Shove a Chainsaw Up Your Ass - by Fallout Boy

Not a terrible person, but kind of an asshole. Don't worry about it though.

[srsfunny]

I’m So Pathetic When I’m Sick

[srsfunny]

They Say We Are All Humans

[the-lore-protector]

When you realize October 2017 has a Friday the 13th

[deathnotetruths]

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[canijustnotdothat]

I grew up to be Phoebe....

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[anunexpectedjourney]

If more people valued home above gold, this world would be a merrier place.

[edsheeransdaily]

- “If someone actually does think it’s a peep show, and I quickly give you the go ahead to take off all your clothes, are you willing to do that?”

[drinkingcoldcoffeewithedsheeran]

Omg

[edslover-deactivated20200829]

teddysdaytoday (November 9, 2015)

[canijustnotdothat]

Problems with glasses

When you're making food and you open up the oven and you can no longer see where you're putting your pan because your glasses are so fogged up.

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[borl2008]

Yup

[ave-aria]

okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.

My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”

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Tattoo done by Jody Attaway in Texarkana, Texas at Texarkana Ink.

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