Fetus Phan? Yes please!

I'm Lia (actually), I play cello, read/edit fanfiction and spend way too much time here

[chaoswalkiing]

[canphannot]

Me: I just never felt this way before. I really think he's "the one".

Friend: Aww! So you met a guy?!

Me: I was talking about Tom Holland.

[babypufferfish-blog]

coincidence??? I think not.

[canphannot]

Me before Civil War: Andrew Garfield is the best spiderman idc who they cast he will never be as good as Andrew.

Me, after Civil War: OK YOU GUYS THIS IS MY SON TOM HOLLAND THE BEST ACTOR TO PORTRAY SPIDEY I LOVE HIM SO MUCH DON4T EVEN DARE TO INSULT HIM OR I'LL RIP YOU

[rykocann]

[tltw]

*points at romance* what the HECK is that

[punkrockgrantaire]

One day I’m gonna say “fight me!” and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me

[blinded-by-fairy-lights]

THIS IS ADORABLE

[dirtymlpconfessions]

[slightmood]

caught the bae sleepin

[luminoldoll]

now why would u waste a perfectly good pizza:(

[slightmood]

that “waste” happens to be my wife getting her beauty sleep. think before you speak

[subversivegrrl]

[snarlfurillo]

“Sit the fuck down before I embarrass you, Jeffrey.”

[earthshaker1217]

[oomshi]

[theunvanquishedzims]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[jamescarstairs-archive-deactiva]

Because tumblr is very American centric and if you didn’t hear, which is probably likely, London just elected their first Muslim Mayor !!!!! and i think more people should be talking about this

[no-chill-at-all]

[canphannot]

Mom: how many Popsicles have you eaten today

Me, laying in a bed of Popsicle wrappers: now is not the time to talk about my personal flaws as a human

[okaytrue]

[lulz-time]

wtfstyls:

Is that zane from 1direction

this post ruined my life

[hereby]

omg ive been trying to look for this post

[westernlariat]

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

[armorgan66]

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

[westernlariat]

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

[823-8---9-23-94--923-deactivate]

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

[annulet]

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY