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Feel free to call me Canja ;) I like to write pych-slasher-horror and hc’s 18 - She/Her/Hers - Bi

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Hola Amigos!!!

Welcome to the train wreck that is my blog! I just like to write random shit, aaaaaand I'll try and post some of said random shit here.

Minors DNI!! I write about adults doing adult things, or minors doing things they shouldn't be doing (violence, murdering, slealing, ect.), and I don't need any kids being influenced by my work.

Speaking of which, I mainly write about visual novel characters, my OC's, and anything that slightly peaks my interest. I'll upload when I get the motivation to, other than that, I'm just here to have a good time and vibe out :)

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I DID NOT DRAW MY PFP!!! My very talented friend, @conraade drew it for me.

Lastly, if y'all find a typos/mistakes in my writing, pls point it out! I love to write, by you know what doesn't? My dislexia, or however the hell you spell it.

(I take Sundays off to hang out to chill)

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ASKS RULES!!!

Must have age in bio

and that's it!

While trying to come up with this, I kinda just realized that I don't really care about what is sent to me.

If I think something is disrespectful or asked outta spite, I can always delete it, I find it hard to think you, 'accidently' sent me a slur 🤨. If I don't understand something, I can always reach out and ask personally (hence why I don't allow anonymous asks, also lets me check out pages b4 answering, sorry!).

Also, ask as many times you want, and if you're curious about anything more, feel free to DM me. ¡¡¡This is a judgment free zone!!!

(ex. If you think I might be uncomfortable with your ask and want a heads up, if I write about certain topics, or even if you wanna know more about what I did in a specific post(s))

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I have a few questions, sorry if they're long 🫣

Jak would react badly if MC respected him and never did anything bad, but never showed affection, and even refused sex? (I know he would do things without consent, but I can't imagine how that would affect him)

If June fell in love with MC, what would he do?

And lastly, what would he do if MC She became depressed, not in an extreme way.

Heyyyyyy..... Haiiiiiiii.... Y'all I know I've been gone, BUT I'M HERE AND I'M QUEER TO ANSWER THIS QUETIONS, AND GET ON WITH ASK. AND. YOU. SHALL. REACEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!

Question 1: I think that would just be the, “She Took Care of it” ending, AKA Jak giving you away to June. What you described is essentially how you end up with her, go with the flow of everything, but not stand out in any particular way, especially with the ‘no affection’ part. Even in one of the endings where Jak forces himself onto you, if you were nice enough prior to it, then he gives you a second chance, even if that second chance leads to no good endings (I mean, you COULD kill him and that’s TECHNICALLY, ACCORDING TO THE GAME a good ending, but that’s not good enough for me, SO NO GOOD ENDINGS FOR ANY OF Y’ALL EITHER!!!)

Question 2: I’ve headcannoned this a few times, and the two different kinds of her ‘falling in love with MC’ are either A: Jak gives you away to her, and the more time you spend in her barn, the more she feels affectionate for you, or (the more problematic option) B: if June and Jak were both stalking you at the same time, and neither backed down. June is sensically enough to back down when it comes to Jak’s lovers. From what I can tell, NOTHING will change Jak's love for you. The most June can do is try talking him into giving you up, but that’s only after he takes you, and in this scenario, June is not ok with that.

Jak would not take that well, and it could make him snap. He’s already so far down in the rabbit hole, that is his delusion for MC, it’s impossible to know what he would do for them. Plus, June is sensible enough to know this, and even if she did fall in love with you, she’d keep it far away from Jak. With June’s planning, even with Jak watching you 24/7, she can sweep you off your feet and into the passenger seat of her truck in the same time it’d take Jak to chug another Embalming Fluid.

I can see it going many ways, but I think the best ones are the silliest ;))))))

Question 3: He’d brush it off as you being ‘emotional’ or as a problem he has to drug outta you. LOOK, he has had his fair share of issues through his own life (Daddy Issues, Parent's Passing, not being able to fit in, ect...), and I unfortunately don’t think he is emotionally capable of dealing with an MC who’s issues stems from more than, “Omg this guy just kidnapped me”, YKWIM? I think he’d delude himself and just brush your feelings off as irrational, until he can’t ignore, then the drugs come out.

In a twisted sweet way, he’d start to offer you more of his drugs/drinks, and get more and more pushy about it. It helps him, why wouldn't it help you too! But if that doesn't work out, he knows just about all there is to know about drugs, and he’d find something that either you won’t say no to, or make a way you can’t.

DON'T YOU NEVER WORRY ABOUT AN ASK BEING TOO LONG!!!! It's just an excuse to write more about my pookie bookie ngl, and his sister gotta lotta screen time in this one too :^

Anyway, I sotra addressed my hiatus in this post, but yea, SEND ANY ASK YOU WANT!!! I'll do what I can to answer it :)))))

Plug for my Master List

And as always, Jak and June belong to @ffishstickks

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June Harasi Headcannons

After making my June and Jak masterlist, OH LORD JUNE NEEDS SOME MORE LOVIN’! I have no idea how I didn’t notice, or why I haven’t said anything else about her considering I think about her ALL THE TIME! BUT, I’ve gotta start somewhere! And here I start!

1. June likes to take her time with you. If you’re in her barn, it’s for a reason. Unlike her brother, she’s picky, more calculating, and therefore, you should be a little more appreciative that you were chosen. You should be looking forward towards her treatment towards you, even if that treatment pushes you past limits you didn’t know you had. Afterall, she only picks so many to fill your roll…

2. If she actually likes you, and wants to keep you around, I think she’d show it a lot like a cat does. Not black cat energy, but more grey cat? If you're around, she’ll gravitate towards you, and will give you little touches to remind you of that. A hand brushing against your arm or shoulder, her leg touching yours, or even her hair on the back of your neck as she silently loiters behind you. Never actually reaching out to touch you, but she wants you to know that she’s always there.

3. Y’all ever wonder what she took after her parents? As someone who has a similar relationship to my mom as her (minus burning the family house down 💀), even I admit I take things after my mom hella. Just makes me curious about what serial-executioner-torcher-kidnapper-killer June has in common with her ultra-conservative-traditional-religious mother (WE NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT MAMA HARASI PLSSSSSS!!!!) I know it’s probably a whole bunch of personality traits, but that only makes me wanna know more!

4. Speaking of her mother, I think June would be the perfect girl to go to before a date (that is if you could resist June herself- WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?!) due to her mother probably teaching her how to style hair, jewelry, and probably a little bit of makeup (even if the reasoning for Mama Harasi teaching her was for different reasons). I don’t think June would be ‘hyped’ to help out, but that’d be a front because her brain is saying, “You want me to touch you? Hmm… Who am I to say no.” Unfortunately I also see her purposely burning you with a hair iron for fun 😑.

I know I usually shoot for 5 headcannons, but I’d rather post 4 and post it, then wait for my stupid silly billy brain to come up with another one. Plus, I can (and will) always make another list! Hope y’all like this one! If you didn’t, feel free to check out my master list, or use that ask box at the top of my page and let me know what you would like to see :))))) (#shameless_plug)

June belongs to @ffishstickks

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This ask got me thinking... What about Kev in a motorcycle gang????

Idk how prolific they are in Australia, but they’re decently common here in America, and since Kev isn’t using a sports style bike, I feel like they would fit right in! The only thing I see them not liking is having share and compromise…

Or having to be at the bottom of the social latter...

Or always having eyes on them...

Plus, I don't know about how said gang would appreciate Kev going out and doing things by himself, especially if that thing would be stalking a 'rando' who could get him or the gang into any kind of trouble. I don't think he'd appreciate the name they gave you either. "Rando"?? Do they know who you are to Kev?! I bet he'd teach them a little something about talking about you like that...

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Ok, so maybe Kevin shouldn't be in a motor cycle gang, BUT what if he was the leader of one? And what if a not-so-little someone joined said gang and had to listen to eeeeeeeeeverything he said? 😉🤭😝

P.S. Kev as a gang leader is kinda... eaghhhhhh!!! 😝😝😝😝 LOVE TO SEE OUR NON-BINARY KING THRIVE!!!!!

Kev belongs to @ourloveiselectrifying

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Jakeem and June Harasi Master List!

This list got a lil too long, and I didn't want it to crowd the other characters I also post about! As always, Jak and June belong to @ffishstickks, make sure to go support him!!!!

Jak 🌹

Headcannon Lists:

5 Random Jak Harasi Headcannons

5 More Random Jak Harasi Headcannons (cuz why not)

How to Actually Date Jak

Random Headcannons:

Jak using a crowbar to get into your room...

What did Jak mean when he was tryin to get you to eat the tenders...?

Asks:

"Do you think jak would be a good trip sitter or nah"

"do you think MC could convince Jak to make healthier drinking habits? And get rid of the backyard compost… "

"say that the mc manages to escape from Jak, would he try to get them back and how?"

"HHmm, I really like your posts. How do you think Jak would react if MC became "famous," like as a writer, singer, or any profession that provides visibility? Would he act well?"

"What are some other interesting facts about Jak? Like headcanons?"

"At the beginning of the game we meet Jak at the gas station. If MC ignores Jak, how would he react?"

"In your opinion, what would be the ideal type of partner for Jak? Personality, hobbies, etc."

June 🐻

Headcannons:

June Harasi Headcannons

Asks:

"i REALLY wanna know if you have any June harasi headcanons"

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Hi, it's me again :3

In your opinion, what would be the ideal type of partner for Jak? Personality, hobbies, etc.

Your posts are great!

I think that there’s no true ‘ideal’ person for Jak. He has no standards (that I know of) for who he kidnaps dates, and other than him being a little biased towards bigger ppl, that’s a very soft bias and clearly has never stopped him, there's no criteria/pattern to who he chooses.

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Oh you wanted an actual answer? Well this wouldn’t be our favorite game show, “Ask and You Shall Receive” if y’all didn’t receive, SO LET’S GET INTO IT!!

I still believe everything I had said either though, so all of this would be “ideal” for him, but not necessary. Plus, all of these would be things you could do in addition to my post about how to actually date Jak, and therefore, would work if you were trying to go long term (my post) or short term (one of his victums… maybe turned long term victim!).

Someone who gives him smt to do.

He’s so used to just sitting around not doing anything, so if you could give him some odd project here or there, that’d keep his mind on YOU and nothing else. Plus, it’ll let him experience being useful first hand to you! Maybe it’ll even make him a little less dominant, aka more open to a normal relationship rather than him, "taking things into his own hands”

Someone who makes him feel cherished.

With his past ‘lovers’, they’ve never really been one to reciprocate his feelings, and even if they did, underneath all his delusions, he subconsciously knew they were only doing to get farther away from him (like what MC did). Just be nice to him and give him kisses, and hugs, and cuddles 🥹.

Someone who is more sexual by nature.

If you’re gonna be ideal for him, you gotta match his freak, for lack of better words 😅 (THIS IS NOT A NO NO FOR HIM THOUGH, he likes all sex, even if you're on the other side of the spectrum!)

Most importantly of all, SOMEONE WHO JUNE LIKES AND WHO LIKES JUNE BACK.

Do I even need to explain?

Just a little blabble about some things that I don’t think wouldn’t be a good fit for him. People who are dominant. People who are mean, rude, or disrespectful (all the smtsmt-phobics are in here). People who are non-monogamous. I just wanna point out that most of these are more of personal differences, aka, y’all could still 1,000% be buddies with y’all’s differences, but maybe not a long term partner. I don’t think most of these would stop you from ending up in his arms the other way!

Hope y'all enjoyed! I've been going through it y'all! Work + Getting sick + Money stuff... BUT Y'ALL ALR KNOW NOTHING STOPS ME, AND I COME BACK FOR Y'ALL!!!!! Luv y'all, y'all.

Feel free to drop ANY ideas you might get into the ask box, it's great for my motivation!

And as always, Jak belongs to Mr @ffishstickks !

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Y'all, what if the only reason Jak wants you to, "Keep your figure" in LT isn't bc you're a plus sized MC or bc he wants to make you into a plus sized MC, but rather bc he somewhat impulsively chooses an MC, and therefore he wants you to remain as closely to the same as you did when he first picked you?

Due to the sheer amount of lovers he's had, I think he'd want there to be more differentiated qualities of each of his victims that way each one is a new experience for him, meaning he wants to keep your figure, not add to or change it.

Looks don't matter even a fraction as much as you do, so although he has his preferences, their quite soft, so I don't think he'd put any brain thought into it, let alone actual effort. Besides, cooking up some food to keep you alive is different than cooking up a feast to bulk you up.

BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GAAAAAME THEORY!!!!

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At the beginning of the game we meet Jak at the gas station. If MC ignores Jak, how would he react?

Or if he got rejected right there, like, "I'm not interested, get out of my way."

(Sorry if this is a little bit shit, I was typing a lot of this on my phone during my break, and fun fact, I suck at using my phone keyboard + I've been working my big back off at work😭) BUT ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE!!!!!

I’ve actually had this question in my head for quite a while now since I would be the kind to do that. 💀 Nothing against Jak, buuuuuuut I ain’t the kind to talk to strangers if y’know what I mean. It’s actually virtually impossible for any MurderSim men to like me based on any interacted becuase I always shut them down b4 they get any hope of a chance 😅.

I don’t think this would be enough to make him lose interest, maybe he’d just go, “huh… that was weird” then carry on like nothings wrong. Mayyyyyybeeeeeee he’d loose interest if he’s not or hasn’t been that invested in you for very long then he’d LITTERALLY loose interest, not romantic interest, intrest intrest. He alr knows you don’t want him, and he don’t have anything to want from you either.

I think I’d be funny if a month later he fell back in love with you and was all, “I have NO idea why this didn’t work out the first time!!”

Out of the 3 options you get to introduce yourself, 2 don’t move the love meter and 1 boosts it. Maybe if there was another option to reject him, then it would move it down and you’d be starting with a negative love point?

If/When you pepper spray him, he takes it relatively ok, but maybe if you had rejected him beforehand, that would count as you alr ‘pissing him off’? Idk, I just don’t see it in his character to fully be distraught by your rejection.

Now, maybe if you’re being a bit of a prick about the rejection, things could change (I’m not saying you’re being rude cuz some ppl out there need it). “Sorry, I don’t give my name out to strangers,” Is a whole lot different than, “Get out of my way”. I don’t think this would fully differ him, but your love meter is MUCH lower. Even if you do everything right at his place, I think that one thing would fate you to June's barn 😬.

Regardless, he’d find a way to delude himself long enough for you to end up at him with place, even if you don't stay for too long 😅.

BONUS ROUND!!!

Colony.Co!!!!

This is gonna be my opinion on Colony.Co, the place that Jak used to work at.

Colony.Co is a “security” business that helps transport and move along people or things that are being trafficked (I only know about human part, but anything can happen in the black market ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Here’s how Jak got into being a security guard.

The Bastard (yes the one from Curtin’ Cowboys) worked along side Jak, and for most of their time working there the Bastard was actually Jaks’ boss… until one too many ppl died 😬.

The post where Jak is talking to Fox is an "Announcer Security AU", or what I headcannon is that Colony.Co and Foxs company are good friends so the Colony will send some guards over if Fox requests!

I’ve made an OC or two that work in Colonly.Co so a lot of this is up to my interpretation that’s based on what’s cannon! If you wanna hear anything more about the Company just lmk!

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Y’all, YUR GURL GOT A JOBBBBBB!!!!!!!!! Sorry that I haven’t been uploading for the past couple days, but I hope that y’all understand, and are HYPED like I am!!!! (I haven’t had a job since same time last year 🥲) BUT IM LOCKED TF IN!! TIME TO GRINDDD!!!

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Was replaying Lovers Trophy when I realized the reason Jak had to use a crowbar to get into your room is because the door timed out. Little Rock isn't big, he's bound to have had lovers who had stayed at the Shady Swallows and therefore must know how to sneak in there, prob knows how to trip the door sensor, but it wouldn't have worked because your payment window ran out... BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A GOONER THEORY!!!!

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Sorry if I'm bothering you :D

What are some other interesting facts about Jak? Like headcanons?

(Y'all, look at how pretty the gal in the pic is, SHE LOOKS SO NICE!!!)

You’re asking me to make a new list of headcanons for our big bitch Jak… IS THAT EVEN AN ASK???? BUT YOU SHALL RECIVE!!! (With some interesting cannon facts about him, at least I find them fun :)

1. There will be a point and time that he forces you to sit down and marathon watch ALL Batman movies with him. Good luck getting them all finished in a normal amount of time because you just KNOW he’s a ‘pause the movie and share a random film making fact with you every 5 mins’ kinda of guy 💀

2. Jak’s a good in the moment listener, but a bad reflect and think kind of guy. You tell him to please stop doing smt, and depending on his mood, he’ll either remember it to his grave, or yap about some, “Huh? You never told me you didn’t like it when I would stick my (stanky ahhh) feet in your lap?” Part of that is him always being disorentated, but y’all alr know he’ll pretend if it means he can get away with getting closer (physically) to you ;))

3. Oh yea, I think Jak’s clothing smells like shit. Not him though. I think he knows to wash himself on the regular, plus I think that’s smt his Mama would’ve taught him to do, but I think he just generally has the mindset of, “I was supposed to wash my clothes today… I’m not feeling it rn, I’ll do it later.” He’ll do them the day before he goes to work, but considering that he alr has a limited clothing selection, and he doesn’t wash his work clothes ‘till the day before he starts work, aaand only works on the weekend (leaving 4-5 no-wash days) they stank. (For all of y’all olfactophilia’s out there, huzzah!!!!)

4. Not as original as I think other people think he is. I think he’s the kind to quickly pick up on others' phrases, body language, music taste, ect, and even though he obv has his own stuff going on (Batman, TV shows, ect), I think he’s just a jumble of whoever he’s surrounded by. I know that’s in all technicality what humans are, but I think he’s on a whole new level, the kind that would give most an identity crisis. But that’s the only him he’s known so what’s he gonna do, stop?

5. Jak is rationally scared of smaller animals. I can speak from experience that if you only grow up with huskies and great danes that you can rough house with, to now seeing my friend's little chihuahua that isn’t even up to my knees, you get this fear that you’re gonna unintentionally hurt the poor lil thing by being too rough. Take that fear, and apply it to a guy who most likely didn’t grow up with pets, was forced to go on hunts, and is known for being stronger than average on the default.

I HOPE THIS SUFFICES!!!!

Cannon fun facts!!

Here are some asks that Ffish answered himself!

Jak likes BIG PPL YEAAAAAAHHHH (as a plus sized gal, LET'S GOOOOO >:D))))

If your not plus sized, DW!!

Jak sucks at cooking

Jak with a stalker MC

Jak's motive/dating

Jak's kinks

Jak's kink list

As always, Jak belongs to @ffishstickks

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Welcome back!! I’ve been dying to ask this, how do you think kev would interact with an mc who was really afraid of dogs/dingos? Would he leave them?

This. Is. An. AMAZING ASSTONOMICALLY GOOD ASK!! I’m not very smart, so I have a tendency of not even being able to conjure up things like this 😅, BUT CONSIDER MY INTERST PEAKED!! I think it has something to do with how I grew up with great danes my whole life so I’ve grown used to their size meaning that I’ve seen my fair share of ppl who AREN'T as keen to larger dogs as I am. I think it’s a bit silly to not like big dogs!!!... it’s only fair I mention that I don’t like smaller dogs because, would’nt you know it, I’m scared of them 💀. BUT ALL THAT’S BESIDES THE POINT!!! LETS GO STRAIGHT INTO ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEVEEEEEE!!!!

Firstly, he’d know before he ever officially met you. It gets revealed in dialogue that they’ve been watching you for at least a month, and I highly doubt that you haven’t had at least one interaction/close call with a dog that alerted them to this. Even if he only had a small hunch, they could come up to you in their dawgy form and test out the waters.

Take the rainy porch scene. If you go running into the house with a yelp, then that’s a real dubby downer that he’s gonna have to deal with🥲.

BUT THAT WOULD NOT DISCOURGE THEM IN THE SLIGHTEST!!! You think he’d go through all that work with you just to let your ‘little fear’ get in his way?? Nahhhh. As per this post, we know that his tendency for respecting boundaries is at the bottom of the ocean, BUT there are a shit ton of posts that prove he’s willing to, and WANTS to make you feel better/more comfortable. (I’m deciding to add a list of a few I found at the bottom bottom of this post if you want my reference point!) I get the vibe they care a whole lot for the mental state of the MC, mainly because they like you for the you they stalked for at least a whole month. 

What does this mean? KIDNAPPING PLAN CHANGE!!!

Assuming that they found out about this ‘troubling’ information after y’all agreed to go on a date, any sooner and he’d have too much time to re-plan, then I think they might try and drug you and go down the rent a truck route. I don’t think he’d take the chance with the walk-you-like-a-dog route.. Idk how he’d do this, but maybe they could put some kind of poisonous pollen into the roses so if/when you sniff them you go ZZZ. I mean they work out in nature, and even though he may work with animals, I sure Moria could do a super solid for them.

Buuuut that’s only gonna work for so long. When you wake up (assuming he didn’t accidentally poison you into 6ft under lol) I think they’re gonna have to re arrange their place for you. (SPOILER: FYI heres an official sneak peak at said place 🤭.)

It’s important to mention that Kev seems to have no problem with drugging MC to keep them compliant if they're too resistant. I think this could apply here (since you prob won’t want anything to do with him in any of his digoness states), and I could see them using sedatives to speed up any complications… BUT THAT’S BORING FOR ME TO THINK ABOUT!!! I WANT DRAMA!! I WANT FRUSTATED DINGO ELECTRITION KIDNAPPER MOTORCYCLIST!!! SO I’VE COME UP WITH A TIER LIST!!

I’ve come up with 3 tiers dependent on just how fearful you are of dawgs, also known as Kevin's 3 levels of difficulty:

Fear of wild dogs and/or large dogs = Noob tier (yea imma be a bit cringy)

EZ, just don’t be a dingo around MC, done… ok, easier said than done. He's gonna need to break a LOT of habits if they want progress with you. As long as their ears and tail doesn't freak you out while there in their human form, then as long as he can prove they’re as good as other kinds of dogs, y’all can get past the whole ‘dingo form’ thing ‘till a better time.

Fear of all dogs = Expert tier

Ummmmmm, you don’t like him as a dingo OR as a human dingo mix?? Okkkk?? Every time they come into the room to give you something, you ask him to put the ears up. That sucks! But at least he knows that calms you down. If he sits across the room from you and is acting chill, leaving the room to stim if they need be to not freak you out (like they did on the date) ( and NOT saying the stimming is the issue, just not him getting hyper/over excited around you), then I think over time you can be more accepting of him, maybe not dogs, but they’ve proven to be trustable enough to not have to worry about.

Fear of EVERYTHING THAT RESEMBLES A DOG = GOD TIER

Oh good lord they’re gonna struggle HARD with this one, you can’t even stand to look at him when it’s just human Kev with the ears and tail!! The fear is that strong. You’re meaning to tell them that he has to wear his hair up ALL DAY, get a few mins on his bike free, then they have to pack it all back up for you?! Yea nah, I don’t think they’d appreciate that. I think this is the only one where they just disregard your fear and would rather deal with the consequences. Get ready to get over your fear through forced exposure therapy. He’d feel bad for sure, but he’d still have they’re, “It’s for the best… for the both of us” mindset. Think lots of drugs, ropes, and bribing. “Come on MCCCCC, if you look at me I’ll let you go outside for a few minssss, you want to go outside, rightttttt? :3”

P.S. Expect Kev to use your fear(s) against you if you start acting up. SORRY, I DIDN’T MAKE THE RULES!!

Sorry this took me a lil while to write this, just had a whole lotta moments where I re-read a part and was like, "... man... THIS IS ASS!" re-write, rinse and repeat💀. HOPE IT CAME OUT GOOD!! I'm thinking about mayyyyybe adding more??? Idk, I have a lot of thoughts on this because like I mentioned in the VERY beginning, I see a whole lot of other ppl being afraid of bigger dogs, and so this writing is only a part amalgamation of all said past experiences. HOPE Y'ALL LIKE IT!! Check out my master list for more Kev wrtings of mine!

In no particular order, KEVS REF LINKS!!!!:

MC with period pain

MC with period pain pt 2

MC who need them some tunes

MC who needs meds

MC with separtation anxiety

MC with an ED

MC who's afraid of riding... THE BIKE! GET that mind outta the gutter!!

As always, the game page is @ourloveiselectrifying, and the creator is @kactiikitty

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5 Random Salvator Headcannons (Who else is staring at them honkers?):

When my eyes first laid on this massive Creole man, I was hooked. When I say I tried to scrounge the internet for ANYTHING about this man, I SCROUNGED!!! I didn’t find much, as there isn’t much out there, BUT I would like to thank this lovely lovely gal, @proxylynn, for this post of hers' where I basically got all of my info from! Def check out her page! This post is just gonna be my personal interpretation of who he is based on said info. I personally have quite the bit of family from the south in Tennessee. Not as south as Louisiana, but my fam is from a very very VERY small town, so a lot of my opinions are gonna be from the little interactions I had with the people there or whatever story I may have heard. LET’S GET INTO ITTTTT!!!! It’s gonna be a long onee!

1. Tate got his lone wolf personality partly from Sal. Sal seems to be much more of the ‘Alpha bro’ kind of wolf that he got from his genetic personality, while Tate had to develop it more from his life (childhood, goals, and morals (what little of them he has)). With this in mind, I think Sal listens to NO ONE… maybe his mama, BUT THAT’S IT!! He opened his own shop, that way he can do whatever he wants, charge whatever he wants, say whatever he wants, ect, ect. He only lets Dean work for him because Dean is working FOR HIM. Plus from the pics I’ve seen and what little info I had, the reason Tate wouldn't like his half-brother is because of Tate's inferiority complex he feels for said brother.

2. He has more than once offered to accept a different kind of payment💀.  With no boss and a son who will probably do whatever he says (within reasons ofc), he’s used his southern charm and purrdy voice to lure women into his back office for a hot couple of minutes. If you decline? Depending on his mood, if he's feeling confident, “No problem Shar, just make sure you know you always have a place here. ;) ;)” If he’s feeling cocky? Expect to see a random 25% added tax onto your total.

3. Sal’s into shorter women. I mean just look at Tate and Dean, especially Dean. I know that Sal is WAYYYY taller than any other average man, so in all technically Tate and Dean are average sized, but going from 7’ to 6’ or 5’9” is still a lot. I don’t think that your height matters toooo much to him though. In the sense that your height isn’t going to stop him from buying you a drink from across the bar, smooth talking you a little bit, then inviting you to a bathroom stall with him if y’know what I mean 😏. I also don’t think he’s all that charming personality wise. His height (and his reputable not-so-little guy downstairs) do all the talking for him.

4. Like I mentioned in point 1, Sal and Tate are very very VERY similar, but where I think the bigger difference lies is what they like to hurt, and what that says about their character. As we all know, Tate likes to hurt people physically to result in long lasting or permanent psychological effects or problems (look at me sounding all technical 😎). He wants you to hurt, and he wants to look at you knowing that he did that. He’s a big in the moment thinker, so when that moment is over, unless you’re able to make that moment last, he’ll most likely kill you. Sal is similar in the way he wants you to hurt, and how he likes to be in “the moment”, but he thinks much more long term than his son. Sal has to think longer term due to him not hopping around the country, he can’t leave anything behind in a different state. This makes him more tactful, less physically, and more emotionally and psychologically damaging(THERE I GO AGAIN!!). I do believe he is a physically violent man, but, unless prevoked, he won't go slapping around anyone he hasn’t conditioned to keep quiet.

5. After that last one, let’s get a little silly and goofy with him!! Sal can’t read without granny glasses, the kind that hang around your neck💀. He would be all flirty with you, talking about how you were just a ‘little lost lamb’ that fell into his den, and as he brushes your hand, looking you up and down with those radiantly purple eyes before he leans in ever so slightly, he’ll mention that he’s grateful you found him among all the other shops, his hot breath gently touching your forehead, reminding you of his height. Then out come the granny glasses, head bobbing forward and backward a couple times, squinting mess that is him reading you the receipt. He also can’t figure out, “This damn piece of useless junk!” Aka a computer. He can thank Dean for being the only reason he can order newer parts he needs to repair newer cars.

This was SO AGREGIOUSLY LOOOOOONG because I feel like the only person who talks about him 🥲. If YOU have any thoughts or headcannons or general info on him, SHARE THEM WITH ME!!!! I’d love to see people's interpretations of him! Also pls use the #salvator breaux that way it's all complied in one place, great for newer fans too :)))))))))

Any characters mentioned here belongs to the all and wonderful @bileshroom!!

Another thanks to @proxylynn/Lynsie for being so sweet, and for providing all the info I need to fantasize about another tall fictional man! ❤️🫶

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As most of y'all know I've been... absent

BUT IMMA TRY AND COME BACK AS FULL SWING AS I CAN!!!

Considering the last time I legitimately posted was... wait when was it again... (looks at phone) OCTOBER????? Well, I'm back as back as I can be.

Lmk of any characters y'all want me to do in the comment section of this post or in the ask box. I wanna try and branch off into different characters from different games. I've been thinking about Sal (Tate Frosts dad) a lot lately since there's not a whole lotta information out there about him. Let me know if any of y'all have any headcannons about him.

AND SEND ME ASKS I LOVE ASKS!!!!!

-Canja :))))

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HHmm, I really like your posts. How do you think Jak would react if MC became "famous," like as a writer, singer, or any profession that provides visibility? Would he act well?

SORRY I DIED ON Y’ALL!! Unemployment, mind fog, and family related financial issues will do that to a gal 😅. Nah but fr, I’ve had a horrendous lack of motivation to write literally anything because of everything that’s been going on with me. To put it short and blunt, not having much of a family outside of a Dad and out of state family you barley know combined with having issues with said Dad and no way out is rough. BUT I HAVE HOPE IN MYSELF. I do have to say that Christmas/Holiday season coming up has been bringing my mood up. I personally am not religious, by I do celebrate Christamas with my Dad and pookie wookie snookie dookie bff (*cough* *cough* @conraade), and by personally fav part is buying gifts for them, hence why my mood has improved.

BUT YOU’RE NOT HERE TO READ ABOUT THAT, YOU’RE PROB HERE TO GOON WITH ME, AND HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS AMAZING ASK THAT I JUST RECEVED!!! SO LET’S GET INTO TODAY'S EPISODE OF ASK. AND YOU 🫵. SHALL. RECEVEEEEEEEE!!!!! 🎁

I personally think it somewhat depends on when you got famous. If it’s before he takes you, I don’t have a strong opinion on what he would do or how he would react. On one hand, I’d be in his best interest he loses interest because of the logistics + June (and maybe Wade too) being insistent he drops you. It would not only get Jak locked up, but high chances are he’s gonna say something that will get his only two friends locked up too.

Buuuuut that would be assuming he has the brain capacity to have that much logic. If that doesn't work, I think about how he’s monogamous. It makes me think that this wouldn’t defer him in the slightest, he just has to get creative (enter creepy obsessive fan boy Jak lmao).

But let’s say that he takes you, and then you get the fame you so deserve, maybe a book, song, or movie you helped produce or make comes out, and you need to be out and about now. I think he’d be real happy to see you on the TV and such (assuming he somehow has cable or YouTube considering he pirates). He would be all like, “OMG BABE, that’s YOUR work on the TV, wow, so you need to like, go to premieres, or book signings… wow… hope you find a way to get there!”

Oh you thought you were gonna be let go? HA, nope. If you know anything about Monster x Mediators ‘Biggest Fan’, that’s him now. He wants you to do everything for HIM!! We alr know he’ll buy you anything, but that comes with a cost in and of itself. 

Made a romance book between a princess and misunderstood dragon? Well why not write a romance about you and Jak?

Wrote a heartfelt somber love song about how you had to move away from you’re hometown and about how lost you felt? Well why, while you have the time, don’t you write a love song about you and Jak??

Made a real documentary about the horrors of kidnapping and how the long term affects it has on the victims and how the kidnappers themselves are skums that should be locked up for life or sentenced to death? Why not make a Batman fan film starring Jak as Arab Batman and you as Catwoman (Yes, even if you're not a fem/woman, GET IN THAT LEATHER!!)??? I mean come on, get with the program!

Let’s say you got famous, and you’re face is out there, maybe via picture, video if you're an actor, or if one of your friends are in the your business too, and they just can’t contain themselves when talking about you. I honestly believe you’re fatted to the pit.

I think it’s a mix of the publicity and the pressure it’ll put on him.

On one hand, unlike when you were known but not known, he still felt that air of exclusivity about you. Sure people knew about your work,  but they didn’t really know you beyond your name. I guess I’m going back to the monogamous thing. Sure he’s the only one who is able to love, touch, and be intimate with, but your craft is no longer something he can keep to himself, making him feel more detached from you.

The pressure is obvious. Unless he buys blackout curtains and borrows one of Strade's shock collars, I don’t think he’d be able to calm his nerves enough to let you roam around his house at all. This is directly correlated with my previous statement. Your face is known. If one of his neighbours happens to see just one picture of you, even just the sight of you will jeopardize his whole operation.

The cons outweigh the pros, and the only reason he kidnaps and stalks is because he wants love and companionship. If you can’t feed into that, then why keep you?

I don't even think June would take you due to her over planning. Will someone see you when taking you from Jaks house to her truck? What about the ride to her place? Or what if hunter gets lost and ends up on her property either when taking you to her barn or when you're alr in there? This is now a Jak problem.

Sorry got a big gloomy there at the end and the lack of as many links I tend to... link, but I hope y'all like it! I mentioned briefly at the beginning, but this is the first time I've written in a WHILE, so I hope y'all like it (if any of you find a typo, lmk plssss😅) and feel free to send any ask you even vagally fabricate, I luv them!

As always, Jak belongs to Mr. @ffishstickks

P.S. My freind who doesn't like Jak nor any VN man/woman (*COUGH* *COUGH* @CONRAADE) actually likes that pic of Jak. "Awwww he's just a lil guy"

-Conraade 2025

EDIT: Didn't realzie how perfectly the pic matched the ask 'till rn 😭

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No writings yet, but I've got a couple ideas floating around and I'm hoping to get a few done as the days go on! I'm gonna shoot for at least 2 before Sunday (my off day), but no promises. Here's a little thing about Tate's dad I did sometime last week (I also don't know why I didn't post it on here) and according to my calculations 🤓👆, we can reasonably assume he's around 7'!!... almost the same height as... someone else 👀

Pls do well with this information 😈, AND this information, which is the post I got the picture from.

My thumb is basically healed, but because of the placement of the cut on my palm, it keeps on reopening a lil bit, making it harder to heal. As I'm typing this, I can feel how it's not happy 🥲. BUT, I don't like the feeling of not writing my silly little ideas down, soooooo yea.