Zoe Storm

Trans woman (she/her), adult (even though adulting is hard), white. Occasionally hornyposts, so don't follow if you're a minor. Marathon runner. Allegedly a writer.

[fashion-runways]

ERDEM Resort 2027 pls help me get out of debt donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways or dinahlance-shop.fourthwall.com

[lacetulle]

The Atelier | The Phantom Stars

[thevulturesquadron]

text: [ “Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5000 years.” ]

[missmentelle]

This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

If there’s ever anything you want that isn’t on this list…youtube it. Everyone always comments on my handiness, but everything I know comes from an old guy and his iphone.

[velvetcloak]

anamone

[sparkbirdmusic]

whose idea was this tile pattern

[booooooooof-9-o-s]

how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end

[asteroidtroglodyte]

The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really

[earsandtailsarefeet]

I'm torn between thinking 'this is a magical IRL shitpost' and 'what arse tiled a bathroom like my migraines?'

[sunspotpony]

This is what my muscles feel like 24/7.

[curlicuecal]

i tthought this was qr codes

[zoestorm]

Conway's Game of Life

[idverbhim]

[microsff]

"You have improved," the swordmaster said.

"Thanks to my new sword," said the student.

The swordmaster studied the blade and frowned. "This is enchanted?"

"You know about cursed swords that whisper that you should kill?"

"Yes?"

"This tells me I'm loved and valid."

"Ah. Well. It's not wrong."

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[heathcliffbot]

06/02/2026

[ouroborosmoons]

[catboybiologist]

Getting a thumbs down at highway speeds is far more emotionally devastating than a middle finger tbh

[forgottenbones]

[cute-catts]

That sound 😭😅

[circumgutter]

[idverbhim]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

happy pride month!!

did you know? the lgbtq tag regularly trends on tumblr! this is because it gets constantly spammed by multiple porn bots trying to catfish using the same stolen pictures from the same trans woman on the same trending tag page hashtag lgbtq positivity hashtag sissy crossdresser

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

here's tumblr letting someone blaze sissy hypno captions and a post with multiple gifs of fully naked people fucking center frame with tens of thousands of notes that despite being a visual depiction of a sexually explicit act only has the sexually explicit flag applied to a transfem's contentless reblog of it as well as said sex gifs in the trending tags thumbnails

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

and here's tumblr flagging my screenshots of the posts but not the posts themselves as mature content

[rubyeyeshitposter]

Pride 2026 Lina x Naga