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@canteen-elementals
Mr. Beans
Hello Kids, I am Mr. Porridge-
Mr. Soup!
Oh, yes. Mr. Soup, you are correct, I forgot. So, Welcome to the St. Churnley's dining hall! This is where-
Mama Mia, It's me! Mr. Bolognese!
Right, what my dear Colleagues are trying to tell you is that we will be serving you your meals at this school! Now, Grab a bowl and take a seat
This Mod of this Blog is @murderous-beetroot and i don't know why or how I ended up here but NAT 20 BEANS!!!!
Asks are Open :)
everyone say thank you ancient central and south american agricultural heroes for beans
MR BEANS! BEANS!!
🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘🫘
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Porridge opens the door]
Hello, good morning. Here's the money. Thank you for the milk
[he hands him the money, which is sticky with warm porridge]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[a very tired looking Mr Beans opens the door]
*yawn* Mr Beans
[he takes the bottles and disappears in the building again, closing the door behind him]
I brought your milk. I was wondering how my son's doing, not too lonely is he?
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Porridge opens the door]
Thanks for the milk! Uh, your son is, um, doing great! Everything is going really well. More than well in fact... Yup :D
[he hastily hands him the money]
Oh, ok. Can I get anything more specific?
Um, he is getting along well with the other students and staff. Also he and his roommate are great friends. Peter is not causing any trouble at all, I promise you that! But, uh, I just see him at breakfast sometimes, I'm just the cook. I don't know that much, haha.
[he nervously laughs and takes the bottles]
Oh, would you look at the time! I really should go back inside now. Mr Beans needs my help with, um... the beans. There are so many beans...
I brought your milk. I was wondering how my son's doing, not too lonely is he?
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Porridge opens the door]
Thanks for the milk! Uh, your son is, um, doing great! Everything is going really well. More than well in fact... Yup :D
[he hastily hands him the money]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Soup takes the milk and hands him the money, staring at him intensely]
Mr Soup.
Here's your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Beans, holding a glass of chocolate milk in one hand, opens the door.]
MR BEANS /o\
[he hands over the money and, with only one hand free, tries to hold all the bottles in with one arm]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[It's already dark outside as Mr Porridge passes the front door and feels the need to open it. He sees the Milkman standing outside.]
Oh! I apologise so much! I didn't hear you knock. How... How long have you been standing here?
Not too long.
Thank god, I thought we had you waiting out here the entire day.
[Mr Porridge takes the milk and hands him the money.]
See you next week.
[Mr Porridge waves as he closes the door]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[It's already dark outside as Mr Porridge passes the front door and feels the need to open it. He sees the Milkman standing outside.]
Oh! I apologise so much! I didn't hear you knock. How... How long have you been standing here?
Not too long.
Thank god, I thought we had you waiting out here the entire day.
[Mr Porridge takes the milk and hands him the money.]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[It's already dark outside as Mr Porridge passes the front door and feels the need to open it. He sees the Milkman standing outside.]
Oh! I apologise so much! I didn't hear you knock. How... How long have you been standing here?
Here's your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
Oh good morning! Thanks, for the milk!
[he hands him the money (covered in porridge) and takes the bottles]
Here is your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Beans opens the door and takes the bottles before handing him the money]
Mr Beans!!
Hello, how's Peter settling in?
Also, here's your milk.
- @milk-from-the-hip
[Mr Porridge opens the door]
Oh, hello! Peter seems to be doing well! I see him and another boy in the dining hall sometimes. From what I have overheard from the teachers he's doing good so far.
Thanks for the milk!
Continued from here
[the boys enter the dining hall]
I'm really hungry I hope we ge-get something good today
@ive-got-adhd
What is it usually?
*he looks into empty space for a second*
Oh, um. Zeus says it's probably beans, is that right?
Um, sometimes we get soup, porridge, bolognese, stuff like that. Usual- Yes we have beans usually. Um,... Zeus, how do you know about the beans?
*he looks into blank space again*
He says he just knows. It's probably some sorta god thing.
Um, sure... A god thing. Makes sense I guess. I thi-
[they hear a voice from the other side of the room]
MR BEANS
Woah! Is he made of beans? No actually I think I've seen him before l.
Yes he is made of beans. That's his curs- Wait what do you mean you met him before
[they join the queue for food]
I delivered milk here a couple times.
Oh, yeah, you are one of the delivery pe-people. There apparently used to be a Mr. Milk, but he is on vacation or leave or something so thats-that's why they get milk from you
[the queue slowly moves forward]
Oh, there's a Mr Milk?
*stares off*
Oh, Zeus says he's on paternity leave. That's nice! Milk babies!
How does... Oh yeah. God powers. What else does Zeus know about this school?
I hope the beans are good today. Last time they were way too salty.
[it's almost their turn to get the beans]
Zeus knows everything about everything.
Zeus also says the beans are "nat 20 beans", whatever that means?
Um, I don't know. What- where did he even hear that, what?
I'm not entirely sure?
*it gets to their turn to get beans*
MR BEANS
[Mr Beans begins to bean into two bowl and hands it to the boys]
Continued from here
[the boys enter the dining hall]
I'm really hungry I hope we ge-get something good today
@ive-got-adhd
What is it usually?
*he looks into empty space for a second*
Oh, um. Zeus says it's probably beans, is that right?
Um, sometimes we get soup, porridge, bolognese, stuff like that. Usual- Yes we have beans usually. Um,... Zeus, how do you know about the beans?
*he looks into blank space again*
He says he just knows. It's probably some sorta god thing.
Um, sure... A god thing. Makes sense I guess. I thi-
[they hear a voice from the other side of the room]
MR BEANS
I brought milk! And a suitcase!
- @ive-got-adhd
[Mr Porridge opens the door]
Ah, hello Peter! Thanks for the milk! Why don't you come in? Is your dad not coming with you today?
No, it's just me! Dad's out delivering other milk!
*he goes inside*
Fair enough
[Mr Porridge closes the door behind them]
And? Are you excited for your new school?
Yeah! This place looks cool!
It's quite an old building! Um, and it is very cool I guess
So, uh, how has Zeus been recently?
He's been fine, I guess. He yelled once but it was fine.
Oh, um that's- I'm sorry to hear that. What does he yell at you about?
He doesn't want to be here.
Um, I understand that. Going to a new school might be tough at first. But that isn't a reason to yell at someone.
He's a god, it's fine. *he looks into empty space* He's not happy.
[Mr Porridge looks over at the empty space]
Well tell him it's okay to be upset but this will be good for you two in the long run.
And then we will get you to your room so you can, uh, unpack.
He can hear you. He doesn't like the idea though.
I suppose I better go and unpack and meet people!
[they start walking towards the bedrooms]
Uh, yes, and um, don't worry about, um, the other students. They also all have curses I'm sure you will find friends fast
Ok.
Heh, yeah...
[Mr Porridge awkwardly laughs and they walk in silence until they reach the bedrooms]
Here we are! So you will be sharing your room with another student and your uniform should be on the table. Do you have any questions?
Oh, who is the other student?
Um, I'm not sure. I don't make the decisions for who shares a room. Why don't you go in and unpack? They will be back soon anyway I think. The current period is almost over.
On that note I should get in the kitchen and prepare lunch. See you later, Peter!
