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I have been gone for about a week but I feel as though I should relay some information to you all:
I have dropped out of university.
I now reluctantly work at a circus.
Mario is buttface.
That last thing is less an update and more me repeating myself but.
I think the baby gorilla likes me but I still think maybe we should put him in a jungle?
So the plan is.
We are going to move out, join a circus, and train this ape to do funny stuff.
I dunno I think that is not such a good idea.
Mario named the ape Donkey Kong.
We made up. 8n{)
By going out for ice cream.
The baby yoshi ate mine…
MARIO BOUGHT A BABY GORILLA.
Make him take it back or so help me.
What makes you think I can talk Mario out of ANYTHING?
MARIO BOUGHT A BABY GORILLA.
what fresh hell
Y'all’d’ve known this if you live in the south
Mario just woke me up and told me that we are joining a circus.
I uh.
I spend at least an hour a day grooming my mustache.
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What is up with you and wanting to get rid of our mustache pride?
8u{(
“You are always so cautious, Luigi! Just trust your big brother!”
He says, right before I usually get in trouble and he get’s away with whatever it was.
Mario has always been more ambitious than anyone I’ve known so it’s not that surprising I guess.
Also we had a weird talk today.
Apparently he’s dropping out of school to start his own business.
He says he wants me to help him out but I don’t know.
We made up. 8n{)
By going out for ice cream.
The baby yoshi ate mine...
The best part about coming from a family that owns a pizzaria is that you never have to order pizza.
You can just go downstairs and make it in the wood oven there you go.
We got out of class the summer today.
