I find courage unpredictable

Indie Ask/Art/RP blog for Kled, The Cantankerous Cavalier | Semi-Selective | OC Friendly | Selective Crossover

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

vlolent-tendancies started following you

@vlolent-tendencies

[piltoverharrowing]

Game at the Harrowing Fair: Harrowing Castle

Decorated with garishly-painted figures of Harrowing stereotypes, a tall board covered in electric lights stands like a pillar between the rides and the stalls of hot fair food. At the base of the castle is a square platform, with a target painted on it in white. A showman calls for individuals of peak physical condition to take up the hammer and see if pride can be proven.

The hammer is a simple wooden thing, and slightly cushioned by a covering of leather. The target that the hammer-wielder is to hit is likewise padded. Whether or not it is sheer strength that will allow a strike to register remains to be seen.

Seems simple enough: take the hammer, bring it down as hard as you can, and as the metal weight slides up the castle the lights will blink on to show you just how hard you were able to hit. There are prizes for participation (so, not doing well at all), and tokens of various colours depending on how many lights you are able to bring up.

((OOC: Comment or reblog to play. Your results will be decided based on RNG. You have 24 hours from the posting of this event to play, and any further reblogs or comments after that time period will not be counted.))

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

     “Woo! Wouldja lookit tha’, Skaarl!” said the old yordle while riding on Skaarl. Kled wasn’t the type to really go out to these kinds of places, but if it gives him an excuse to be in his knight outfit, then he’s sold. Skaarl turned her head to where Kled had pointed to and chirped, making her way to the castle. 

     The showman, once Kled had dismounted the now chocobo-like Skaarl and stepped up, stopped the “knight in shining armor” and commented on how short he was for this. “LIL’?! I’LL SHOW YOUS “LIL”!!” the little Noxian exclaimed looking like he was about to bite his face off.

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

Let's be friends

     “Listen ‘ere, sonny. I und’rstand wha’ it’s li’e t’ roam aaroun’ freely, BUT THA’ DUN MEAN YE CAN GO ‘ROUND LATCHIN’ ONT’ RAND’M PEOPLES JES’ T’ GIVE ‘EM A HUG!”

@the-cursed-mummy-boy

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

If Torgue and Kled ever met, they'd rile each other until they killed and exploded everything. Literally everything.

jesus christ, don’t give me more ideas

[weloveshortvideos]

[grimmiekin-deactivated20221231]

//How Kled feels about Morgana’s new skin :>

[grimmiekin-deactivated20221231]

//best Morgana I had queued with in Ascension. Carried the team so hard with her by my side. <33333

[kiwi-pies]

“I am deep-fried courage, and an Apple pie of angry!”

Yes I’ll take an apple pie with a side of Kled.

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

- Love is: letting other person enjoying things with you. Also sharing the enjoyment of doing things together. ~~ the-angerborn

     “Well yous gotch ‘erself a good point ‘ere, missy,” the old yordle replied with a toothy grin.

@the-angerborn

[lannasroleplaymemes]

Explain the concept of ‘Love’ to my Muse.

[a-wolf-among-men]

@cantxnkerouskled he looks sooo youngggggggg aaaaaa I also gave up on his hat so it wouldn’t look half assed. Hope you like it still.

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

[darkin-of-shurima]

CARD ME!

@cantxnkerouskled

I misspelled some words in my excitement sorry 

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

I fucking love you already

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

Free screen sharing, online meetings and team collaboration are all fast and easy at join.me - no registration required. Show work who’s boss.

Finishing up most of what I can of this piece tonight! SO if anyone wants to join, come on in!

[majorpepperidge]

Just let Mara love you, Kled.

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

[bilgewaters-shadows-moved-blog]

I’m your Freak of the Week!

[bilgewaters-shadows-moved-blog]

Bed Time!

[cantxnkerouskled-blog]

Dad: what was Kled like as a toddler?

“Always gettin’ in fights in school; somehow; bitin’ ev'rythin’ ‘n’ ev'ryone he can, loud lil’ feller, too.” Salem chuckled. “Jes’ like his ol’ pappy 'ere…!”

@shield-and-sunlight