“THE SKIN IN WHICH HE LIVES”

Nico “Kakyoin from the internet” they/them 29

[clownfactories]

anybody got a gif of kristen stewart slapping her twilight dummy?

[goslinggf]

how’s this

[clownfactories]

gods work

[pocblr]

LUPITA NYONG'O (with Yoyo) 📷 Instagram

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[what-even-is-thiss]

My first thought personally would be to try a big magnet on the scanner to mess with it.

I don’t even like sex very much but I still don’t need them spying on my business. Big magnet.

There’s probably also some local tech furry you can call to deactivate that thing and The Straights are too proud to ask the fursuit guy for help.

[jupiterroxx]

you can get your anti-sex chip deactivated or even converted into a better-sex chip, but you have to make polite conversation with a trans woman for 35 minutes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Only 35 minutes? I can’t hang out longer?

[purplesaline]

Melon collies

[sahonithereadwolf]

I can no longer feel the infinite sadness

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have to get this piercing!

Do you like it?

I have it!

Yes!

yes but I wouldn't get it

No

Wouldn't be worth it

Results/other

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[kknyght]

"are you a man or a woman ?" i'm a knight on a quest hope that helps

[melonwah]

[iszyjfry]

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

[clownfactories]

i just had to clean a puddle of customer spit and now i must set myself on fire

[clownfactories]

margaritaville is a sleeper agent word for me

[spcecowboyyy]

a cancelled show can be a dead wife

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[nevira-names]

tag your ocs

[noxfatalis-deactivated20250907]

sorry for being romantic, i‘ll go back to being scared of love. give me a second

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Here is your reminder: Chud does not mean loser, it means far right facist and/or nazi please stop calling yourself a chud, just call yourself a loser it's okay

[opanchu]