The Most Darling, Delightful, and Dangerous

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

Weclome to Franklin and Rosie's Emporium! How can I help ya today?

I've seen a lot of a particular role-play question asking blog and I'm mildly interested in contributing. I've never done something like this on tumblr before so bare with me!

Basic Information:

Roleplaying blog for Rosie of Hazbin Hotel

Mod is Tig, as in @hackedtig (main blog). Yes I'm an adult, She/They pronouns.

This is for fun, not to be 100% Serious. I do have a full time job so be patient with responses.

I prefer to keep things SFW/Mildly suggestive, but respectable people off anon may ask -select- NSFW themed questions. Answers to these questions will be placed under cuts. (Any NSFW questions asked on-anon will be ignored)

I won't be answering every single question or submission received, y'know, on the off chance someone does submit something unsavory.

If I post with someone or something that isn't what I'm particularly with on a narrative, their blog name will be placed in the tags w/ an AU notice.

This Blog's Rosie

Rosie is an Overlord that rules over her district of Cannibal Town. She runs her shop with Franklin.

So far, Rosie has only had the one husband, trading out her love life for her Emporium. (something something the emporium is her second husband).

She is good friends with Alastor, but has no romantic or sexual attraction to him (He's an ace in the hole, haven't ya heard?)

She mingles and likes to flirt with Carmilla. (Mod ships BloomingGun first and foremost!)

Despite her right and proper exterior, she does possess the capability to go feral. You have to try real hard, though.

Much better at pure cooking than baking. Franklin handles more of the baking for her.

She makes and sews most, if not all, of the products she sells in her Emporium, including the outfits.

She's familiar with modern slang and modern technology, but prefers her old stuff. Has a smart phone out of necessity. (Needs must when you're runnin' a business, sweetie!)

Words are more of a game to her. To impress this carnivorous overlord, you've gotta think a little more outside the box.

Actually Demisexual (An emotional bond has to be made before she's comited to getting physical), is very supportive of the entire spectrum and entire community. When she says auntie Rosie, she means it!

Happy to talk about and support her customers within reason!

(Yes, she's also happy to let people ask Franklin questions too!)

Tag key:

Mod posts/answers in italics: #mod talks / #tig talks

Rosie responds in red text: #rosie posting , #rosie answers

Franklin responds in orange text: #frankie posting , #frankie answers

Posts that are centric to this blog's 'canon': #canon blog post

Posts that are not centric to this blog's 'canon': #au blog post, followed by #blog-name-here as well.

Suggestive answer posting: #questionable judgement

More clear NSFW answer posting: #private client list and #lewd posting

Happy asking!

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

An act of violence is somwthin' heinous, don't get me wrong sweetie. But an act of pure spite and pettiness can be somethin' worse, all dependin'.

That bein' said, shame not all the problems topside can be solved with a little cannibalism!

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"o-oh miss Rosie thank you for your help with defending the hotel and sending Damian our way"

@morningstar-angel

"You're welcome sweetie! I don't remember sendin' Damian over but when a gal stays this busy, sometimes she can get a little forgetful! Always a pleasure to help, though."

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

Whew! If only ya knew how much takin' in a wild animal took out of a girl. Undomesticated hellhounds are a hell of a ride, but they're good for takin' in bones!!

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"howdy misses Rosie!"

@damian-morningstar

"Well hello to you too, sweetie!"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

"I'm Damian morningstar I'm sorta having an identity problem.... D-do you mind if I find somewhere to breathe?"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"My shop is open to anyone and everyone, as long as you don't mind the fangs. Come in, come in!" She ushers Damien over to the side if the Emporium with a fresh tea, and she waves Franklin off to give you the seat instead. "Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for ya"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian sniffles sitting on the seat "I'm the adopted son of Satan and the second kiddo of Lucifer....i--i don't know who I am..."

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

As she pours tea to both cups, she listens and tilts her head a little before reclining back a bit. "I thought Charlie was the second?" She blinks a few times for a moment, then shakes her head. "Sorry, not the point. Uh, well. Ya know your identity ain't determined just by who your parents are, right? There's a lot more to it than that." She crosses her legs under her dress, folding her hands over in her lap.

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian listened nodding gently before grabbing a biscuit and nibbling "y-yea your right it's I'm just shocked ya know? My whole life I thought I was Satan's kid so it's thrown me for a loop"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"Well, have you tried talkin' to either one of your dads about it?" She tilts her head slightly. "I mean, surely Lucifer's got an answer on why he gave you up to Satan, and Satan's probably got a real good reason to keep it from ya. But even then, when you're grown, it's not their halves that make a whole in ya. It's more of a real badly cut pie on thanksgivin'. It's a part of ya, but it ain't the entire picture."

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian nodded gently before hugging Rosie "thank you miss Rosie!"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"Not a problem at all sweetie. Stop by any time if ya need a little pick me up!" She squeezes him back nice and tight before letting him go.

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"howdy misses Rosie!"

@damian-morningstar

"Well hello to you too, sweetie!"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

"I'm Damian morningstar I'm sorta having an identity problem.... D-do you mind if I find somewhere to breathe?"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"My shop is open to anyone and everyone, as long as you don't mind the fangs. Come in, come in!" She ushers Damien over to the side if the Emporium with a fresh tea, and she waves Franklin off to give you the seat instead. "Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for ya"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian sniffles sitting on the seat "I'm the adopted son of Satan and the second kiddo of Lucifer....i--i don't know who I am..."

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

As she pours tea to both cups, she listens and tilts her head a little before reclining back a bit. "I thought Charlie was the second?" She blinks a few times for a moment, then shakes her head. "Sorry, not the point. Uh, well. Ya know your identity ain't determined just by who your parents are, right? There's a lot more to it than that." She crosses her legs under her dress, folding her hands over in her lap.

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian listened nodding gently before grabbing a biscuit and nibbling "y-yea your right it's I'm just shocked ya know? My whole life I thought I was Satan's kid so it's thrown me for a loop"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"Well, have you tried talkin' to either one of your dads about it?" She tilts her head slightly. "I mean, surely Lucifer's got an answer on why he gave you up to Satan, and Satan's probably got a real good reason to keep it from ya. But even then, when you're grown, it's not their halves that make a whole in ya. It's more of a real badly cut pie on thanksgivin'. It's a part of ya, but it ain't the entire picture."

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"howdy misses Rosie!"

@damian-morningstar

"Well hello to you too, sweetie!"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

"I'm Damian morningstar I'm sorta having an identity problem.... D-do you mind if I find somewhere to breathe?"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"My shop is open to anyone and everyone, as long as you don't mind the fangs. Come in, come in!" She ushers Damien over to the side if the Emporium with a fresh tea, and she waves Franklin off to give you the seat instead. "Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for ya"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

Damian sniffles sitting on the seat "I'm the adopted son of Satan and the second kiddo of Lucifer....i--i don't know who I am..."

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

As she pours tea to both cups, she listens and tilts her head a little before reclining back a bit. "I thought Charlie was the second?" She blinks a few times for a moment, then shakes her head. "Sorry, not the point. Uh, well. Ya know your identity ain't determined just by who your parents are, right? There's a lot more to it than that." She crosses her legs under her dress, folding her hands over in her lap.

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"howdy misses Rosie!"

@damian-morningstar

"Well hello to you too, sweetie!"

[fluffy-morningstar-prince]

"I'm Damian morningstar I'm sorta having an identity problem.... D-do you mind if I find somewhere to breathe?"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"My shop is open to anyone and everyone, as long as you don't mind the fangs. Come in, come in!" She ushers Damien over to the side if the Emporium with a fresh tea, and she waves Franklin off to give you the seat instead. "Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for ya"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

"howdy misses Rosie!"

@damian-morningstar

"Well hello to you too, sweetie!"

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

With all this heat goin' around, you'd think a gal would get enough water! Remember just because the suggestion is 8 cups (64 ounces) a day doesn't mean that's gonna be enough for this heat wave. Not only that, but the bigger they are, the more water they're gonna need! Bein' almost 8 feet tall myself means I need more than your average cannibal too!

And yes, we need water in Hell, just because we can bathe in hell fire doesn't mean we don't need a good dousin'. Now drink up, darlings!

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

Hmm, somethin' seems to be wrong with this doohicky, I keep seein' the little notification thingies for a a question, but then nothin' is there! Ain't that somethin'.

Well, in any case, I've got somethin' else for ya instead. If youre interested in corsets, don't wear ones with plastic bones! They don't do nothin' for ya and the plastic just bends. Make sure ya get good quality ones with metal bones in 'em.

[cannibal-queen-rosie]

Until some sweet things decide to come ask me questions, I'll just start dollin' out friendly little facts or advice!

Speakin' of, here's a fun fact for those who didn't know. Used coffee grounds make great fertilizer! And they smell just so good when ya put 'em in the dirt. If you're lucky and ask your local baristas, they might even give ya some!