The Cannibal Carrot - Episode 3 - Deep Thoughts with Jimmy - Jimmy and the Clone Fanfic
Here is the original story in all it's glory of Jimmy's fanfic about him and his clone as mentioned from the 3rd episode of The Cannibal Carrot during Deep Thoughts. Enjoy!
I grabbed the rusty spoon and forcibly inserted it into my clone. The clone just hung there with a blank look in his face, he was just about dead. The blood was everywhere and his skin started to turn pale with purple sections around the new holes. The sound of the Mein Kampf audiobook can still be heard in the distance, it was only on chapter 8.
The clone's eyes started to glow, up to the point it was blinding me and the cameraman who wasn't even holding a camera at all, he was holding a can of beans. Everything went white and the next thing I knew, I was hanging on the wall bleeding to death, the sick bastard switched bodies with me in an attempt to survive.
He then removes the spoon, Mr. Potato Head, and the stale waffle taco from my body and brings out the whip. He removes my pants and starts whipping me. The pain was burning, but not as hot as the hot coal I made him eat earlier was.
Days passed by and somehow, we were both still alive. The cameraman was dead though even though he was the only one in the room with an edible substance. The clone took a knife and slowly cut my wiener in half, just making sure I could feel every bump on the blade over and over again forcing me to feel agonizing pain. The pain became so strong that I ended up pooping everywhere; just so much the room went dark. Was I dead?
I woke up, and the clone was back on wall with his split penis and dead. It was all over now, or was it? I then took the cameraman's corpse and the clone’s corpse and roasted them on an open fire, slowly flavoring them with the beans. I enjoyed my cannibalistic meal and pooped on the bones.
