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Entering my swashbuckling era

#my boss was going to THROW THESE AWAY #NOT ON MY WATCH #glug glug glug

Good trope: When a (typically animated) character is alone, at home, in their own bedroom that they don’t share with anyone else, and they step behind one of these bad boys to change.

#it’s especially delightful when I remember that #were it not for cartoons #I would probably have no idea what purpose this item could possibly serve

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I have a new favorite fish

“broooooooo”

“BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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@official-mudskipper OMG what an honor!!!

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Vote for the MOST SPECIFIC one that applies to you

"My room has a Wikipedia article"

"My house has a Wikipedia article"

"My street has a Wikipedia article"

"My neighborhood has a Wikipedia article"

"My [city/town/village/hamlet] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [district/parish/municipality] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [county/province/state] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [state/province/autonomous region] has a Wikipedia article"

"My country has a Wikipedia article"

Voting ended onMay 7

I don't think I'd be able to represent every type of internal division a polity could have on this poll, so if yours isn't on here go for whichever one you think is the closest comparison

#my neighborhood has a Wikipedia article????#I did not know this!!!#exciting news

“Character has to pick shards of glass out of other character’s hand following a mental breakdown” is an oddly specific yet common fanfic trope that I don’t think we talk about enough

#don’t get me wrong though I eat that UP #people find so many ways to get the glass in there too #punching a mirror #using their bare hands to pick of pieces of a cup they broke #how does this keep happening

baldursghaik

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

#yesterday I got a pelvic exam #which I did not know would also include a breast exam #and my pcp did not know I’m enby #and I wasn’t sure how I broach the topic #so I just let her put on gloves and open up the gown #revealing the top surgery scars on my nipless chest #it was… extraordinarily awkward.#tbf I was not helping.#should I have said something? yes. but it didn’t feel like the right time.#when is the right time? idk. probably a long time ago.#it was kinda funny though

See, this is one of those things that isn’t that funny yet, but it will be in a few weeks when I dig this out of the freezer after having forgotten about it.

squeakadeeks

for what its worth i think its really funny how in creative trades its very common to simply be afflicted with a curse. like its well-known and accepted that every so often you will go through a few months where everything you make turns out bad, nothing works, you can try and try and toil endlessly but theres nothing you can do about it other than attempt a bunch of weird rituals or simply wait it out- so in other words, youre cursed. like sure you can call it ""artist's block""" but i know a curse when i see one.

#I’m an idiot who thought this was about Minecraft at first

mimsymars

Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Can you hear it?

#Cass I am SO offended that you didn’t tag me in this #/lh

tmae3114

several years ago, events converged such that my little sister (Known Lover Of Pandas) received A Great Number Of Panda Themed Gifts for Christmas

we have a photo of her, in her brand new panda hooded cape, with her arms overflowing with other pandas, the biggest grin on her face

and I dream of the day that there exists enough torracat merch for a similar thing to happen to me

#I liked this before I even finished reading it because I think we have the same little sister #and I know this is about Pokémon but #I’m gonna derail and talk about real animals for a minute #WHEN will the mudskipper get its day in the sun?!#the axolotl had its time #let my funky fish friend have a turn!!!#btw if anyone’s reading this: watch a video of a mudskipper blinking #penn state has one on YouTube #just look it up #it’s so good #my personal favorite is the blue spotted mudskipper btw (I’m basic ik) but they’re all lovely

professorsparklepants

Yesterday I saw a dude with the PERFECT superman curl. It looked like he'd done an overnight wet set with a single hair curled and not brushed it out. It was IMMACULATE. When I commented on it he chucked and said "yeah, it's a cowlick, I used to be embarrassed about it but recently my son told me it looked cool and bought me product and now I'm embracing it." And this dude's son has incredible taste because it looked great. Happy for him.

#this is the CUTEST SHIT #I remember crying about my cowlick as a young child #bc my bangs would never lie flat #it was made worse by the fact that my hair was so fine and lightweight #that it would just stick straight up in the air #then one day I said ‘fuck it. I’m an anime character. let’s embrace it.’#and the rest is history

I’M JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A FUCKING PLANT

#it’s called mile a minute weed and it’s invasive. not that he cares #I cannot believe that this is an official government website #cw current events #us politics #government shutdown

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good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels

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THIS is what I’m talkin about, babe!

good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels

#good things

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

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"when you dance with the devil so often he ends up following you to church" is a phrase far more deserving of the publicity I'm currently enjoying

#oh hell yeah

c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" pretend versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

#okay I’m going to start doing this #thanks op