canned (he/him)

art side blog: @art-in-a-can https://cannedweirdo.carrd.co aneemal jam toy collector! i collect shopkins, monster high, decora girlz, rainbow high, LOL suprise, tamagotchi, LPS, and more!

[gay--dog]

you are hopelessly addicted to toys. get help

i can stop playing any time i want

[psyduckz]

confession

[madoka-jet-engine]

[belimah]

You know when cats take a fat nap and wake up all scraggly art by chucklenuts

[goodchild]

[weirdness-is-good]

[jellyjampuddingg]

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[the-haiku-bot]

it IS wednesday. cunts

you know what we must do. it’s

time to get it on

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[aquasine0]

flavor of the day

[redstonedust]

it bothers me when someone brings up misogyny in shounen anime and people shrug it off with "its designed for teenage boys, what can you expect." like well. idk i think its actually pretty important that shows for teenage boys are normal about women. i mean i think all media should be normal about women but teenagers are impressionable i think we could put a little bit of feminism in the teenage boy shows. it might do some good. you never know.

[ihavenomoneyandalsoimgay]

Catty, Vamperine & Elissabat

[cutecipher]

i really thought the point of "being lgbt+ doesn't absolve you of racism as a white person" was that white people arent absolved of racism by being marginalized but it really seems like people think other marginalizations make it okay. no being disabled doesn't do it. no being poor doesnt do it. we need to fight against racism actively no matter what.

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[astronomical-bagel]

Trots onto your dash with youthful curiosity and zest for life

[very-gay-alkyrion]

@bovineblogger

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal