And that a kelson of the creation is love

James. he/they. nonbinary man. queer. bi. 26. white. hopeless romantic. if you're under 16 don't follow me. "Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves?"

[theunsubtleknife]

Slip at work tally

Close calls

Feet almost slip out: 30

Hand slide off lever while leaning on it (WITHOUT hitting myself in the face): 3

Stairs 2

Falls

Getting in/out of truck 4

Tripped: 1

Ate shit counter: 1

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[suckerpuck]

yeah I'm not really following

[segamascott]

[hockeyupdate]

PWHL ANNOUNCES PLAYER PROTECTION LISTS FOR PHASE 1 OF 2026 EXPANSION ROSTER BUILDING PROCESS

NEW YORK AND TORONTO (June 3, 2026) — The Professional Women’s Hockey League (PWHL) has confirmed protection lists from its eight existing t

PROTECTION LISTS Boston Fleet: Aerin Frankel (G), Megan Keller (D), Haley Winn (D) Minnesota Frost: Taylor Heise (F), Kelly Pannek (F), Maddie Rooney (G)  Montréal Victoire: Ann-Renée Desbiens (G), Marie-Philip Poulin (F), Laura Stacey (F)  New York Sirens: Sarah Fillier (F), Kristýna Kaltounková (F), Casey O’Brien (F)  Ottawa Charge: Rebecca Leslie (F), Gwyneth Philips (G), Ronja Savolainen (D)  Seattle Torrent: Alex Carpenter (F), Hannah Murphy (G), Anna Wilgren (D)  Toronto Sceptres: Renata Fast (D), Raygan Kirk (G), Ella Shelton (D)  Vancouver Goldeneyes: Sophie Jaques (D), Emerance Maschmeyer (G), Sarah Nurse (F)

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[tesserxcts]

NICOLE.

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

there a baby fox living under our deck and he literally looks like that "full of milk" drawing except somehow rounder

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

ROTUND

[toonfinch-deactivated20231219]

artistic rendition

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

im actually crying rn thank you so much 

[tarred-and-sweatered]

Y'all are familiar with the classic post "very slow tigers are chasing me"

All of pwhlblr is currently being stalked by the RTTPTPP tiger

[vorakh]

iconic

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona Utah license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[ros-sauce]

"Cutes" is an autological word

[ros-sauce]

It's literally cutes...

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[pwhlposting]

OH GOD OH FUCK SHES GETTING CLOSER

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[theunsubtleknife]

50 shots in that game is nuts the frost goalie was locked the fuck in for the WHOLE game

[theunsubtleknife]

Idgaf about the frost but this is fucking nuts they should be throwing her parties and naming streets after her

[pwhl-mybeloved]