Slytherin

Draco and snape are my fav tbh 💚🐍

[questionsofmuggles]

The ego on this guy, amirite?

I love that, when Remus saw Peter on the map, there were basically two possible answers:

a) There is some sort of glitch or flaw in an extremely complex magical object that you designed in your early teens, or:

b) One of your best friends, who died thirteen years ago, actually faked his death and is totally alive and there is a giant conspiracy going on.

And he’s just like, “haha, obviously it’s not Option A, so let’s go see Peter!”

[slytherin-headcanons]

654. Slytherins will use words like ‘sweetheart’ and 'darling’ as a sign of affection to platonic and romantic partners, but they will also use them excessively and as passive-aggressively as possibly, towards anyone they dislike

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[slytherin-headcanons]

539. Because Slytherin is known for keeping traditions, muggleborns who came from a Hispanic family would try to throw a Quinceañera, even though they might have already had one in the muggle world, just so their friends would be able to have knowledge of the tradition

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[slytherin-headcanons]

543. Slytherins were those kids that were good at fitting in with any group at school. They were good at making friends and new how to adapt to every social setting

[assassin1513]

{Hogwarts Story 1513} Lockscreens Edits made by me :)

[slytherin-headcanons]

470. Nice slytherins who are all happy and playful then something annoying happens and they are like “Bitch I will slit your throat if you keep Interrupting me”

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[slytherin-headcanons]

468. When told ‘this isn’t a project you can do the night before’ often as not, slytherins will take that as a challenge rather than a warning

[the-goblet-of-slytherin]

whether you like it or not, this is home

[hogwartshousefriends]

Gryffindor: Woah, what’s with this cast? Slytherin: I sprained my wrist… Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist? Gryffindor: Yes. Slytherin: I was hula hooping. Hufflepuff has me attend a class with her for fitness and fun. Gryffindor: Oh my god. Slytherin: I’ve mastered all the moves. Slytherin: *pulls out a phone and starts showing pictures* The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle. Gryffindor: *filled with delight* Why are you telling me this? Slytherin: *deleting the photos* Because no one will ever believe you.

[slytheringlow]

[ginniewheezie]

Buzzfeed: THIS! IS THE HARDEST!! HARRY POTTER QUIZ…YOU WILL EVER!!! TAKE!!!

Me: *rubs hands together*

Buzzfeed: What is Voldemort’s real name?

Me:

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

Slytherin: Not to worry, I have a permit.

Ravenclaw: This isn’t a permit. This is a actual fucking piece of tissue paper that just says “I can do what I want”.

[canislytherin1987]

Watch this

*the houses watching the Snowboarding in the winter Olympics*

Gryffindor: I could totally do that!

Hufflepuff: ... I don't think thats a good

Slytherin: *to Hufflepuff* Shhhh *turns to Gryffindor* You think so, Gryff?

Gryffindor: YEAH, LETS GO!

*half an hour later*

Gryffindor: *laying in a hospital bed* owwwwwwww

Hufflepuff: ...

Slytherin: Well, you can't say they didn't try

[slytherin-headcanons]

464. Despite expectations, being Slytherin isn’t about dressing traditionally elegant all the time, it’s about looking traditionally elegant no matter what you wear

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[cat-alvarez]

@lightningeranet​ creation event: Lightning Era House Pride - Slytherin           ↪  Favourite Slytherin: Draco Malfoy

“Training for the ballet, Potter?”

[smiledraco]

make sure you notice how beautiful draco’s smile is, because he doesn’t use it often

[slytherin-headcanons]

453. The only thing introverted slytherins hate more than being told “but you are too nice to be in slytherin” is “but you are way more like a hufflepuff”

Honey, no. I will honestly throw you off a cliff if it meant i would live.

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