Hi

AJ, 24, He/Him, Bisexual. Kind of an idiot.

[teathattast]

[savedgame]

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

[savedgame]

i have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like i thought it was

[girlballs-archive]

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

[mantis-lizbian]

between my thighs

[girlballs-archive]

[animalstrick-deactivated2024112]

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[o-lanterns]

when I was in the hospital I had the tv on in my room to sleep to and christmas movies were on and they played Elf twice in a row so for a good half of the night I was drifting in and out of consciousness like this

[easel-eisel]

ahh, another great day of buying 50 coats, but how should i store them?

the virtuous coat hanger:

[cognitohazardous]

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

[cognitohazardous]

[catcrumb]

[amanaci]

everybody look at my cat being scuncht about it

[only-cat-memes]

[savedgame]

[hshsjsvsb-deactivated20220516]

lego baby

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

[barbex]

[sevenmoreminutes]

when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

[scottiequeen]

[were--ralph]

"i danced with death" yeah well i slowly ran from him all frail and daintily in a cunt-honoring way

[were--ralph]

like this if you even care

[grawly]

[larval-tear]

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.