i have wings

"words, words, words" grad student, she/her, 26

[theweirdwideweb]

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

[naamahdarling]

Literally true. Cannot participate in outdoor events. Move it to October.

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[lookcaitlin]

[theprofessional-amateur]

How your email finds me

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1

[spoopyandtired]

ITS TIME

[kosmogrl]

june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be good june will be

[sandmandaddy69]

[iminsaneandcrazygirl6942069]

[mcteeth]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You're the secondary character in this type of media. (horror, comedy, apocalypse, cartoon, rom-com, documentary, reality TV show, etc) Are you surviving?

you are the secondary character in THIS media genre!!

Are you surviving?

yup!!!! I love it here!

yeah!!

Yeah but I'm not happy

I'd rather not but I will

I'm arospec and got romance save me

I am DEAD

results

Voting ended onJun 2

op note: all the submissions I get are really cool ideas!! Thank you!! Keep them coming!!

I am looking at you catboy. I don't know how you do it.

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[gayvampyr]

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas