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kt ⭐️ they/them ⚡️33 emeto, scat, burping, farting ahead 🔞MINORS DONT INTERACT🔞

[cantholditin]

Dw i stuffed with Burger King again after buying it covertly in the middle of the night and it cured my mental illness

[cantholditin]

Posting here since i simply CANNOT stop being insane where people can see

Good old fashioned genu-ine mental illness under the cut

Cut off my last contact today and did not feel relieved like i expected

Instead of feeling “nobody cares about me, I’m finally free” i feel so horribly betrayed that they didn’t even fight for me, i know it’s unfair to expect that of them and i know that my vibe is exhausting to be around but my heart wanted someone to care like that and it’s stupid and immature of me to have expected some kind of main character event

Instead i got basically this

And realizing I’m the cringe loser in the group and having this moment of abject horror that i totally deserve everyone just letting me fall. I am the worst version of myself and I’m falling hard

This is the first time in my life that I’ve seriously thought about admitting myself to the psych ward because i can’t stand being alone with myself but i can’t stand being around anyone either. I spend hours most days crying while I work and half the time I dip out of my shift early because my boss is lenient. How fucking pathetic is it that I have to work from home and can’t even do that right because I’m so overwhelmed by this eclipsing sensation of looming despair so heavy that I can’t handle it

Sometimes I’m so intensely upset that I’m just frozen in place with my jaw locked and I can’t even speak or use my hands at the computer. The whole time I have this feeling like I want to vomit lava and not stop until my insides are burnt clean

I feel so monstrously hateful that I feel like I need to writhe around like a blind subterranean creature to get the poison out of my muscles and it’s pulling at the seams of my person suit, i want to sprint into the woods and never be seen again, i want to be bricked into the walls of a monastery and be fed through a slot like something too dangerous or holy to be free

And tomorrow I’ll have a cup of coffee and go to work and cry all day and have another cup of coffee because what else can i really do

[cantholditin]

I love how erotic boners can be bc it’s involuntary and can happen for non-sexual feelings like embarrassment or anger. Other people can also see it happening to you, which can cause them to get a boner too if they’ve got the right equipment. Thinking about a group of guys watching some movie together with a really steamy sex scene and getting hard or playing with their dicks (or each other’s dicks) is making me horny 🥵

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[cantholditin]

Gonna take edibles and stuff myself silly this weekend 🫄🏻🍃

[cantholditin]

I got one of those sucking rose toys and it’s great except it makes my knees and ankles lock and gives me a charlie horse in my calve every damn time

[cantholditin]

I think this weekend i might double up on fiber one bars and give myself a bubbly tummy, possibly post some vids if i can get adequate privacy

As it is my housemates comment often that i fart like crazy in my sleep and they can all hear it 🫣 Except a lot of the time when this is happening, I’m actually awake and furiously gassing my blankets because I’m holding in a big shit and don’t want to leave bed yet… Sometimes I’m just so comfortable that I’m willing to play chicken with the crampy load in my guts, and I’ll toss and turn until I’ve found just the right position to expel gas without shitting myself. I get such bad tummy aches when i hold my poop in that I’m never even thinking about how everyone can hear me farting uncontrollably

It’s embarrassing but it feels so good 😮‍💨 Especially once i force myself to go to the toilet and push out a massive pile of muddy shit that had been pushing at my asshole for so long that it had gone from a big firm log to a wet mess threatening to leak out of my strained hole

[cantholditin]

you have suuuuch a way with words all your personal tummy stories are the hottest shit ever. wishing you a very getting railed just the way you want

Thank you anon this is the greatest blessing anyone has ever bestowed on me

[cantholditin]

I’m ovulating and desperately horny but haven’t had the privacy to relieve it and being horny makes me want to stuff so I’ve been stuffing with pastries and chocolate ice cream to relieve some of that sexual frustration 😩

[cantholditin]

I love some intense pre-puke burps 😮‍💨 I love when someone clearly needs to puke but all they can do is burp and hold their stomach, it’s the only thing that eases the pain in their belly, and they’re in the middle of a particularly big burp when they finally spew

[cantholditin]

God I’m so fucking fat now that nobody can even tell how bloated I am after stuffing for three days. I’ve done nothing but eat junk food since Friday. I had Chinese food on Friday with a whole general tsos combo plate, a whole container of scallion pancakes, and four egg rolls, then followed it up with two big sticky cinnamon pecan rolls and several cans of diet soda. I was so full I could barely stand the weight of my tits laying against my huge stomach 🥴 my stomach was so glutted and overstuffed that it was applying pressure on my lungs and intestines, breathing and digesting both hurt and i could do nothing but try not to disturb my stomach while my whole abdomen burned and ached from being so stretched out. I had to belch so carefully because i was scared I’d urrp up my food, i had to drag my trash can next to my bed that night just in case i erupted 🫣 i did my best to just sit still but the cramps bubbling in my guts were making me need to burp and i kept letting out long belches that didn’t make my belly feel any better

It went on like that all night until i woke up Saturday morning with an urgent need to shit. Recently I’ve been getting more fiber so I’ve had neat little poop swirls but this time i absolutely loaded the bottom of the toilet with loose cables of shit 🥵 even with all the mess out of me, my stomach still felt sore and stretched and i could feel heartburn coming on. I was sipping diet sodas all day after that to help more burps escape because i still felt bloated and the soda definitely contributed to the acidic soup i could feel sloshing around in my tummy

Btw all of this is happening and my belly is already so big on a typical day that i don’t look any different outwardly when I’m stuffed to my limit. Unfortunately the cramps were so bad that i was grunting and panting through them, interspersed with acidic belches, so that definitely would’ve given me away

You’d think all of this would be enough for me to lay off the rich food for a few days but obviously that’s not possible for me, so i had a huge double protein wrap with lots of potato chips, two glazed donuts, and an enormous plate of chicken fingers, onion rings, and French fries only two hours later. At that point my stomach was in my throat and bubbling with acid like a cauldron and i was chomping on antacids for dear life because i hate throwing up and i was definitely feeling nauseous

The antacids helped but my stomach was still hot and bubbly and so, so full so i smoked some weed and that eased the pain in my guts a little bit, though at this point i was starting to need to fart every few minutes, then every few seconds. I thought i must need to shit again so i hurried to the bathroom but i couldn’t push out anything at all, i was already totally empty of Friday’s feast and all of my food from that day was sitting up high and undigested in my stomach

So i had a long night of sick malaise and farting that kept me from sleeping. And i still did not learn my lesson because this morning, now Sunday, i had another huge plate of chicken fingers, onion rings, and fries as well as two huge slices of pizza and more soda. I still haven’t shit out yesterday’s stuffing and straining on the toilet isn’t helping anything struggle out so I feel super plugged up on top of feeling full. I’m also feeling seriously queasy which ngl is making me horny 🥴

And i think tomorrow I’ll take off work so i have time to empty out when the oversized load in my guts inevitably needs to birthed 😮‍💨

[cantholditin]

I bought a toy that thrusts by itself and i was having a hard time getting it to go in but then i thought of a bloated dilf holding his belly and burping and i immediately got so wet it went right in 🥴🥴

I can’t believe i get to live in the future and have a robot in my underwear absolutely pounding me after a long day of stuffing

[cantholditin]

My box of sex toys arrived, I’m so horny I’m throbbing but I’m so stoned that it’s hard to open the boxes and put the batteries in 🥴 also i kinda have a little boyfriend and we haven’t hooked up yet but I’m so dick hungry I’m resorting to toys again

[cantholditin]

A form fitting dress clinging to a woman’s big belly is so sexy and as much as i love big booba i think its sexiest when the belly sticks out further than the tits, it just makes her belly look extra big and full

Also seeing bloated bellies at a fancy catered party in all of that formal dress wear is 🥵 so many stuffed guts pretending they don’t need to fart

[cantholditin]

In my 20s i didn’t really believe in all that biological imperative stuff and thought it would never happen to me

I’m trying to get back into the dating world in my 30s bc i would like to find love but holding out for the right person is hard when I have to consciously try not to dry hump my bed at night, I’m almost desperate to fuck half the time I’m awake and even sometimes when I’m asleep and dreaming ughh

[cantholditin]

I spent $300 on toys 🫣 i got a regular vibe, a dual toy with an internal vibe on one end and a clit licker on the other end, a panty vibe, a rose toy, and a dildo

I have been going insane from how horny I’ve been and I’ve been aggravating my carpal tunnel and straining my wrist while flicking my bean the old fashioned way

[cantholditin]

Feeling bubbly in my stomach tonight prob bc i followed up a large Burger King meal w an extra order of onion rings with a a high fiber turkey wrap and a slice of chocolate cake. Not sick feeling, just feeling super bloated and the farts are huge and loud