jdtzpost, tkpost, mackpost, flyerspost, devspost, etc in that [x+post] format.

faves: edits/primers/clips/etc that are so so high quality and hold near and dear to my heart. please check them out

my edit: my video edits :)

my fic: my fics :)

game clip: random moments i clip from games. usually the little moments that get cut from official videos

also i use the flyers lb tag very generously during flyers games

do not share my posts across platforms.. i will hunt you down and that's a promise😗

blog thesis statements:

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H: those were some good times, late nights. MR: yeah, those were fun [laughs]. i've heard there's too many late nights from that time, so. at least, that's what i'm told. H: rumors were.. MR: yeah rumors, allegedly. [smirking side eye].

Mike Richards on NBCSP Before the Alumni Game 1/23/2024

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cronin hired as assistant coach for the st. louis blues

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wait.. mason.. i am so sorry..

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i keep thinking about this. can someone save mason. please

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mike said (5:40) he went to the flyers game the saturday after the alumni game, so 1/27/24. let's see how the game went!

oh . ok. do you think he saw this happen live in the arena and that's the only reason why he hasn't been back to philly yet. he was like.. ok let me give them a few more years to rebuild before i get myself into this mess.

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i think trevor breaking the camera in the penalty box was a strong and impressive stand against the surveillance state we now live in.

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remember when during the olympics there was some article about how brady tkachuk's dad used to give him just cereal for dinner after games he played bad in and people got up in arms like "damn.. i #hatehim but that's highkey child abuse" et cetera. are they gone now. like, no way to say this without sounding like a dick but do you think becoming an elite professional athlete (or elite anything, really) is a feel-good coming of age legally blond-esque montage cutscene..?

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usa hockey making the classic mistake of assuming too much ownership over success that was more luck — class of 2019 was not a sign that the program was really coming to fruition and would continue to build on its success; rather it was a sign that they drafted the correct archetypes of young pliable players that year. like after a certain skill threshold, every talented 15 year old is indistinguishable, you can’t tell who will actually pan out in the nhl. and somehow, more through luck than anything else, usa hockey hit on the x archetypes: enough family issues the guy tries to make his job his family, inability to have a normal relationship with authority figures even relative to the environment, classic they underestimate me because i’m short trope, the one who does not gaf about authority figures, and the ever present his Nothing character. you can’t hit on a draft like this even if you try, especially the first two.

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i have the disease where i only notice typos after a post has been reblogged

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there’s no deeper connection i just want this compiled

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i feel like we moved on from the fact that alex turcotte was at the flyers ducks (in anaheim) game in march. like what? did he drive up for trevor??????????

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yeah that’s on me.. i definitely jumped to conclusions with the person wearing a ducks jersey🫥😬🫩🥴

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imagining garrett wilson as like a keychain for bump and barks in that he’s always there to the point where they forget he is also there. garrett saying he stayed at the hotel with alex and porter, that he went out to dinner with those guys, all things that the dbpack have talked about as if it was just them. and we saw him at the sixers game with them, our load bearing wilson etc. was garrett also at trevor’s house? was garrett helping with the cooking and cleaning and trevor is like wow it feels like there’s less chores to do for some reason compared to january even though alex and porter are also over! and garrett, off to the side, just smiles and morphs back into a labubu hanging from alex’s suitcase.

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Denver Barkey insta story (Aug 14 2026)

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you are a 17 year old american boy. you wake up in a room full of cardboard boxes and 10 competitors. the boy on the bunk below you died during the night. you get up and eat your gruel in the cafeteria. you try the please sir may I have some more gimmick. everybody points and laughs at you. "I can't BELIEVE you're still hungry after SUCH a big portion," says trevor zegras, filing her nails. nobody finds it that funny but cole caufield claps her on the back. you are sent to the head coach's office. a camera watches you in there just like it watched you eat breakfast and watched you wake up and watched you jerk off your roomate in the night because you lost a bet. coach is standing with his back to you, bent over a small basin. you wait for a minute studying the books on the shelves on the right wall. they are all glossy white paperbacks just a little to long for the breadth of the shelf and too short to fill the hight of it. they have titles like. THE ROMAN WAY. THE ANIMAL OF THE TEENAGE MIND. MARCUS AURELIUS: WRITINGS. and EGGS by michel roux. coach turns around. his face is glistening with age resisting day cream. he has a deep cleansing pore strip on his nose and two bio-cellulose masks under his eyes. his hair is perfectly coiffed. he takes a seat behind the desk and gestures for you to take the only other chair. it's to the side and uncomfortably close. like being at the doctor's office. from a draw in the desk he produces a small curly haired white dog. he settles the dog in his lap and makes direct eye contact. "this is hunter" he says "hunter dislikes greedy little boys". hunter is still mostly asleep. coach reaches onto the desk for a small, simple ring lying between three white board markers, a cheap snow globe with the statue of liberty inside it, and a dog leash. he puts it on his ring finger. there's no tan line underneath. "listen" coach says, "I want to show you something". he presses a small concealed button underneath the desk. the overhead projector begins to whir. spread across the back wall of the room a video comes to life. the title appears via the slide transition. "three hours of on ice mistakes interrupted at random intervals with footage from snuff films." "sit back and relax," coach says, "don't you just love abba?" "I love abba. I think they understand the human psyche." the opening strains of Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) fill the room.

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i love being in a city because i saw a guy in a bellingham england away jersey and then a someone in a ‘preds in the community’ shirt on the same block

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the real question is which flyers have been to 1900 ICE CREAM .. if any.