[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

L’Église Notre-Dame d'Espérance de Cannes, SoF.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Don’t Let the Scientology Center Across from China Sun Find Out I Don’t Handle Prohibition Well (Part 2, with perfect censorship of something very real)

Word Count 139 is deliberately dirty—a nod to a woman too larky, too “hick” for the tastemakers. I loved her jokes.

She’s gone.

Economic instability makes self-proclaimed cosmopolitans lash out at anyone who says life—and even sex—can be better away from the city.

Aquarian women love the world openly. If she was pushed out by a loud majority until she erased her digital footprint, that says more about them than her. Karma remembers.

We didn’t always get along. But I won’t pretend I’m okay with ostracism that could push someone to the edge.

And if you used her jokes as animation in your music videos while she remained unpaid inspiration, your conscience is not clean. Your eyes are dirtier than Word Count 139.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Don’t Let the Scientology Center Across from China Sun Find Out I Don’t Handle Prohibition Well (Part 1)

[cantoaundiosmineral]

"Are You The Unintentional Czarwave Pariah?" Playlist

Trigger Warning: The playlist is not "sexual" because if the options for bedchamber tasks are a locomotive of fiercely asexual pornographers, well, you just kind of hang out.

The present has taken on a faintly Prohibition-like air, while a certain managerial class seems to give curious latitude to some of the more unrestrained corners of independent music scene.

I cannot even listen to Isabelle Adjani, boo hoo hoo. So many sacrifices I must do while some people still have a pulse...

[cantoaundiosmineral]

“Classic Of The Pure Woman” is widely unavailable for sale, as opposed to other texts classifiable as sexology. My read: almost written off because the advisor is described as an agent so free she risks lack of definition as she recommends sexual nonviolence -a thought so outrageous in a modern world where power, domination, subjugation have established cultural capital. The Yellow Emperor’s female sage and the descriptors to designate her: fairy, plain woman, did not possess the passion-driven, blood-red eros of empires with shorter lifespans where there is a consciousness of burnout, tragedy, early deaths.

Certainly, the boomer editors who bought Hustler couldn’t get off on their coffee-stained desks trying to shill such a document. “I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY, GODDAMN IT! Why is the person counseling on stamina a woman? A plain woman?!??"

It shows.

Books like “The Perfumed Garden” seem more permissible in the context of marriage counseling where the pleasure provisions are on lock but not divorced from dignity. Beautifully, respectfully contained. But a character such as the one in Su Nu Jing? Too elusive for historians who prefer what they can pin down, so she gets edged out of the record.

Copyright © 2026 María Zoé Figueroa Perez. All rights reserved.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Vedic Shitposting

It’s become clear to me that, despite the illusion of an evolved collective consciousness, this site has always reflected how deeply women are indoctrinated to aspire to a very yin physical ideal—and how striving toward it is often framed as valid. The pro-ana era may no longer be openly celebratory of eating disorders and self-harm, but I still see endless permutations of beauty worship: brittle, diminutive, small-scale.

The nakshatra jokes focus more on personality than appearance, obviously.

I hate "politically robust", ugly memes that negate desire (especially in women) yet made by very porn-brained people. My culture, thanks to music streaming, has been colonized by depressing memes created by deeply pessimistic individuals from other countries who believe women MUST become sexually active at a very young age in order to champion politics exclusively the second they turn 27. I also dislike the desperate, American female anxiety seen everywhere, centering around all the things a woman has to achieve before reaching the age Leonardo DiCaprio stops finding their bodies desirable.

Any current permutation of the original Suicide Girls aesthetic still looks positively Hitlerian.

I'll keep posting whatever my nervous system requires here.

[dirbenaffleck]

HOLD ONTO ME DARLING ‧ 2024 Written by Kenneth Lonergan credit:@starcuffedjeans

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Lash GIF has me screaming.

[thefugitivesaint]

Leonor Fini (1907-1996), 'Gardienne des phoenix', 1952

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Fritura Del Ser

10/02/2025

STATUS REPORT

To Whom It May Concern,

Please be advised that upon entering the lodging arrangements provided by the Municipality, I conducted an immediate review of the premises and available amenities. During this initial survey, I noted that the television service, via Dish Network, was broadcasting the motion picture I Am Legend.

In the exercise of sound judgment, and in accordance with the principle that time is better allocated to pursuits of enduring value, I promptly terminated said broadcast. Instead, I have redirected my attention to more constructive endeavors: namely, the practice of languages and the discipline of chess. For these purposes, I engage the assistance of a certain green owl—whose presence, while persistent, does not bind me into servitude to possessive men or otherwise compromise my autonomy.

This concludes the present report, offered for the record with professional candor and due respect.

Sincerely,

Papillon Tsar, hated by musicians and attorneys, the familial and the small, empress among entrepreneurs.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Woo-ha!

“I’m usually uncomfortable using animal metaphors to describe people because they can come off as demeaning—but for some reason, I’ve jokingly dubbed this look ‘Sexy Kangaroo.’ It’s a completely ridiculous way to describe someone who’s just absurdly handsome.”

[cantoaundiosmineral]

This blague (blog) is not Sad Girl Tumblr territory. It is Void Girl Tumblr.

This is an account about voids, screaming into them with fists in the air away from Main, the colors green and silver, it’s about “bájale dos” (tone it down) and “bájame dos maridos de allá arriba”.

[postpunkindustrial]

Friends will let you down.

Family will dissappoint you.

Lovers will come and go.

The Gods will abandon you.

The Universe won't care if you exist at all.

But the first four Black Sabbath albums will always be there for you.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

me: “Adam Driver makes Jack Antonoff look like a sex god who goes to baseball games”

The World™️: “mera, F*g**r**, deja de estar pegando tanto cuelno, Puñe! Nos tienes JARTOS ya!”

“I remain thoroughly impressed by Adam’s inadvertent Jack Antonoff impression—it was unexpectedly and outrageously entertaining. The fact that he managed to render that persona so irresistibly appealing is, frankly, delightfully shocking. If anyone can do that, Adam is unquestionably The Man.”

[cantoaundiosmineral]

43 Heart Thumping And Bass Pumping Tracks To 'Get It On' To This Valentine's Day

You can hire me as your DJ, I'll face the other way. It's okay...my headphones are noise cancelling.

I've never seen a more undesirable list of songs in my life, this is beyond terrible. Not that I'm an expert and I certainly won't be getting laid on Valentine's (just being honest) but if this was the playlist to fuck to, I'd be better off joining a convent. Also, the list implies that Gen Z are the only people having sex or something and that it's terribly uninteresting. Who the hell does it with the Jonas Brothers in the background?

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Over a year later, this is a reflection of Taylor Swift being Spotify’s most streamed artist on that platform. I would gladly do the same if I was 18. That BuzzFeed teenage playlist was ominous. And vomit-inducing (yes, I repeated myself).

Not everyone wants a hot girl summer when the music ain’t even sexy. And dopamine addiction is so real that a break from cell phones is beneficial. Or they just don’t want to run into people making TikTok challenges on the beach because they want to live in a Bop House (what those hideous California “content creator” mansions have become). That would make me book 6 months in a convent 3 years in advance.

Given where I am, making statements like these is completely off-limits—just because I’m not a fan of our little social studies summer camp, either.

I guess some are doing it for the meme, too. The aunties and the moms know about web archives and that not everything in life is a stunt and a haul.

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Statement of Intent and Position Regarding Personal Property and Trade Activities

I categorically decline to issue any apology or admission of wrongdoing concerning the lawful possession of rulers or similar instruments, regardless of their country of origin, the nature of their materials, or the means by which they were acquired, including through online retailers. Any assertion that such items pose a threat to others’ merchandise, artistic expression, or commercial interests is both unfounded and speculative.

Furthermore, I affirm my right to engage in sartorial or related creative and trade activities—whether for personal fulfillment, interpersonal collaboration, or other purposes—without restriction or unjust characterization. Any attempt to vilify, marginalize, or otherwise inhibit my lawful conduct in these areas lacks merit and will not be entertained.

[iseeitiseetheisland]

*NEW* Adam Driver on the set of Paper Tiger, 10/07/2025

-stevesandsnyc via @adamdrivercentl

[cantoaundiosmineral]

Laughs in Kinsey at the folks who say “queer fragrances” like it’s a concept that offends me.