uncool unicorn

Hey you with the pretty face, welcome to the human race!

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I care very much

[roser7091]

Old men shenanigans

Sorry for the inconsistencies and errors, I just really wanted to get this out of my system. And english is not my first lenguage.

[seven-winged-liar]

the whole 'nobody would miss me if i were gone' line of reasoning is so completely and mindblowingly false, it's almost laughable if you take a couple steps back. there's a lady at work who has been there for maybe two or three weeks and has only talked to me a handful of times, ask where the necklace i usually wear went. another person asked where i was cause i wasn't scheduled for about a week. i regularly think of friends who have deactivated their accounts or who i've lost contact with and what id tell them. i still think about people i haven't talked to for years even though i didn't know them well. people still think about you even if you're a passing specter on the street. and that's not even holding a candle to how much the people who are personally involved in your life care. people do notice and care. all the time. it might be hard to see it or remember it but people do care. ily.

[porterr-robinson]

[nightmare-grass]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[wasdplz]

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

[ink--poison]

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

[crittizen]

Okay but I love how “me and the boys at 2 am looking for BEANS” actually became a meme after this video.

[earldarii]

Magma doodle.

[lskuro]

I saw a post that Al doesn’t drink in public no more probably avoiding catching feelings and cooties again since Vox so I wonder if Vox is the same cause if I remember correctly he only took a drink on his own room 8la and that made me sad and oh well…

[lasfloresrotasblogdepoesia]

Unknown Artist, "Porte Veine", 1913.

[celtrist]

Would you believe me if I said I made this just for the Vox joke.

[celtrist]

Vox lying that Alastor doesn't have a tail ✘

Vox lying that he knew whether or not Alastor has a tail ✔

[celtrist]

I'm torn between liking Alastor not being the type to use his body for manipulation and stuff, and also Alastor not at all being above using sex as a form of easy manipulation and deal-making.

Text below in case handwriting is hard to read:

Vox: "Y'know... you're right Val..."

Vox: "I CAN FUCK ALASTOR AND TAKE HIS VIRGIN ASS! AND HE CAN'T DO SHIT ABOUT IT! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alastor: "I'm not a virgin."

Vox: "B-but only with women, right?"

Alastor: "No."

Vox: "But you haven't bottomed, right?"

Alastor: "Mmm..."

Vox: "Oral? Doggy style? 69? YOU HAVEN'T 69ED, RIGHT?????"

Alastor: "The body is surprisingly quite versatile for deals and manipulation."

[celtrist]

you tell him Vox

Based on this legendary quote by Mr. Iron Lung himself

[driftedbrush]

I miss drawing them as humans

[ashlikesnow2]

He nailed it.🤣

[ashlikesnow2]

Alastor Flirting with Vincent (Murdermedia AU)

[ashlikesnow2]

[drawbauchery]

Vox begs Lucifer to heal Alastor chest wounds meanwhile Alastor in the background overhearing the conversation hiding like a cat that heard it was going to the vet.

I can picture that happening and Lucifer trying or Vox trying to pull him out of the hiding place.

[drawbauchery]