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HEY GUYS !!! i actually decided im a butt and too lazy to swap blogs, so i moved joseph over to HERE. he’s on a sideblog to my rebooted MAIN, and i’m only gonna be interacting with those im mutuals with on there bc it’s easier to track, so follow me there n i’ll see you around !

#hi reminder i moved baby boy 2 my sideblog

HEY GUYS !!! i actually decided im a butt and too lazy to swap blogs, so i moved joseph over to HERE. he’s on a sideblog to my rebooted MAIN, and i’m only gonna be interacting with those im mutuals with on there bc it’s easier to track, so follow me there n i’ll see you around !

#`` ooc.#but also lov my dotter she has an re au if ur into it ;//

the reason joseph died first was all he did during his time @ stars was relently mock and get angry at wesker for his plain white bread and mayo lunches he’s Stressed and upset and he wants back in the navy @tyraneyes

#`` ooc.#joseph throwing himself into the mouth of a cerb: free me

every halloween joseph dresses up as a different STARS member send tweet

#`` ooc.#in one of those cheap plastic wigs and a tube top / mini skirt combo #joseph vc will someone let me know if my balls are showing

Hi Lads !!!!! starter call for later ;///

#`` ooc.#finally............. doing one here

also like i know i’ve been talking 90% about his goofiness and dumbness but like. joseph is Also a major hothead. it either takes a lot of pushing or Very specific things to get him going but.

he’s probably been told to leave the office and go calm down before because he gets Mad and breaks things, might punch someone if they get in his face about it. and it can happen just OUT OF NOWHERE he’ll just start snapping at everyone even if they weren’t involved / at fault. he doesnt particularly yell a lot but he does slam around and get really........... cruel with his remarks. uses things he Knows are sensitive for each person.

#`` ooc.#like i must say again. he's haha fuckboy but he's also. an asshole.#he does try to do things to apologize after he calms down even if he doesnt outright say it #he just has a very hot temper and once its off he needs to Chill #a lot of work related stuff probably gets to him : ( like hearing abt kids getting hurt.#he usually goes and hides in the rpd garage and just angrily fixes things #or chain smokes for like 3 hours #also if you ever make jokes re: his mom he'll suddenly deadpan and be like. not funny.#and if they PERSIST he WILL deck them.

`` body language.

DEFENSIVENESS:

arms crossed on chest / crossing legs / fist-like gestures / pointing index finger / karate chops / stiffening of shoulders / tense posture / curling of lip / baring of teeth

REFLECTIVE:

hand-to-face gestures / head tilted / stroking chin / peering over glasses / taking glasses off — cleaning / putting earpiece of glasses in mouth / pipe smoker gestures / putting hand to the bridge of the nose / pursed lips / knitted brows

SUSPICION:

arms crossed / sideways glance / touching or rubbing nose / rubbing eyes / hands resting on weapon / brows raising / lips pressing into a thin line / strict, unwavering eye contact / wrinkling of nose

OPENNESS & COOPERATION:

open hands / upper body in sprinters position / sitting on the edge of a chair / hand-to-face gestures / unbuttoned coat / tilted head / slacked shoulders / droopy posture / feet pointed outward / palms flat and facing outward

CONFIDENCE:

hands behind back / hands on lapels of coat / steepled hands / baring teeth in a grin / rolling shoulders / tipping head back but maintaining eye contact / chest puffed up / shoulders back / arms folded just above navel

INSECURITY & ANXIETY:

chewing pen or pencil / rubbing thumb over opposite thumb / biting fingernails tips of digits / hands in pockets / elbow bent / closed gestures / clearing throat / “whew” sound / picking or pinching flesh / fidgeting in chair / hand covering mouth whilst speaking / poor eye contact / tugging at pants whilst seated / jingling money in pockets / tugging at ear / perspiring hands / playing with hair / swaying / playing with pointer/marker / smacking lips / sighing / rocking on balls of feet / flexing fingers sporadically

FRUSTRATION:

short breaths vents / “tsk” sounds / tightly-clenched hands / fist-like gestures / pointing index finger / running hand through hair / rubbing back of neck / snarling / revealing teeth / grimacing / sharp-eyed glowers with notable tension in the brows / shoulders back, head up - defensive posturing / clenching of jaw/grinding teeth / nostrils flaring / heavy exhale

tagged by: @tyraneyes thank u boss tagging: idk man i follow like 8 people

#`` ooc.#`` headcanon.#he's a very expressive boy what can i say #also very prone to fidgeting he CANNOT sit still and you cannot make him #which like. same i'd perish if i tried but #it's all that Energy he has #where as mines just constant anxiety fhdsohsg

the creation of stars was really like. how can we fit the city’s biggest idiots in one office.

#`` ooc.#me: joseph is really smart n talented #me also: he's a fucking moron he's never used his brain

invite joseph to your social events you never know what he’s used his very official very serious job - only rpd certified video camera for

#`` ooc.#im not confirming he'll blackmail or that he has controversial footage #but i am saying is the risk worth it #this is why he died first he knew too much

joseph HAS, in fact, tried the “ive painted eyes on my eyes so i can sleep in the office and it looks like im working” move. shut up. it’s the 90s and he’s not a clever man.

#`` ooc.#he's also taken naps under vehicles #he has rough nights partying with the boys tbh leave him ALONE

`` uklet / chickenheart.

❝ Well fine then, I won’t come by with more beer and a box of pizza next time. I wanted to see if you’d like to hang out when you’re done, but, I can see you’re real busy, Joe. ❞ Brad huffs.

“ LOOK AT YOU BREAKING THE RULES, CHICKENHEART. “ hands are being wiped free of grease on a towel. it’s tossed to the side, and after a quick glance be be certain no narks are lingering around the garage, he holds a hand out in silent request for a beer. “ what, you gettin’ lonely up there without my pretty face? “

#uklet #`` uklet / brad : 001.#`` ic.#`` verse: pre-re1.#hes BABY

HE’S SLIDING OUT FROM UNDER THE TRUCK, taking his time in sitting himself up and leaning over bent knees. “ a little busy, y’know. some of us have important work to do. “ never mind the open bottle of beer tucked beside the toolbox. “ what’d’ya want? “

#`` open starter.#`` ic.#`` verse: pre-re1.#hi hello hes rude

i changed my fc. bye.

#`` ooc.#i needed more Content u see

sticks leg up today is a stress day but !!! LIKE THIS if you wanna plot dynamics or chat characters n stuff :333

#`` ooc.#i might not b quick to respond esp since i mainly lurk on ?? my other blog but

it’s not even sunday yet but im logging in to say there’s no way joseph has nipples he’s a boy

#`` ooc.#mAAA AMAM STOppp THOSE ARE hISISs NYIPLELEEESSSS #its almost midnight and ive watched that video abt 40 times in the last hour alone #did any of u think i was gonna make an actual nsfw hc???#how foolish #anyway joseph has a d*ck piercing he got as a dare in college thanks bye

not even related 2 joseph but like every time this fandom trashes ashley - an untrained, sheltered civilian with no prior experience in combat situations - i lose exactly 8 years off my life. like go wae dont act like u wouldnt be crying urself in a corner in her situation just say u hate women

#`` ooc.#also her crush on leon is so justified???? havent u ever heard of hero worship #ppl develop sudden affection and adoration for ppl who make them feel safe all the time hello its a real thing #whenever i look in tags even in the year 2020 i still see people losing it about her lIKE CHILL #ppl can argue claire was a civilian too but her brother was a soldier and a cop like she was trained to defend herself #v different situation from someone who grew up protected #also she barely ever has to scream for u if youre good at the game. bye

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i’m too lazy to make a promo right now but HELLO i’m bunny !! feel free to like / reblog / follow if you’re interested in interacting with resident STARS fuckboi joseph frost - yknow, that guy with the camera that died 30 seconds into resident evil 1 and makes fun of barry for being old.

#`` ooc.#this is all i got for u nerds thank u bye #im gonna watch some of my show now so i dont crash

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