i miss trilobites :(

They/them - DMs and asks are welcome and appreciated <3

[canvas-the-florist]

All my fanfics are under “emile writes”

Masterpost for The Trade of Space Sanders Sides

my ao3 account here as “CanvasTheBotanist”

All my original art under “emile draws”

All my original posts are under “fake shitpost”

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[elexuscal]

The Good Place is an excellent show for many reasons, but one that doesn't really get talked about enough, probably because of how the season 1 twist obscures it, is that the 'No Exit'-esque "Hell is Other People" scenario for an afterlife of eternal torture is an avante garde experiment from an Auteur demon who's trying to convince the other demons of his Vision while they're like "idk man flaying genitals works really good"

[scribblenator]

HAPPY 7TH ANNIVERSARY TO BOOK 1!!!!!

[kosmogrl]

the goal is to always have days so good that you forget you have a phone

[longseasons]

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[kosmogrl]

[timeturner-jay]

I told my friend that tumblr would love her shirt, don't let me down guys

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[toskarin]

why are you not filipino

I'm not sure of the steps to take

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[coffeedcait]

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

[enba-and-luka]

I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before

[suigintou]

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything