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girls in turtle neck sweaters send tweet

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i like this gen of pokemon so far but they probably have the worst names of any gen yet also cinderace reminds me of flamedramon kinda

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she hates hardwood floors so now she’s scared to get off the couch so she just does this all the time

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i’m moving tomorrow so i’m packing things up and i just found $2000 under my pc lmaoooo

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if a girl with freckles even looks at me i have a panic attack

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70 degrees in florida on nov 1st it’s a christmas miracle

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roommate just told me he’s moving to tampa with his gf next month when our lease is up so if there’s any generous wealthy people who see this and wanna slide $1000 to the boy hmu

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halloween horror nights just started, my car is on its death bed, and i gotta move soon. if anyone wanna throw me 10k hmu

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i will nuke this shit out this hurricane if i scares my pups

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😭

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bro this hurricane needs to mind its own damn business

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gonna marry a 6 ft amazon woman so my future children can reach the top shelf

[powerburial]

would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz

things to remember:

nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad

because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable

[margbarcis]

Posts That Changed The World

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[dominateeye]

World Heritage Post

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i know bullying is wrong but like we’ve all seen til tok right

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gonna start hanging out in front of houses that were used in popular horror movies to meet some hot goth girls

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

Only OG Tumblr people will remember this but do you guys remember that legendary fucking post when pizzaforpresident compared the struggles that Native Americans face to his family not being able to go to Disney World one year ?????