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Masterpost for The Trade of Space Sanders Sides

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gouged-doll

sleepy-n-thinkin-stuff

This fanfic shit is easy

solmarillion

i hate how much people care about their ships being "canon" now. spirk fans didn't publish zines full of fanfics in the 70s only for modern fandom to grovel at the knees of corporations and beg for things to be canon. use your imaginations, don't allow billionaires to think for you.

naturalpr3y

My understanders will Understand me

predstrogen

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

maythray

im rehiring this fucking thing to stare at you

onmywayoutokay-deactivated20240

solely-ashes

Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault

fakecrfan

the-quasar-hero

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

slimetony

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

teaboot

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

slimetony

I’m not really in any position to be picky

human-pet-they

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

mens-rights-activia

Haha you don’t know how happy this would make Louis(my friend featured in my videos) he loves lonely island 🥹

laterkiss

i am like the breadloser of the family

bintro

mothermara

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

mousidy

they should make it easier to get bottom surgery

mousidy

special mention to how the BMI requirements are horrific and they need to go!

mousidy

I've been thinking a lot lately about how many trans women I've known who come to realize over time that they experience much more bottom dysphoria than they've consciously understood

I think this is partially a problem of trans women being fetishized, a trans woman's value being equated with her penis, but I think it's also partially a problem of availability. personally if something is difficult to attain then I have an internal reflex to unconsciously convince myself I don't want or need it. for this reason and many others it needs to be made easier

mousidy

personally it's fucking crazy going through life not even being able to be naked around trusted loved ones or fully have sex because the dysphoria is so bad. it's unacceptable that so many of us have to live like this. it's horrible that for many trans women it's almost impossible to get the care we need. it does not have to be like this