wow what a mess.

There's aspecs and allos shoved into one account gods help us all

[cannedfireflies]

Welcome to the blog 7 people share access to. Expect chaos.

Pseudonyms and identifying emojis:

Atlas 🦋

Batman 🦇

Cicada 🥄

Darkling 🐞

Lacewing 🕸

Paper Wasp 🐝

Phyllidae 🍃

[thedilftournament]

Round 1, Poll 22:

Osvald V Vanstein

Darth Vader

Voting ended onMar 24, 2023

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[neil-gaiman]

My life and welcome to it...

[fairy-feather]

@neil-gaiman ‘s social media adventures are an entire genre/medium of entertainment by themselves and whatever it’s called I’m here for it

[neil-gaiman]

If only Neil Gaiman had any social media.

[cannedfireflies]

Start preparing, the time is rapidly approaching

With love -🐞

[carlyraejepsans]

no more sans remembers resets, the world has progressed past the need for sans remembers resets

[cannedfireflies]

fun fact i wasn't paying attention when we decided who was being what and i have no idea who is who

anyways have you heard about sandman and how i lust for him

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

Yes, fun fact! you never played in the sandbox as a child and now your making up for it by romancing the fictional dirt boy

My regards, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

i never had a sandbox also i love him

Fuck you,

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

fun fact i wasn't paying attention when we decided who was being what and i have no idea who is who

anyways have you heard about sandman and how i lust for him

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

Yes, fun fact! you never played in the sandbox as a child and now your making up for it by romancing the fictional dirt boy

My regards, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

fun fact i wasn't paying attention when we decided who was being what and i have no idea who is who

anyways have you heard about sandman and how i lust for him

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

Why have we, as a socity, make it social aceptable to eat FUCKING SEA URCHINS but when *I* eat spiders its gross? Its crunchie and your missing out on this spider eating action

Most faithfully yours, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

I feel like spider genitalia might be too small to be popularized

- 🥄

[cannedfireflies]

we got a size queen on our hands /j

-🦋

[cannedfireflies]

fun fact, I had to search this up because of you. I am inside you home rearranging your restroom products and replacing the soup with shaving cream, I am consuming just enough of your leftovers so that you are disappointed when you see what you have left, I am making all of your blankets and clothing mildly damp so that you have to deal with being *moist* all day and at night, I am feeding your crickets human fleash so that they may gain a taste for it and nibble at you in the night, I am doing road work on your road and you may need to take a 20-30 minute detor every time you want to leave your house, I am going to make you write an essay on the book and it is graded by a 70 year old whomst HATES you,

My love is ever burning, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

guys please

-🦇

[apitnobaka]

please, this image just wont leave my head

[cannedfireflies]

Why have we, as a socity, make it social aceptable to eat FUCKING SEA URCHINS but when *I* eat spiders its gross? Its crunchie and your missing out on this spider eating action

Most faithfully yours, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

I feel like spider genitalia might be too small to be popularized

- 🥄

[cannedfireflies]

we got a size queen on our hands /j

-🦋

[cannedfireflies]

fun fact, I had to search this up because of you. I am inside you home rearranging your restroom products and replacing the soup with shaving cream, I am consuming just enough of your leftovers so that you are disappointed when you see what you have left, I am making all of your blankets and clothing mildly damp so that you have to deal with being *moist* all day and at night, I am feeding your crickets human fleash so that they may gain a taste for it and nibble at you in the night, I am doing road work on your road and you may need to take a 20-30 minute detor every time you want to leave your house, I am going to make you write an essay on the book and it is graded by a 70 year old whomst HATES you,

My love is ever burning, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

my back really hurts. just needed to announce that

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

What a coincidence, so does mine

-🕸️

[cannedfireflies]

perpetual back issues gang 😔

-🦋

[cannedfireflies]

you guys need to go to the hospital <3

warmest regards, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

i'm going to the doctor on tuesday ❤️

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

my back really hurts. just needed to announce that

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

What a coincidence, so does mine

-🕸️

[cannedfireflies]

perpetual back issues gang 😔

-🦋

[cannedfireflies]

you guys need to go to the hospital <3

warmest regards, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

my back really hurts. just needed to announce that

-🦇

[cannedfireflies]

What a coincidence, so does mine

-🕸️

[cannedfireflies]

perpetual back issues gang 😔

-🦋

[cannedfireflies]

Why have we, as a socity, make it social aceptable to eat FUCKING SEA URCHINS but when *I* eat spiders its gross? Its crunchie and your missing out on this spider eating action

Most faithfully yours, -🐞

[cannedfireflies]

I feel like spider genitalia might be too small to be popularized

- 🥄

[cannedfireflies]

we got a size queen on our hands /j

-🦋